Corrupt a Wish Game
 

This game's pretty fun. The whole idea is to corrupt someones wish. So here's an example:

Random person 1: I wish for a cat.

Random person 2: You get a cat, and the little demon chews all the cables for your computer, and dies, but only after destroying all your computers.

and then person 2 wishes for something in return to be corrupted.

So I guess I'll start it off...


I wish the snow would keep falling to give us a snow day on Monday.

Re: corrupt a wish
 

to bad its acid snow and burns the whole world in acid..ness! :twisted:

Dude, you have to:
1. Fufill the wish
2. Corrupt it
3. Then wish for something that you would like to happen.

I wish this thread to be deleted because it sucks.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU THE MODS DON'T LOCK/DELETE ANY GAME THREADS!

I WANT A PONY.

~SQUEEK

(Edited to include both wishes)
This thread gets locked, but it's only because someone who hates you hacked into a mod's account (or was a mod). They systematically lock every single thread you post in, until a petition is signed to get you banned.

You get a pony. You try to ride the pony, but apparently it's afraid of cats and bucks you off then tramples you to near death. They then put the pony to sleep.

I wish for a flawless wish.

Whoever is up in the sky misread your wish and thought you said "flaw full wish" and sent a copy Maunea Kea(sp)+Pacific Ocean at your front door.
I wish for a Subway in my room with horrible service so that I have to make teh sandwhiches myself.

You get your Subway in your room and it even has unlimited sandwich fixings, but all your friends are jealous because you're so greedy with it, so you start loosing all your friends. Despite how much you say you're sorry, your friends don't believe you so they poison the sauces and you end up dying.

I wish for an unlimited supply of popcorn...cuz like popcorn totally pwns!!

You get the popcorn, but it has carmel on it.


I wish for a higher postcount.

You get a higher post count but then it goes away because its MAGICAL OR SOMETHING LOL.

I wish for butter.

You get butter but it's poisoned and you die.

I wish for your mom.

You get my mom but it's not really my mom because I lied to you.

I want to find the solution to world hunger.

~Squeek

You find the solution to world hunger but kill millions in the process.

Now I want a pony that fears nothing.

~Squeek

You get a pony that fears nothing, but you fall off of it BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT RIDING PONIES LOL NOOB.

I wish for a double 19" LCD monitor setup. Yummy.

You get the double 19 inch set up,but it is made from cardboard box. =)

I wish that all of you would drop dead.

But we don't.

I wish you all learned how to type with near-perfect grammar.

~Squeek

We all learn how to type wth near-perfect grammer,but we don't use it.

I wish that you cant corrupt this wish.

You get a wish that isn't corrupted, but nothing else comes from it and you lose your once-in-a-lifetime wish. The regret caused by this puts you through expensive therapy; the bills prevent you from paying your mortgage; being kicked from your house makes you homeless.

I wish for an actual DDR/any Bemani/any rhythm-game machine to be somewhere in my area.

You get a DDR machine just 5 minutes away from your house. Unfortunately you're so excited you are on it all day and become completely obsessed with it so you do nothing but sleep and play DDR. Which in turn makes you become anorexic because you forget to eat.

I wish that all the older cartoons would come back..such as the Smurfs, Flintstones, Tex Avery, and Jetsons.

they all come back, but new voices so theyre dumb now :(

i wish for 4 dollars handed to me personally by gorbichoff