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Originally Posted by Frank Munoz

If only you knew that sad truth about real sandbaggers.

You see...
when my mother gave birth, the doctors just didn't know what to do.
Sand was spewing everywhere and finally, after all the sand was done lactating from my mother, I arrived.
The doctors didn't know what the purpose of the sand was, and were scared that without it I would most likely die.
Now, to this day, I still carry bags of sand with me.

I. Just. Died.