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obama has been accused of not wiping his butt after he poops. republicans are calling him "barack 'buttstain' obama" and "a big poopy butt." when questioned about the matter, obama had this to say: "well i'm black, so why bother?"

on the other hand, romney has been accused of wiping his butt AFTER he has already flushed it down, leaving his poopy butt towels in the toilet for hours after use. many democrats are worried the state this would leave the white house in, fearing it will take the "white" out of the white house more than current president poopy butt already has. romney had this to say, "well it's just like bill clinton said when he was president, 'if it's yellow, let it mellow. if it's brown, go to town."


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