[andy-o24]

Originally Posted by TheSaxRunner05

Here's my shower poetry

There once was a man named Hoff
Who once in the shower, jacked-off
He finished himself
Grabbed the soap from a shelf
And Said, "time to wash my feet off!"

Very nice. I can relate to this one.

Originally Posted by Wayward Vagabond

I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something
Anything at any time but now
Come to think of it there's one thing
The thought that you could have a thought
Is worth a penny not just nothing
So take the penny and know that
Your thoughts have value
Even though it's just a penny
It's still something

That's pretty deep, man. Much appreciated. Good lesson to learn.

Originally Posted by Travis_Flesher

Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese,
Like oh em gee really dude please,
My words flow like milk out a cows udder,
Pastuerize and mesmerize,
Make ya shimmy and shudder,
Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter,
Churn it 'til ya turn to butter,
Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits,
Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it,
Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich,
This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth,
Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp,
Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp,
If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster,
Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it,
Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so
Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay,
Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey.

Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink?
Click spoiler for answer.

water

Bars.


Thanks, DRG. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm a little surprised no one called me out for the "cut the cheese" line. Coyly slid that one in there. I'll post some more if they come to me.

-o24