03-1-2009, 05:26 AM
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The Chill Keeper
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 4,127
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Re: Now I've learned my abc's
Well, certainly a worthwhile thread.
And that is the old fashioned version. The new one they are teaching kids goes something like this.
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ABC's by Fd up Learnin' (AKA funmonkey54)
This is an A B conversation
So you betta C your way out
Before D jumps over E
And Fs you up G
Then H comes around
Screws your mom all up and down
I seen it wit ma eyes
So you betta recognize
That I ain't J K
When I come to say
L M N and O and P
Come and let your parents see
That we are
Learnin'
Ye we up in here
Learnin'
Q comes up next
In an alphabet gang bangin
R you ready for this
Cuz dem cocks dey will be hangin
S just stuck it in and peed
T bagged you then he fleed
U can see him right now
V is pushin through the crowd
W then hy
is what you screamed as you tried
To pull out his XYZ
Now even he can plainly see
That you are
Learnin'
Ye we in here
Learnin'
Last edited by funmonkey54; 03-1-2009 at 05:30 AM..
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