08-29-2019, 12:29 AM
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Somewhere, but not here
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto, Canada
Age: 31
Posts: 2,051
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Re: Lover
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Originally Posted by Dynam0
I masturbated (to completion) to each song in this album while looking at the album art and the only track that I had to listen to on repeat less than 10 times to accomplish this feat was Daylight but I think it's because it clocks in at a whopping 4:53 and is the last track in the album so I had some extra motivation to pump that one out.
As a reference point, when Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA starts playing I am fully erect within seconds and achieve ejaculation as soon as the chorus kicks in (on average). This is of course without looking at album art or touching myself in any way.
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This post is fucking gold. No one ever let this post be forgotten. Holy shit Dynamo.
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