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mead1 · 04-4-2006, 05:30 AM

Rofl, Insta.

Well, Talisman was out for blood that day. He was furious. He was a force to be reckoned with that day, but for all of his work, no real suspicions arose. Tass came up with the idea of knocking off Mini, since he wasn't helping much, and tomorrow they would know more. This idea was X-TREME CONTROVERSIAL, but enough of them agreed in the end. They decided, due to the X-TREMITY of the day, he would half to die in some X-TREME way. Snowboards, half-pipes, surfing, bad ska music. They strapped both his feet to a skateboard, and all yelled "SKATE OR DIE, SKATE OR DIE!" He was then pushed on to a mondo-vert-ramp, where he skated to the top, and was about to do a 900-indy-kickflip-little-lord-faulteroy-tea-and-crumpets-mctwist, when he realized how much skateboarding sucked. Unfortunately for him, he realized this in midair, and fell down. Also, unfortunately for him, at that exact moment, the group pulled away the vert-ramp, revealing a pit of lava. Swimming in the lava were gignatic Dinosaurs who all had shark-heads. Mini fell, and was quickly eaten/melted/dismembered.

Mini was instalynched. Since it was at a weird hour, I'm giving the wolves until noon tomorrow. I doubt it will take that long, but just in case.

04-4-2006, 05:30 AM	#225
mead1 Cerebellumberjack Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On a boat Age: 34 Posts: 3,960	Re: TWG XXIX Crack Dens and Avenging Angels Rofl, Insta. Well, Talisman was out for blood that day. He was furious. He was a force to be reckoned with that day, but for all of his work, no real suspicions arose. Tass came up with the idea of knocking off Mini, since he wasn't helping much, and tomorrow they would know more. This idea was X-TREME CONTROVERSIAL, but enough of them agreed in the end. They decided, due to the X-TREMITY of the day, he would half to die in some X-TREME way. Snowboards, half-pipes, surfing, bad ska music. They strapped both his feet to a skateboard, and all yelled "SKATE OR DIE, SKATE OR DIE!" He was then pushed on to a mondo-vert-ramp, where he skated to the top, and was about to do a 900-indy-kickflip-little-lord-faulteroy-tea-and-crumpets-mctwist, when he realized how much skateboarding sucked. Unfortunately for him, he realized this in midair, and fell down. Also, unfortunately for him, at that exact moment, the group pulled away the vert-ramp, revealing a pit of lava. Swimming in the lava were gignatic Dinosaurs who all had shark-heads. Mini fell, and was quickly eaten/melted/dismembered. Mini was instalynched. Since it was at a weird hour, I'm giving the wolves until noon tomorrow. I doubt it will take that long, but just in case.