12-20-2005, 08:25 PM
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#388
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FFR Player
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida...Where the old people come to die.
Age: 17
Posts: 3,408
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Who me?
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Originally Posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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