[Shadow_God_10]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Aight ursaphile, let's think about this for a hot second

You were excited about the prospect of being a squirrelfucker, but still had the pride to say you'd need 5 bucks to do it

Then you voluntarily brought up that you'd fuck a grizzly bear for a Klondike bar

That's very telling, you see, because the avg price of Klondike is a 6pk for $3.50. That's just over 58¢ per Klondike bar. That's 8 and a half Klondike bars in $5.00.

So as excited as you were about being a squirrelfucker, you just casually let the world know that you're waaay more into grizzly bears. Like, so into grizzlies that you'd rather be the conductor in a train of 8 and a half grizzlies; the star of the gangbang; the center lineman of the Chicago Bearkkakes, all rather than a single squirrel, and all for $5.00.

This is the funniest thing I've read and it's only the 3rd day of 2020.