[Reach]

Jesus is coming back in my lifetime. I can feel it, and he talks to me when I pray to God. He says he will rise from the dead again and sit the earth on fire, bringing all of the non believers and sinners into hell while the ethereal christians like myself will float elegantly into the heavens.

So if you've ever questioned your faith now is the time! Your sins can be washed away! Join us now to secure your place in the afterlife! Jesus loves us all; we are all equally created by God in his image. This life is merely a test, you can only truely experience life by devoting your entire body and soul to your creator God.