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Old 09-2-2016, 12:55 PM   #35
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Originally Posted by choof View Post
my current coworker is a great dude, actually
he told me a story about how he beat the shit out of illegal immigrants with a 2x4 back when he was working in construction
he regularly calls black dudes "******s"
he makes jokes about women in front of customers and sometimes they reference my sister (who he's dating)

great dude

i'm pretty certain he has the same intelligence level as a glass of wendy's iced tea
Seems well-adjusted.

I worked at a grocery store as a cashier one summer and there was a pretty insufferable dude there.

He would constantly hit on middle-aged women, most of which left feeling berated.

He would call me over to show me the drugs he had in his pockets and continually wink at me from across like five registers afterwards.

On one occasion there was a woman with an Australlian accent who he kept referring to as English.
He mimicked her accent by using stereotypical British phrases.
She got aggravated and eventually just stopped responding.

When he finished ringing her up, he let her go with a "cheerio!"
Her face was pretty priceless.

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