[jewpinthethird]

I am the butter man at my local theater. Basically, it is my job to ask the actors while they are off stage "would you like some butter?" For some reason actors find this question really unsettling. It takes away from the stress. However, I dont really actually carry any butter with me, so if by chance an actor really does want butter, I am in trouble. Thankfully, "man, I really wish I had a stick of butter" isnt a thought that usually runs through actors' minds inbetween scene breaks.