How can I grow a beard?
 

Yes, I'm serious.

Despite being extremely baby-faced for the past year and a half, I'm still the smoothest of my male friends (the vast majority of them are at least iPatcH)

I've actually looked into this onlines because I'd love to be at least stubble-status, but I've been skeptical of the things I've been reading. Apparently books have been written on diets you should follow and massages that should be done at least 30 minutes a day that will ensure facial growth, but that's usually as much as it'll let me read without outright buying the book so **** that.

I'm inclined to believe there's probably nothing I can do since I'm already 20 years old and I'm pretty sure I'm done growing, but I figured I'd make this thread anyways just in case someone can ~*~SaVE mE~*~

in b4 no ur fkn retarded LOL etc.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

Shave shave shave

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

i dont think you'd look very good.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

become athiest...you will have a nice beard... in 2 week:-|

*warning*

can also lead to baldhead:arrow:

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

Are you part Native American? (It's impossible biologically for a Native American to grow a beard.)

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

I definitely grow a thicker beard faster now than when I was 20. So maybe more time would do you good.

I suppose it makes sense that specific diets would promote hair growth, so you can always try that out. But I wouldn't expect fantastic results.

EDIT: Oh, you're making light of... yeah, nevermind. Silly trolls.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

the more often you shave the faster it grows, when i left for military school my sophmore year i only had to shave like once every few days, by the time i left that **** hole 6 months later it was every day because the littlest patch unshaved would get me in trouble, so i had to shave every day even tho i wouldnt have had to anywhere else, shave every day for a few months and that should help

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

You sure you just didn't mature a lot in that 6 month period?

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

Or he forgot the fact that they're picky.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

Irritation causes it to grow faster, so just start shaving more to accelerate growth.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

ur azn u cant gro hair LOL

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

:)@people suggesting actually stuff.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

/thread

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

I hear that requires years and years of training in a monastery

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

ive had a beard for 10 years now and theres no secret to it, just let it grow :P

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

I can **** on your face.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

Chia pet. :)

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

I didn't start growing facial hair until after high school, but when it grew, it friggin' GREW. O_O

I heard somewhere that it has something to do with the amount of blood vessels close to the skin in the facial region, which would explain why different people have different growth patterns. So, what Chaz said. Give it a few years.

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

lmfao christ

Re: How can I grow a beard?
 

oh **** I forgot chit chat and TGB were synonymous now

lol why did you deliberately add an s to online