[ssbmchamp]

Originally Posted by t-rogdor

ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw

AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.

too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it

LOL! Best part of my day so far!