[MarioNintendo]

I know nothing about American football (or football in general, for that matter), but I've been watching every Super Bowl of the last 10 years.

Here's a funny anecdote: whatever team I legitimately want to win has -always- lost. So this year, I really want the Bengals to win. Their name is just cooler than a Ram (when I think of Rams, I think of dirty pickup trucks).

Thus, if I were a betting man, I'd bet on the Rams. You can't beat that logic. Anyone betting on the Bengals are wasting their time.

Go Bengals, for real, though!!