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Originally Posted by retching oesophagus

Concealed within that fortress, the Brown Eye of Sauron sees all. It is a Great Brown Eye, wreathed in flames from its own farts. Its gaze spews everywhere onto cloud, shadow, earth and flesh. The hearts of men are easily corrupted by its ring. You know what I speak of, Gandalf?

Hahaha that's great man.