POLL: Garlic Bread, or Bacon?
 

Lights disagrees with my statement over here: https://www.flashflashrevolution.com...78#post4793678

So very easy forum-wide poll: Garlic Bread, or Bacon? You only get to choose one for breakfast.

Obviously Cheese Melt Garlic Bread is better but even good ol' Garlic Bread beats Bacon IMHO.

If you feel the need to include a food item better than both of these for breakfast, shout it out in the thread and get prepared to be criticized I guess.

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y'all better vote for bacon. this barbarian is trying to kill you with all of those carbs.

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I feel like these items don't compare but i also don't like bacon to begin with, sorry lights. Going with lugia here

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Bread gives me a tummy ache :(

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That is a very unfortunate life that you live, missing out.

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Considering that both are super tasty when done well with good ingredients (like freshly grated cheese and cut garlic for example), to me it comes down to which one is better on average and that's just bacon. Garlic bread can be very meh if the bread has become slightly too stale/hard. Also bacon has tons of uses so you could have bacon plenty of ways, whereas garlic bread is mostly just that, garlic bread.

And well given the lack of criteria of this poll/open ended question about "breakfast item" (although who tf eats garlic bread for breakfast smh), I'd say bagels are a pretty damn strong contender (especially one with smoked salmon, cream cheese and capers).

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I cannot stand bacon after-taste

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Voting Garlic Bread to balance out Lights attempting to cheat the vote with FFR Events account voting Bacon.

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Also just take a moment to consider that you're voting against Velo and Synth at the same time if you pick garlic bread; I hope you don't care about your account too much because this aint a democracy haha. /s

(psycast is but a mere fiffer veteran)

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this is more intense than the Finnish presidential elections we had last weekend

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Easiest poll of my life.

It's bacon. Garlic bread doesn't even hold an ounce of bacon grease in comparison considering how vast the uses for bacon are, and even on its own, give me bacon any day.

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i used to work at a smashburger where i'd always open-- and so i had to make a few hundred strips of bacon a day (about 2.5/3 brim-full tins) and i'd always yoink a couple for myself. however, i quickly got sick of bacon.

garlic bread on the other hand, is a decadence of the highest sort. i struggle to eat most things for a variety of reasons, but anything bread is a + for me.

this is a certified Garlic Bread W. this post was made by carb gang

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Chicken Sandwich

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can someone get this man a TRUE!

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reminder that bacon makes you bad at rhythm games
it also may cause cancer but the rhythm game skill problem is a bigger threat

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cheese grits

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you're not white enough, nor black enough, to make proper grits

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fine, congee

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pancakes

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Waffles are the best breakfast food, while pancakes, hash browns, and bagels are also strong contenders. I never thought of garlic bread as a breakfast food before but that sounds good too, I'm going to try it sometime.

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Bacon cooked in garlic, on toast.

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put bacon in the garlic bread! cmon man!

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TIL Garlic bread can be eaten for breakfast. I'd normally think it's more of a dinner thing paired with good spaghetti or a lunch thing paired with good tomato creamy soup.

Bacon gets my vote.

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it can't, these people are delusional.

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garlic bread is literally toast plus garlic
just put garlic on your toast in the morning
or make a breakfast sandwich with garlic bread
jeeze

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Right?

Bacon lovers be trippin' on their Breakfast stereotyping what do you mean you can't have the most based kind of bread/toast for breakfast where bread/toast is a bloody staple?

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Apples

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garlic bread every single day of the week. no contest

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I have to say that if this were simply a poll between garlic bread and bacon on which is preferred/tastes better then I absolutely would have voted garlic bread without a second thought.

But the fact that this is a breakfast item poll changes everything - I doubt I'll ever eat garlic bread for breakfast despite my love for it.

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wait, yall eat garlic bread for breakfast?

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THANK YOU

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Vote's so tight after a full day of this that you could start a small civil war over it.

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Both are edible, neither excite my taste-buds. You want a good breakfast item? Quarn *sausage* patties!

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Despite the fact that bread makes you fat, garlic bread is clearly the superior choice

But memes aside bacon is so fatty it makes me sick to even think about it :x blegh

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Easiest poll of my life! I don't like bacon and I really like garlic bread, so garlic bread it is and breaking the tie.

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I refuse to believe that garlic bread for breakfast is a real thing

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some people just didnt read the OP, read this as "which is the better food item in general", and voted for garlic bread. The rest are crazy.

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do people actually eat garlic bread for breakfast?

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You have the option for Garlic Bread, why wouldn't you? Has the same ingredients as anything you might see during breakfast (toast, cheese, etc.) with garlic added.

It's a super versatile side dish that can go with just about any meal and that includes breakfast either by itself or with something heavier like a traditional breakfast on a garlic bread dinner roll or sumthin.


Lights just mad that the purist perception of a traditional breakfast is being ruined by the ideology of introducing a food item you generally see for dinner.
Garlic Bread babes won't judge you even if you decided on ice cream for breakfast we got you.

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eating something for breakfast isn't the same as that thing being a breakfast food

even if it was, bacon is still like, better than garlic bread
even tho I'm not the biggest fan of bacon (I prefer sausage)

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I'm totally gonna shill.
Garlic Bread is absolutely the more appealing option!

Garlic bread's versatility is unmatched. It could be paired with a wide variety of dishes, from pastas and salads to soups and stews, enhancing the overall dining experience without overpowering the main course. Its subtle garlic flavor, combined with the buttery, crispy texture, complements rather than competes. Bacon, while delicious, has a strong, distinctive taste that usually overshadows other ingredients imo.

Nutritionally, garlic bread is a healthier option when comparing similar amounts of each. Garlic itself is known for its health benefits, including its ability to boost the immune system and reduce blood pressure. When made with whole grain bread, garlic bread can also provide a good source of fiber. Bacon on the other hand is high in saturated fat and sodium, which can contribute to heart disease and other health issues when consumed in excess. Heaven forbid you eat the bacon grease. I've seen a guy cook his eggs in bacon grease after his bacon is finished and I'm like wtf.

We all know how important inclusion is in 2024; garlic bread has a universal appeal that transcends dietary restrictions and preferences. It can easily be adapted to fit vegetarian and vegan diets by using plant-based butters and cheeses. This inclusivity allows it to be a part of various meal plans and gatherings without excluding individuals based on their dietary needs. Bacon does not offer the same level of flexibility and can exclude vegetarians, vegans, and those who avoid pork for religious reasons.

While bacon holds a special place in the hearts of many for some reason, garlic bread edges it out in terms of versatility, nutritional value, and inclusivity and that's a fact.

If you find yourself unexpectedly craving garlic bread over bacon, please disregard the utterly coincidental color choices above. They were purely decorative and not intended for subliminal messaging.

I mean just look at them, no contest.

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jfc it doesn't even have the grease on it you sticking up for that flavorless bullshit?

shit's basically cold ass jerky at this point mama mia

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??? you eat garlic bread for breakfast AND you don't clean the grease off of your bacon???? how are you alive

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Also jerky is actually so damn tasty so the argument kinda dies quick hahaha.

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u were the source for chatgpt

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upon re-reading this thread, it has come to my attention that we've been talking about "breakfast" and not just the foods in general

in my minds eye, i think bacon is a superior breakfast item and has stood the test of time as an iconic side to any breakfast meal; but I elect into being stubborn and keeping my garlic bread vote. (garlic bread is yummier imo, but not as a breakfast item. still keeping my vote tho lol)

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garlic cheese pancakes

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Edit: Bard AI weigh-in

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Garlic bread is better than bacon as a food (and it's not close), but I have never and will never eat it for breakfast.

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then why did you vote for it?

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good morning sunshine would you like a breakfast sandwich and perhaps some coffee
have yall never heard of texas toast

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the poll is just "garlic bread or bacon" not "garlic bread or bacon for breakfast". Even then, if I'm somehow in a situation where my only options for breakfast are garlic bread or bacon and I have to eat one, I'd probably go for the garlic bread.

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it is, in fact, "for breakfast", not just in general

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.....what

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Choose bacon

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First one to break and go past the 50 barrier wins

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looks like Bacon's the winner!

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FUCK YEEAAAHHHH WE WIN