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Old 01-23-2013, 11:32 PM   #2826
DarkManticoreX2
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Default Re: You laugh, you lose

The reviews for this product are Hilarious

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-5...owViewpoints=1

As a teaser:



28,247 of 28,475 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011
By SW3K - See all my reviews
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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Manti, I apologize for insulting you. Let the record show that I am a prickass douche, and not only that, but that I am a terrible player.
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