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Old 02-18-2014, 11:33 AM   #169
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Default Re: Hearthstone

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Originally Posted by Reach View Post
He's still dead. Top deck FS doesn't do anything. He'll still take 12 damage the next turn and he can't top deck anything that would possibly win the game.

Deathwing is probably the best card he could play and can't even play it (but even that just gets SW: D'd).
????? What the heck are you even talking about? There are loads of cards he could draw to stall the game until he wins.
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