[Travis_Flesher]

Originally Posted by andy-o24

His little brother chedder fared no better/
He would stumble/
Their sister they called feta/
under pressure she would crumble/

Word my brother. Word. *beatnick finger snapping*

Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.

Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water