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Old 10-11-2017, 09:31 PM   #6773
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Default Re: The FFR Trading Card Game

And for the token challenge, I'll be mashing up Where Are You Christmas? and Girl Directions.

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Where are you Christmas?

Ok, so this is how you get here.
You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north.
Don't get on the 60 though because then you're totally going to be going the wrong way.

Why can't I find you?

Anyways, so just keep on going straight
You're gonna pass a Taco Bell, you're gonna go up this little hill thingy...
No wait! Do you know where the Bed, Bath & Beyond is?

Where are you Christmas?
Do you remember
The one you used to know?

Just turn right after the church, Jesus, place and...

Christmas is here.

Oh, I feel you Christmas.
I know I've found you.

Ugh, ok, you know what?
Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard,
like seriously the biggest tree you've ever seen.

If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time!

YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT!!!
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