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Old 02-20-2012, 01:26 PM   #45
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Default Re: Bird-eating spider

keyywiii 2:21 pm
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD PUT A HOUSE CENTIPEDE
ON THEIR HAND
???????

drtrantastic 2:21 pm
me
id do it

keyywiii 2:21 pm
no
you're a bad person

drtrantastic 2:22 pm
haha
that picture was actually a lot smaller
but
i thought why not
make it huge

keyywiii 2:23 pm
they're pretty cool looking but
IRL gross

drtrantastic 2:23 pm
i bet
it would probably feel hella weird to hold too
all those legs
doing their leggy things
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