[Phillip-Kun]

Originally Posted by FlynnMac

Didn't mean to start war in here ;-;

It's not hard tbh, just wear a mask, stay 6ft apart, wash your hands regularly, turn away from others when coughing or sneezing, and if you feel bad, STAY AT HOME

Forgot I live in America where this is the hardest thing possible

Aww you think you started the war? That’s cute.

The only reason to wear a mask right now is to avoid inhaling smoke from forest fires.

How did these fires start you might ask?

1. For quite sometime now the geo engineering weather controllers of the world have been stealing moisture from the west and moving it east. Isn’t science great?

That’s why you see nothing but floods and storms in one half of the country and record-breaking droughts on the other.

2. Government aircrafts have been outfitted with heat lasers.

These crafts beam their directed energy weapons at trees catching them on fire from the inside out!

The whole purpose behind this is to create as much smoke as possible which drastically lowers the air quality compromising our respiratory systems thus making it much harder to fight off corona virus (aka the flu).