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Originally Posted by thechild

It's a good thing they recreated vampires. Before they were the lamest fictional creatures in existence. And if that is the only reason why you hate the movie and book, try to hear/read 'vampire' as something else. That shouldn't be a big deal.

And you're another person who believes that red cape + fake accent + slick hair = vampire, I assume?

They're only lame because of movies like this trying to re-invent what they are.