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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Texas
Age: 39
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Re: All Time Favourite Quotes Ever
http://andy.mikee385.com:81/quotes.txt
800 kb of awesome quotes, mostly really funny.
"A Physicist is someone who averages the first 3 terms of a divergent series..."
If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.
A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'
Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.
--Guido
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She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
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