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Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Well, certainly a worthwhile thread.

And that is the old fashioned version. The new one they are teaching kids goes something like this.

ABC's by Fd up Learnin' (AKA funmonkey54)

This is an A B conversation
So you betta C your way out 
Before D jumps over E
And Fs you up G

Then H comes around
Screws your mom all up and down
I seen it wit ma eyes
So you betta recognize

That I ain't J K
When I come to say
L M N and O and P
Come and let your parents see 

That we are

Learnin'
Ye we up in here 
Learnin'

Q comes up next
In an alphabet gang bangin
R you ready for this 
Cuz dem cocks dey will be hangin

S just stuck it in and peed
T bagged you then he fleed
U can see him right now
V is pushin through the crowd

W then hy 
is what you screamed as you tried
To pull out his XYZ 
Now even he can plainly see

That you are 

Learnin'
Ye we in here 
Learnin'

What about the rest? Is there any more?

*edit* lol nvm. IDK how I missed that you can scroll down =P.