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BabyViperx3

12-1-2010 02:00 PM

Two Women Arrested For Hiding Stolen Goods In Body Fat

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A pair of would-be shoplifters gave themselves a fat chance for a clean getaway.

Using their body fat to hide the stolen goods, two women allegedly swiped $2,600 of merchandise at an Oklahoma TJ Maxx before being caught in the act, police said.

Referring to suspects Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, Edmond, Okla. Officer James Hamm said the two put items in "areas of their body where excess skin was" including "under their chest and armpits."

One of the women, Hamm said, tried to smuggle three pairs of boots underneath her breasts.

In total, the roly-poly robbers tried to escape with four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans a wallet and gloves, police said.

The cops said Brown used a knife to slice off security tags during their attempted heist.

Both women were arrested for shoplifting and face felony charges

Youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if_LArIG7rs

News post:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._b.html?r=news

flash dualist

12-1-2010 02:15 PM

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That is so gross!

freekilltwo

12-1-2010 02:17 PM

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and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

welsh_girl

12-1-2010 02:27 PM

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Hurr hurr, that is ****ing hilerious!

nuclearsamurai

12-1-2010 02:33 PM

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I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.

Sarahate

12-1-2010 02:36 PM

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That's really gross -_-

HoneyMelonCalibrator

12-1-2010 02:37 PM

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****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:

and honestly almost died

rushyrulz

12-1-2010 02:38 PM

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How did they fit boots in their fat folds if that's where they keep their Ben & Jerrys?

kmay	12-1-2010 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by freekilltwo (Post 3356946)

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

this

and yea i died when i saw their pictures

ddr_f4n

12-1-2010 02:42 PM

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Well that is...different.

DragonIIDX

12-1-2010 02:44 PM

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¬_¬

freekilltwo

12-1-2010 03:13 PM

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if anyone watches fluffee talks on youtube, hes got a similar story, i forget if its a true one or not but when caught the woman decided to throw a baby at the police in an attempt to slow them down...it wasnt even her baby it was her friends

Rubin0

12-1-2010 03:18 PM

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Dudes, I need to start eating more. This is brilliant.

BabyViperx3

12-1-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyMelonCalibrator (Post 3356964)

****ing lol'd hard when I read the thread title. Then I saw this:

and honestly almost died

Her ****ing face LOL. I died of laughter and disgust when I read this xD

OneHandNow

12-1-2010 06:06 PM

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my face when i read this thread

at first i was like the woman on the left

but then i was like the woman on the right

Matrixdude

12-1-2010 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nuclearsamurai (Post 3356957)

I don't know whether to lol uncontrollably or be disgusted at the absurd amount of goods they can hide on/in themselves.

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

ichliebekase

12-1-2010 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by freekilltwo (Post 3356946)

and this just proves that obeisity is more than a health concern these days

This :-|

Andrew Mitchell

12-1-2010 07:14 PM

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they don't look that fat to be honest, maybe thats why they got caught

ananana

12-1-2010 07:17 PM

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What!? They're geniuses! They were wrong and I'm glad they god caught but still! GENIUS!

Redorigami

12-1-2010 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matrixdude (Post 3357204)

They aren't gonna SDG with that many goods.

Actually, conveniently, if you count every pair of something as a single good, they'd be at 9 goods, just under the threshold! Even more conveniently, 9 goods is the amount need on Takecore of Yourself. Takecore of yourself... Take Care of Yourself...

Clearly the entire act was a desperate act inspired by FFR and aimed at the obese of the world, trying to spread the message that they need to lead a more healthy lifestyle.

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