[midare]

My name is Deidara and I love art. I am 19. I'm blond and have azure eyes. People will descirbe me as a:
crossdressing, girly-looking, gay boy.

that is the perfect way to say who I am. I have 10 best friends and
I have a few problems.

1. Guys try to rape me
2. Girls at my school hate me (with the exception of Konan and Hinata) so we fight everyday.
&
3. Oh yeah I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND (sasori) AND HE HAS A GIRL FRIEND WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY AND RIVAL IN LOVE!!
Everyone besides Sasori knows I love him.

this is my life
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' "Sasori" I moan and he smirks at me.
"Not good enough Dei. I want you to scream my name." He whispers and bit my neck. My fingers dig in his back, moaning louder.

"More" I moan and he flips me over. He licks me back making me moan, nearly screaming.

"Dei are you sure about this." He asks and I nod.

"Please I want you in me." I plead gripping the sheets. He postioned himself and--'

"BEEP BEEP BEEP!!" He slammed his hand on the alarm clock.

"DAMN ALARM CLOCK RUINING MY WET DREAMS!" Deidara yelled and got up throwing my sheets and blanket in the hamper. This happend every morning. 'Everytime Sasori is about take my virginity away the stupid alarm clock spoils it!' He thought angerly, stripped off his boxer and went into the shower.

*20 minutes later*
Deidara emerge from the bathroom and grabed a brush.

"He miss murder can I? Hey miss murder can I? Make beauty stay if I? Tak- " He picked up his phone.

"moshi moshi?"
"Hey Dei! Are you still at your apartment?"
"Hi Kona-chan and yes."
"THEN ANSWER THE GODAMNED DOOR!"
"Whats the password?"
"Ugh! Dei+Sori"

Deidara walked over to the door and opened it. Konan was standing with a small glare on her pretty face.

"Welcome to my lair!" He said in a spooky voice and Konan smacked him upside the head.

"baka! Your such a - whats that smell?" Konan looked around and spotted the hamper and Deidara blushed.


"Going all the way! Looking so helpless every day! Daddy's little defect! All the same! Keep your se-" Deidara picked up the phone.

"Hey Hina-chan!"
"I'm outside with Sori-kun and Hi-chan!"
"HEY!!"
"Shut it Hi-kun!"
Deidara smirked and picked up his bag.
"We'll be there."

Konan nodded and the two friends ran out the door.

(outside)
Deidara was glomped by a very happy Hinata.

"DEI-CHAN!"
"HINA-CHAN!"
"SHUT THE F**** UP!"

Sasori smirked and Konan rolled her eyes. Deidara linked arms with Konan and Hinata and they were off.

"Hey were are the others?" Deidara asked Hidan.
"They'll be here...now" 6 figures ran towards them.
"PEIN-KUN!" Konan tackled (literally) an orange haired boy.
"Hi guys!" Deidara said happily. Itachi walked over to Hinata and kissed her forehead.

"Hello Hina."
"H-hi Itachi-kun." She blushed as he ruffled her hair.

Deidara smirked at them. 'When will he ever realize she likes him?' He shook his head.

"Lets get going." The group agreed and walked to their new collage.

(collage)
Sasori ran up to a girl with pink hair. They eyed Deidara, who was clenching his fist and looking down. Konan and Hinata took him far away from the couple.

"Whats up with him?" Hidan wondered out loud. Pein slapped his forehead and pulled Hidan to a side.

"Dei like Sori! Got it?" He whispered in the younger boy's ear.
"Seriously? Awesome. Oh ****, Sori is a bastard!" Hidan imdetally ran to where the girls took Deidara.

(with dei-can)
"You need to calm yourself Dei."
"Yeah exactly. Don't worry today's pank will be the greatest." Hinata patted his back as Deidara stared at the couple.

"I wish I was Sakura, mabye Sasori would actually love me."
"But he-"
"The way I feel, Hina-chan."
"Oh right."
"Mabye I should just give up."
"WHAT!" Konan and Hinata stared at him like he was crazy.
"It's been 14 years already! I'm tired of this useless game." Tears fell down his face when he saw Sasori kiss Sakura.

"I'm sick and tired of waiting for him to love me like I love him. So I give up!" He said and walked to the others.

"Dei are you ok?"
"I'm giving up on Sasori." he whispered.
"WHAT!"
"I know we did that too!" The girls said.
"I'm tired of this! Sakura has everything Sasori needs. She is a girl and she is beautiful. Everything I'm not..." He trailed off when he saw Sasori coming closer.

"Hey guys! Dei are you okay?" He reached out towards him but Deidara ran away with Konan and Hinata hot on his trail.

"Dei?" Sasori looked at his friends who had an angry aura around them.

"W-what?"

(with dei-chan 2)
Deidara ran to the roof when he lost Hinata and Konan. 'Why can't I be a girl? I look like one! Hell I like boys like one! Why can't Sasori love me. Hey look a shooting star.' He saw the star fly by him. 'I wish Sasori would love me.' He opened his eyes and nothing happened. He sighed and went back to his dorm room which he shared with the girls.

"Hey Dei are you ok?" Konan asked when he entered the room.
"Yeah I'll be ok. Besides Sasori doesn't need me to be happy." He whispered and went to sleep.

(next morning)
Deidara yawned and sat up in the bed.He scratched his head but he felt something on his head...Dei ran to the bathroom and screamed. Konan and Hinata jumped out of bed and ran to him.

"Dei, whats wrong?!" The two girls opened the door and gasped at the sight. Deidara had cat ears and a tail and worse! he turned into a girl!

"...."
"AHHHHHH!!!" All three screamed.

"Okay! Why are we screaming? i mean Dei always cross-dresses!"
"We know Hinata but this is totally different! I mean he is actually a girl and he has kitty ears and a kitty tail!" Konan shrieked at her friend.

"Okay we just need to relax! I mean its not that bad..." Hi-erm her tail twitched and thus more screams.

"RELAX!" Deidara yelled."Okay lets just get ready for class. And I'll deal with my ears and tail." they all nodded and got ready for class.

*15 minutes later*
"Dei-chan! Are you ready?" Konan called out.
"I'll be right there!" Deidara stepped out wearing a blue shirt that had the words "Neko-chan" on it and white summer skirt, but wasn't covering the tail or ears. Her hair was down but put in a low ponytail with a blue bow. Both azure eyes were showing and Konan and Hinata felt like they didn't know her anymore.

"Do I look good?" Deidara asked in his new girly voice.
"Why didn't you hide you kitty parts?" Hinata asked.
"Naruto has fox ears and tail so why not." Deidara shrugged.
"Okay since thats covered. What your new name?"
"Dei-Dei."
"..."
"What?"
"Nevermind lets go." Konan and her friends left.
"How are we going to explain it to..."
"HEY GUYS!" The three girls looked up and Deidara felt the heat rise to her face. 'Sasori!' Suddenly she was surronded by all of the boys.

"Hey cutie." Hidan lifted her chin and Deidara blushed.
"Kawaii ears!" Tobi tweaked her ears.
"Interesting..." Zetsu tugged her tail.
"EEP!" She grabbed her tail. "Don't do that!"
"Whats your name cutie?"
"Dei-Dei..." She whispered blushing.
"Her name is like Deidara's! I wonder if he has a sister..."
Sasori looked at Deidara and felt his heart stop.'Deidara?'

"Deidara." Deidara looked up and saw Sasori staring at her. Tears came into her sky eyes and she backed up.

"Who is Deidara?" She lied and Sasori came closer.
"You."
"My name is Dei-Dei." Another step back and another forward.
"Close to Deidara. Why are you denying?" Back.Forward.
"Leave me alone." 2 steps back. 2 steps forward.
"Dei-"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" She slapped him and ran off.
"DEI-DEI!" The other girls ran off. Sasori put a hand to where Deidara slapped him. 'Why is he so mad at me?' Sakura, who saw the whole thing, took his hand.

"That neko bitch is gonna pay!"

*later in class*
Deidara sat besides the window when she heard the teacher call her name.

"Dei-Dei, please come her and interduce youself"
"H-hai." She stood up.

"My real name is Deiana, please call me Dei-Dei though. I come from the Sand village. I have no parents and one sibling." She sat back down and stared out the window again. 'Kami, this sucks. Sasori won't stop following me. I JUST WANT TO GET OVER HIM!' Tears fell to her desk and slammed her head on the said desk.

"Deiana, do you want to go to the nurse?" She looked up and saw her teacher.

"Hai Kurenai-sensei. May I bring two friends?" Kurenai nodded and Konan and Hinata stood, dragging Deidara away from the class.

(Outside at the playground)
Konan and Hinata hugged Deidara, letting the neko cry.

"I just want to get over him!" She cried but stopped when she heard footsteps. The three friends turned around and saw Sakura, the fat,ugly,pink slut!

"Hey neko! Your the bitch that hit my boyfriend." Deidara wiped away her tears and smirked.

"Yeah the one and only bitch crazy enough to do it."
"You are so dead."
"Pft. Yeah right pink slut."
"what did you call me?!"
"Pink.Slut. Sakura Haruno is a pink slut."
"H-how did you know my name?" Sakura looked at Deidara with wide eyes.
"I like to 'drop' in sometimes." Deidara smirked.
"You. You are the one that keeps dropping disugting items on my head!?"
"Oh, how I would love to take all the credit but Deidara is the real artist here."
"YOU LI-"
"Na uh uh ah." Deidara wagged her finger."Pink slut, don't ya wanna know why I call u ya dat?" Sakura hesitantly nodded.

" 'cause a bitch like you don't deserves Sasori!"
"What do you mean?"
"Don't act innocent. I've caught you more than once lockin' lips with another boy besides Sasori." Tears were in Deidara's eyes.
"Wheres your proof!" Konan stepped up besides Deidara.

"The proof is going to be delievered everywhere around the school in 3 minutes."
"B-but hat when the sc-"
"Yes the school newspaper." Konan smirked.

"YOU BITCH!" Sakura lunged at Deidara who did the same.

"Hey what's going on!?" A ramdon person came by and watched soon the whole school watched the cat fight.

Sakura, weakly, punched Deidara arm and Deidara scratched her arms and legs. Three scratches to the throat and Sakura was knocked out. Sasori ran from the crowd and tried to help Sakura up. Deidara licked the blood from her claws and smirked. Sasori glared at her.

"You-"
"Sasori look at this!" Naruto ran up to them handing him a newspaper. Sasori's eyes widened when he read it out loud.

"Sakura cheats on Sasori with 12 other boys.
Deidara quotes' The pink slut doesn't desereve a guy like sasori.'" He looked up at Deidara. His ears were gone and so was his tail. He was a guy again.

"Deidara..." Deidara ran away (he runs too much) but Sasori grabbed his wrist. Tears were pouring out of his eyes.

"Ai****eru" Sasori whispered and pulled him into a kiss, INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL!! Pictures were taken and put all over the school. Itachi looked over at Hinata and she looked at him. He kissed her and more pictures were taken. Same thing with Pein and Konan. Hidan sighed and looked Kakuzu.

"Ah screw my rep!" He grabbed Kakuzu's hand and smashed his lips into Kakuzu's and more more pictures were taken!!

Sasori parted with Deidara and smiled at him.

"Ai****eru danna" Deidara blushed and kissed him again.

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So you see my life ain't so bad.
I still cross dress, I have an awesome new boyfriend, so does Hidan, Hinata and Konan and I gues it safe to say everyone lived happily ever after