how cool would it be if you were a DRAGON
 

a thread dedicated to the discussion on being a dragon

flying around and shit

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How high are you? Also, never thought about it, hmmm.

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It would be fantastic; I could keep a pile of treasure and live in a cave, and I could give humans a ride on my back and listen to their stories and chat.

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would unabashedly eat ppl

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hi

I heard this was a thread

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I'd do things id be unable to do in my normal human body

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take over a castle in eastern europe, burn down some romanian hick towns, etc

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no weird furry stuff please

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mothafucka this is all about the furry shit

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eat a bunch of lava to see if it's like melted cheese

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get fus-ro-dah'd

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deal with the fact that my jaw structure potentially makes communicating with anyone else I formerly knew insanely difficult, especially if my tongue does not move in the way a human's does

deal with insane metabolic requirements for food since I am now insanely bigger than I used to be

adjust to intense loneliness and existential crises depending on how many other dragons exist and what my chances of finding another dragon to relate with are

rage on the regular because keyboards are made for human hands and googling anything with dragon claws is not at all easy

potentially have difficulty existing with any form of technology because as a dragon I may or may not qualify for personhood and therefore residency in any country

whether I can talk is frankly make-or-break because if I can talk then I'm raking in money from talk show appearances and media endorsements

that's all I can think of for now

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Haha, so logical, yet that would be totally true, all of those points above.

The whole topic of this thread reminds me of the main character from the Breath of Fire series. That's more or less the first thing that came to mind.

It'd be interesting, if not frightening, to be a dragon placed directly in today's world. Actually, it probably would be a horrible life.

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which is why people fantasize about the ability to shapeshift between their normal selves and whatever else they want to be, because it would be more convenient for today's society

welcome to the world of TF's

bby u jst walked into the furhouse

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Drugs are bad mmkay.

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Flying would be cool.
I'd probably set up shop in a castle and whatnot, swoop down and terrorize the locals every now and then kidnapping princesses..typical good time shit ya know?

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Fuck you, I'm a Dragon

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Imagine how much calories you burn to even fly with wings. The only positive I can think of atm for being a dragon would depend on what form of dragon we're taking.

*Type of dragon (Eastern/Western/etc)
*Able to cast magic? (True naming, arcane, etc)
*Heightened intelligence?
*Telepathy?

Direct negatives from being a mother fucking dragon:
Calories and poop (imagine how much poop you'd go through once you're a 100 times your size)

-I enjoy being human. If I could be a dragon that can transform into a human and cast magic; that's a bonus.