[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a sea lion, a blue whale, a penguin, a salmon, a piranha, and a blobfish. You're holding 10h Qc and the flop is Qd 3d 4s. The tiger is confused as to how it ended up in the middle of the ocean, thinks to itself, and seemingly has no idea how to react to the situation, and hesitantly checks while staring at the penguin. The sea lion already folded. The blue whale is having fun spouting water out of its blowhole and not concentrating on the game, and it also checks. The penguin is being weird and is pretending to be a dolphin by leaping majestically out of the water and jumping back in again, but it doesn't look impressive, and it bets 2/3 of the pot. The salmon already folded and has just checked what the price of bitcoin just did and immediately swims away from the game in a state of shock. The piranha folds and you can tell it has been chewing on its cards. The blobfish does... whatever a blobfish does, stares at the tiger, and makes a minimum raise. You don't think the blobfish has looked at its cards yet. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

You remember a few weeks ago when you had that gif in your avatar of some guy trying to rope swing onto a floating platform and missing? Where did that come from? I want to watch some more.

What is the longest continuous piece of writing, by word count, that you have ever written by hand, using pen/pencil and paper? (Ignore writing lines, like if it was something like having to handwrite "I must not talk in class" 500 times, that sort of stuff does not count.)

What is your opinion of the idea that American universities make their students do a little bit of every subject like English/math(s)/science/history/sometimes PE (what the fuck?) in their first two years? Why the hell do they even make students do all that? Do you consider it a waste of time?