[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a chicken, another chicken, a gorilla, a caterpillar, another chicken, an antelope, a catfish, and another chicken. You're holding Ad 5d and the flop is 4h 5s 4s. The tiger plays with its chips contemplatively and bets the minimum. The two chickens flap their wings in a panic and both fold. The gorilla starts laughing to itself really loudly and calls. The caterpillar immediately raises to 2.5x. The third chicken folds. The antelope seems disconcerted and starts backing away but eventually calls. The catfish confidently raises to 6.5x while staring at you. The fourth chicken folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

What was ffr like back in 2002? (the game, not the site)

What do you think of the image in my signature?

Suppose that Saturnian aliens have taken over ffr (the site) and are keeping it hostage. They are demanding 10% of all active ffr players. What test would you recommend to determine which 10% get the cut?