[Aldentron]

lets see in 4th grade i had a clean break across my left elbow right at the funny bone while landing wrong during gymnastics class. that caused nerve damage in my pinky and ring finger.
i fractured that same arm skateboarding
various bike crashes give various scrapes on elbows, knees, and hip bones.
worst bike crash broke one of my teeth clean in half. it didn't turn out jagged or razor sharp and i can still eat fine so i don't really care about getting it fixed. here's a pic in the urgent care:

you can't see the broken tooth because my lip is so swollen. i basically looked like Two Face, with bandages on one side of my body and the other was clean.

latest injury was my nose getting broken at a tough-guy hardcore show by those fools who always seem to get attacked by invisible ninjas when they enter the mosh pit. **** tough-guys.