[Coolboyrulez0]

Albeit the way you handled that was pretty funny, my point still stands.

Can anyone explain why those modes which are clearly not balanced nor should ever be considered for playing besides for subjective fun? Or is it perhaps the "hipster" idea of playing a game the way it's NOT intended to be played? I just completely fail to see the appeal of it, even though I have participated in it.

It's as if you are playing hide and seek, but the person doesn't close their eyes to count and sees where everyone goes. Perhaps he is having fun, but all the other kids, who know the agreed-upon rules of the game, will proceed to call this player a ****ing dumbass: that's what ARAM/ARAB is: the kid that cheats at hide and seek.