[MarioNintendo]

Actually, why even care about post counts? It's not like you're either going to:

1) Post more than Tass;
2) Get a custom perk based on how much you talk to everything that moves;
3) Have people looking at your post count and be impressed at all.

As long as these posts appear in your posting history, the actual number of posts you make means zilch. I'm approaching 2,000 and I'm not excited at all about that, I'm rather sad actually. So should you garbages be.