Flash Flash Revolution - jTWG XLIX: A Journey Through Time

"Where's the rest of the group?" asked hi_top, excitedly.
"they're on their way, Doc's bringing the Time Fluxuator that we need to screw into the Quarter Valve to get the wormhole working" replied Heavy with a tinge of jealousy across her tongue.
"Well, I hope they hurry up, I can't wait to begin!" said hi_top.
Matt came strolling up the hill followed by DrKirth and Hoochan.Hoochan was gripping a gray, sludge filled pipe, his eyes slitted from the sun light. The others came up behind him, what a beautiful sight it was, too. Argo took the pipe and pressed it into the hole connecting the Quarter Valve to the Fluxuator. A mist emitted from the machine, and it began to glow.
"Hurry!" yelled Xception "we need to get in before it takes off!"
Tupacodaman pulled Heavy in as she beckoned for Sully and Sc. They piled into the Time Machine as it began to fade into time, sparking and spewing as it travelled through the decades and centuries, breaking the laws man kind had once known. When it stopped, they burst out into the blinding sun light and heard a couple arguing.
"Shhhh" said jwc "listen to them."

the group was obedient, and listened to the bickering.
"Adam, I'm sorry, please don't blame me! It was the snakes fault, you've never been lured by temptation before!"
"Look, Eve, I don't care what you have to say. The Lord will be frusturated, and may act irrationally. You should have never lain a finger upon that tree, and we both know that" rerplied Adam, tightening the vine he'd used to attach an oak leaf around his waist to hide his sex organs that he'd recently discovered existed.
"I miss the bliss, my love. The ignorant bliss, no worries, and the sensation of unwavering happiness. Why was I tempted so? Why did I allow myself to fall to the Devil's temptations? Would God have? The fruit was delicious... It melted in my mouth as He promised me it would."
"Stop talking like that!" yelled Adam, and slapped Eve across the face, leaving a small trail of blood down her cheek. Remoresfully, he looked at the ground, and saw the liquid forming a small gathering near his toes.
"I'm sorry."
"No, I am. I have condemned us, I know it to be true" Eve wimpered. "and becasue of me, our sons will be cursed. I know He will do it!"

God came stalking around a bush, his beautiful foot steps thundering with every clap on his earth.
"Where'd you two go? Why are you hiding from me? Is this a game?" said God, nervously. Eve ran from behind her tree to Adam's, but her oak leaf dropped during her sprint, leaving her naked body blushing in front of her Lord.
"I am sorry, God. I have tasted the fruit of which you had warned me."
Clouds overhead formed, dark and luminous.
"You did what?!" thundered God, causing birds to flt from surrounding trees, fleeing for thie lives in terror.
"How could you disobey me like that? I give you one order, just one, to follow for all of existance in order for you to remain happy. And you break it. Good job, Eve, good job." Loosening the vine, Adam stepped forward and confronted his creator.
"It was not her fault, do not act so hasty, my Lord. She was tempted by the Devil, and you have not made her as strong as I, she fell to the temptation." God started with a blank look upon his beautiful face, confusion emitting from his deep gaze.
"What temptation?" he said, thoughtfully.
Crawling on her knees, Eve kissed God's feet as she cried out "the snake, my Lord. The Devil. He brought me an apple. He told me that he could show me things that you never could. He told me I would see emotions and feelings, he opened me up to a new and expressive world!"
"Eve, you have made a grave mistake. I created you in the image of myself, but not the mind. For this mistake you pay, you know what must be done." God said.
"I understand, my Lord" Eve sobbed.
Turning around God grabbed the snake by his feet "you see these? These are your feet. Clawed and deadly, you love them, do you not?"
Slithering around in God's firm grip the snake arched his head up and spitted out "Don't touch my feet, they are mine!"
"You have destroyed my creations, Lucifer. You will pay for this, you will pay dearly." God gripped the feet of Satan and pulled, tearing them from the rest of the flesh.
"Nooooo" the Devil screeched in pain "My feet, my toes, my ankles!"
"You will never walk again! You will bo forced to spend the rest of yours days like the beast you are, crawling and on your stomach!" The thundering paused as a strike of lightening crossed the sky, shoing the fear in Eve's eyes, the anger and fire in God's, and the pain in Satan's. God through the snake across the land, it landed with a thud in a shrub.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" thought Lucifer.
Gamer looked up, with a look of pure terror on his face.
"I can't believe what just happened... We just witnessed th-"
"None of us can believe it, Gamer" replied DrKirth, pushing his glasses up since they weer sliding down to the bridge of his nose.
Heavy backed up into Tupac and blushed "sorry" she said "I didn't mean t-"
"It's ok" said Tupac in a deep voice, "it happens." Jwc started exploring the area.
"So, this is the Garden of Eden. This aint' so special." he said with a hint of ecstacy.
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The Players:

1. Infinity. (turkoglu14)
2. kekeb (kek3b)
3. Championanwar (anwarlouis)
4. Cloud0005 (TheFinalFightV2)
5. GamerShadow (twilightxshade)
6. Mattc16 (mattc16mcf)
7. Xception704 (jungmour2009)
8. DrKirth (drkirth)
9. tupacodaman (tupacodaman)
10. hoochan (twghoochan)
11. sullyman2007 (sully5313)
12. jwcgator (jwcgator2)
13. argo15 (argo1516)
14. sc979 (sam97379)
15. heavylee (heavyleah)
16. hi_top (flywheel1964)
17. Emo_Saur_ (crunkestDJ)
18. redorigami (MidnightEp0ch )
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The Game:

5 Reds are in this game.
3 Blues as in this game.
8 Greens are in this game.
2 Neutrals are in this game.

A small twist that you're allowed to know is that there are advocates for each team (red, blue, and green) that are given hints every now and then, I haven't decided how often.
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