Tinder With Me
 

This is messing around, not actually a serious 'help me find love' thread


Hey guys. I'm bored. Let's play a game.

I just got tinder but I need help. Whatever you tell me to say, I will send to the people I match with. Best one's get sent. Points are received when I get a phone number. I am not allowed to give mine.

Below you can find a list of conversations with people.

Key:
Conversation Initiated
Conversation In Progress
Conversation Stopped
Got Phone Number

Matches:

Yetta:

Aubry:

Brittani

Matt:

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We meet Yettagain

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Do you play Stepmania

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(50% chance shes a bot) lol. Next message might solidify it.

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If by girlfriend you mean overbearing mother then yes, I have two.

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I believe the skype bot breaking script works on tinder as well

I've tried tinder a few times and it's never really gone anywhere. if I match with dudes it just a bunch of dudes who are looking for bears (and while that's flattering I wouldn't make a very good bear) and the chicks are 99.9% bots. although I do regret unmatching with this girl a while back since we both have someone on each other's fb friend lists

when I have more free time and money, I might try dating. but it def won't be through tinder

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Most of the women on tinder are bots/fake.

Anybody whose first response to your message is "got a gf?" is a bot.

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Either way if shes real or not, I got unmatched. I fell asleep so rip me.
Next chance I get i'll update this.

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That's more matches than I've got.

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If you want to fulfill your burning passion, use a tinderbox instead of Tinder.

Also if you have a fiery passion, getting a box of matches is better than looking for a match on Tinder.

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Your next opening message needs to be "On a scale from April Spring Showers to Hurricane Katrina, how wet are you tonight?"























I have no idea why I'm single

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Even though there are bots, most of the women that I've talked to are real. I don't Tinder anymore though - wasn't really my thing to begin with.

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You're too busy playing Playstation when you could be slaying on Tinder with those lines.

-o24

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So how about Grindr

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Yeah I encounter bots every now and then, but saying most of the girls on Tinder are bots is just flat out wrong

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The hole in my heart widens!

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"On a scale from 1 to 10, how long is your dick?"

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"Yeah you're peng still innit like big back innit like holla dun know" source

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Sorry for delay, long day.

New day, new match. Need an opening line.




(Also, i'm not going to send blatantly sexist things) Preferably things that make me look horribly unattractive.