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Zapmeister · 12-23-2013, 11:41 AM

You're playing poker with a tiger, an octopus, a walrus, and a caterpillar. You're holding 7h 8h and the flop is 9h 10d Kh. The tiger thrashes its tail around a lot while grinning at the walrus and looks ready to pounce on something, and makes the minimum bet. The octopus is waving its tentacles round a lot and seems not to be intimidated at all by the tiger and raises to 5 times the minimum. The walrus scornfully looks at the octopus and looks like it's showing off its tusks, and calls. The caterpillar already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How much money would I have to pay you to let me duct tape you to a ceiling 3 metres off the ground, on condition that I will leave the room and won't un-duct-tape you for 24 hours (but you can try to escape if you want)? What about 4 metres? or 5?

Yesterday I got 3-0-0-0 on Walking on Water 1.25x rate but then I tried playing it on normal rate and couldn't get better than 4-0-0-0 after half an hour. Why is ffr so weird?

What is your opinion of bitcoins?

12-23-2013, 11:41 AM	#6
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: wher ma kef@ You're playing poker with a tiger, an octopus, a walrus, and a caterpillar. You're holding 7h 8h and the flop is 9h 10d Kh. The tiger thrashes its tail around a lot while grinning at the walrus and looks ready to pounce on something, and makes the minimum bet. The octopus is waving its tentacles round a lot and seems not to be intimidated at all by the tiger and raises to 5 times the minimum. The walrus scornfully looks at the octopus and looks like it's showing off its tusks, and calls. The caterpillar already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming? How much money would I have to pay you to let me duct tape you to a ceiling 3 metres off the ground, on condition that I will leave the room and won't un-duct-tape you for 24 hours (but you can try to escape if you want)? What about 4 metres? or 5? Yesterday I got 3-0-0-0 on Walking on Water 1.25x rate but then I tried playing it on normal rate and couldn't get better than 4-0-0-0 after half an hour. Why is ffr so weird? What is your opinion of bitcoins? __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th