The "^ < > v" game
 

Credit to seishinbyou from AIJ (aaronin.jp) for posting this pretty neat game. Not sure if it was his, but it's where I found it. It died off a while ago in the forums but I thought it was an awesome idea.

How the game works - all users will post four lines (one for "^", one for "<", one for ">" and one for "v"). These four lines work as follows:

^ - responding to the person's previous "v"
< - describe something about yourself
> - say something (doesn't have to be pertinent to anything at all, can be something silly if you'd like)
v - guess something about the next user.

Let's begin and see how this works out.
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^ - ??????????
< - have played ITG since 15
> - i woke up at 2:30 today, oops!
v - enjoys classical music

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ definitely do
< im addicted to skyrim
> i may or may not have eaten a bowl of cookies
V is probably OWA

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Nope!
< I love OSU!
> I took a shit TWO TIMES today. It was weird I swear.
V Most likely someone who is going to post something about this thread.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Too mainstream! just kidding, i'm forced to post something relative.
< I'm classically trained in piano since age 5
> Fapping lowers your chances of getting prostate cancer by 43% percent.
V Lives in canada

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ YEAH BUDDY
< Needs to find some more friends in his course ._.
> I woke up at 12:05 and I felt horrible
v Probably American...

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^Yes and no. I have a dual citizenship Canada/America
<Spends too much time playing ITG
>It feels funny when you put a finger in a girls butt and puss at the same time and they can feel each other
V Is a minority

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Yes, I am, and I feel like one right now!
< Needs to start doing homework
> That's awesome hahaha
v Is a veteran member

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^It's Pikachu!
<Likes to play a lot of games and procrasinates too much for his own good.
>So there was this one time I tripped and it ended up opening a huge hole in the space time continuem where Jolly Ranchers frollicked in the land of lollipops and jellybeans.
vSquawk?

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^Octopus octopus octopus!
>I play the violin, I really enjoy it ^.^
<I'm very sleepy
VDoesn't like Middie

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Depends!
< I think Wii U is great especially ZombiU
> My friends are coming tonight to party it's gonna be great!
v Doesn't know what ddream is

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ false.
< I speedrun super mario 64 with a keyboard (and quite well)
> the square root of 81 is 9.
v plays at least 2 instruments semi-well

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - true.
< - i have big boobs.
> - tacos.
v - this person probably poops sometimes.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - I'm pooping right now
< - I drink hot sauce like it's water and that's why I'm where I am right now
> - It's a pretty good poop so far
v - GAMEBOY?!

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ SEGA
< had the opportunity of performing with parts of Chicago Symphony Orchestra at 16 as part of a program to gather the best high school musicians
> I should have gone to the store an hour ago, fuck
v needs a better computer

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I'm getting a better one next week actually :D
< I performed a play at University of Toronto and won an award for it.
> Still thinking about whether or not I should eat these cookies before or after a bowl ( there are only 4 left)
v doesn't have a smartphone

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^Actually, I have a BlackBerry Bold.
<I like many genres of video games (be it fighting, beat-em-up, racing, shooting, platforming, sidescroller).
>Hi.
vListens to Doujin/J-Core music.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ maybe.....
< I'm muscles... Everywhere.
> I'm going to speed run Yoshis island soon ^.^
V watches Netflix

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - Nerp, fk Netflix
< - I hit 2300 ELO on Fritz Chess servers when I was 16 years old and used to be really good at Bullet Chess
> - Might be getting a new car next week, in b4 it's another pos
v - Has played but never beaten Bomberman 64

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ True :C
< will never have the capability to AAA a 60+
> weee creative writing project involving writing 2 stories on top of research projects that involves researching pointless things >.<
v has a doglamp

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ don't even know what a doglamp is (edit, looked it up and no)
< hates himself cause he knows he can be much better than he is right now
> why am i typing this on a treadmill
v hates over half my files

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I actually like your files get at me
< My typing speed is around 155 WPM
> I probably need to stop sleeping with music on
v Has a higher average rank than me

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ define higher.
< Is playing Crash Bandicoot 2.
> a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.
v If female, has size C boobs. If male, likes size C boobs <bra size>.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ somehow you know....
< I can do gymnastics ^.^
> eating sammiches
V has a retardedly insane talent

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ almost...
> in awe due to the scalchop
< I'm really getting into making music...kind of
v is openly gay

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I'm openly pansexual
< I can't sing a song without starting to tear up
> wat goes here again?
v enjoys breakcore

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Nope.
< My elbows bend to 220 degrees.
> Le.
v Owns either one or two Apple devices.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ An iPod from a long time ago, don't use it anymore
< Shaves in the shower
> This line contains a greater than symbol
v Loves me enough to make me a sandwich :3

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ i don't luv u enouf sry : (
< I enjoy non-fiction way more than fiction
> i'm listening to within life and all i've been hearing is weedin life
v Enjoys listening to ambient

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ somewhat, yes. I'm open to anything people throw at me and make me listen to.
< musician for life, pianist, violinist, bassist, wish I could sing well though haha
> I am the sun
v likes dogs

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ corgi corgi corgi corgi corgi corgi corgi
< cried at the agdq finale
> Whenever you're hanging out with people, do you ever think about how close their penises are to yours? D:
v has no clue what agdq is

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ nope, I don't
< I hate talking on the phone to strangers. It scares me.
> My butt itches at the moment.
v wishes he/she were 15 pounds lighter

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Oh yes
< If you can read people like a book, then I'm House of Leaves
> I need to get sub 0:20 on that track
v Needs to take out the trash holy crap it's piling up

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ how'd you know?
< used to be an avid Yu-Gi-Oh player
> i will give all how desire bacon what they for the word of the bacon demands it
v is not an avid facebook user

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Incorrect.
< Likes kettle corn, not butter popcorn.
> wat?
v is an alcoholic.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^I haven't even been drunk before :c
<Is in need of a new calendar
> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
v Is thinking about going to bed soon

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Yes
< wishes not to be lazy
>_<
v is kawaii

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Definitely not.
< Has been to Mexico more than 5 times
> Chewing gum while chopping onions prevents crying.
v Has at least 2 moles on their right hand.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ fortunately not.
< has yet to travel out of the United States.
> "The raping was epic. 92 likes. 92 LIKES. WHAT THE F--" (love YGS <3)
v dislikes oriental food.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ false! love that shit meng
< listens to vgm constantly
> when the ball is intercepted, "Coach! My knee hurts!" the Cutler cried.
v takes multivitamins daily (like I do)

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Partially true. I take vitamin C every day since citrus obliterates my digestive system.
< citrus obliterates my digestive system
> the capital of Djibouti is Djibouti
v still remembers their dream from the last time they slept.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ yes I do ^.^
< my last dream was about me flying a helicopter and crashing because of tornado
>Odontophobia is the fear of teeth
V has played waterfalls

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ nope
< gotta go to the doc tomorrow
> i don't like the doc
V has a number in their username

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I have a number in my username...where?
< I can barely swim
> @CBR: me neither
v has not yet signed up to compete in the official tournament

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Correct. Tempted to.
< Had my 3DS get water damage from Splash Mountain in October.
> It was worth it though. Scored 100+ StreetPasses in 4 days.
v Doesn't give a hoot about the NHL lockout being over.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ True.
< Doesn't follow sports
> candy usually contains sugar
v has money in their right pocket

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ a cell phone in my left.
< learned how to windmill finally
> http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
v didn't take the time to read above link

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ did take time to read it, but didn't click
< I'm naked while typing this
> o1o1o10o1
v Yous on Skype?

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Nope!
< 1000 unread emails in my main inbox
> This sentence is false.
v Briefs.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ nope, boxers
< I have a twisty puzzle collection
> Best poem I've read in a while.
v Plays downscroll

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I'm 6'2", but hell no.
< Needs to get wasted with Choofers when I get home.
> Why did I tell everyone at work about my Sonic tattoo?
V Please tell me you have a nerdier tattoo. Please?

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ no tattoos for me
< everytime i fc an fgo, i feel like i'm not that good at ffr
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqm0_fvkYZI
v has the above song on his ipod/mp3 player/other portable device

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Nope but i do have Dj S3RL
< I am... quiet
> ...Uh
v Likes hot chocolate

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ yep, I have a tin of marshmallows just for it
< should probably change this avatar sometime soon
> the golden globes are hilariously messed up this year
v cried over Les Miserables

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^DAMMIT MAN HOW DID YOU KNOW
<Really liked Les Mis despite Russel Crowe's "singing"
>Is currently singing Empty Chairs at Empty Tables (seriously though)
VDoesn't like Les Mis as a whole (not just the film) as much as I.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ gg
< Likes most types of music, mainly ambient, breakcore and contemporary/classical
> My legs hurt goddammit
v Does not have a last.fm account

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ da hell is a last.fm account?
<had rocky road ice cream with a crumbled peanut butter cookie inside
>~<(^)
v thinks my current profile looks like crap

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ to be completely honest, yes. :V
< This is the second time in this exact place that i'm sitting in my college that the ceiling fuccen gave way and ceiling tile fell. once last summer, one about 10 minutes ago.
> 3 hours of sleep during vacation sucks.
v Has a name color other than blue on FFR

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - Am psychic. Psychic is most definitely metal. And I'm metal.
< - I am metal.
> - Leaving for school as soon as I post in this forum. Can't wait to start the term omg I can't live without studying, it's like oxygen.
v - Next poster also happens to be metal.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ I like metal quite a bit yeah.
< I started playing SM at 13. Been playing for 2 and a half years now.
> ioujeikqjekoiq
v Has a capital letter in his/her name.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ ya
< Is jamming out to major lazer
> weurweurwuer, agreed
v Enjoys at least one of my simfiles

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - I think I jerked it to Geno's Forest when it first came out (that being said, I really appreciate Duck Hunt as well)
< - Used to be within 10 seconds of the WR holder for Mega Man 9, and can still complete the game in under 23 minutes game-time consistently
> - This Iced Capp is shit, Timmy's has been slacking lately
v - Pooped yesterday and it was a good poop

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - No it was really bad diarrhea because too many energy drinks + ill.
< - I'm still a D3 player no rly I am.
> - I wanna go back to Europe ffs.
v - Doesn't dislike me.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ - Sure, for what it's worth
< - I like Katawa Shoujo
> - 360 power cords are so fickle
v - This person has probably never had a turd burgled

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^I dont know what the fuck that is, so no LOL
<I own 3 guitars; an Indiana Scout Acoustic, Yamaha classical, and a Dean Vendetta 7 string. both acoustics are tuned standard, but my 7 string is one semitone lower, with the B string(the 7th string above the E) dropped to G#.
>Acid is the best thing ever.
VProbably never done acid before.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ 100% correct on that one, heh.
< Officially engaged as of 4 days ago :))
> Reality television is all staged.
v Enjoys spaghetti. With a passion.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Enjoy it, yes. Passion is taking it a bit far. (I have passion for garlic and bacon and red onions, such as in a spaghetti sauce, but not spaghetti itself)
< I like to cook food.
> Grats mirror_eclipse on getting engaged 8)
v Did not watch the Awesome Games Done Quick marathon last week and is either regretting it right now, or is a sad human being that doesn't think speedruns are cool.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ False as fuck I watched the shit out of that shit.
< Hangs out with fags all day at school
> You can't overdose on vitamin C, so it's recommended you take a ton of that shit.
v didn't know the above fact.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Didn't know about that and I take a lot of vitamin C
< Didn't have a mobile phone until very recently
> We need Ensiferum on FFR, we have permission, why not?
v Had an injury recently (lol reuben, before edit : last meal you made that sucked?)

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Mac n Cheese, burnt the noodles :(
< Has bad memory, thus forgetting he was cooking something and burnt the noodles
> This is a noodle: ~
v Is going to say what he thinks the "~" represents when I type "(^)>~"

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ that's the weirdest noodle slurp i've ever seen
< I need to stop overexerting myself in physical activity urgh, my muscles are cramping right now
> My most played artist on last.fm is also the main composer for the Katawa Shoujo OST, but I also have 80 other tracks from him (I have the biggest NicolArmarfi collection afaik)
v Has listened to a 30+ minute track all the way before

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Multiple times. Most notably one-track album Crimson from Edge of Sanity. Highly recommended.
< It's 5AM and I'm still awake, not able to sleep. :/
> I won't edit this post. :)
v Made entries for the token contest.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Currently judging for said contest.
< Why do I keep going to bed at 2:30 AM?
> I will edit this post.
v Will go to bed at 5:00 PM tonight.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ False. My earliest class this semester is at noon so I kinda shifted my sleep schedule up.
< I can't read sheet music but I've played piano for 15 years.
> Chewing tobacco contains fiberglass.
v Can't read sheet music either.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^Correct.
< I still produce various electronic genres of music and will continue to do so regardless of my inability to read sheet music.
> Lots of snow comin' down here all of a sudden.
v Hates my music.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Your stuff is okay, most are hit or miss.
< Cannot read sheet music/scores, but does decent in choir
> sick duck
v Pulled an all-nighter in the past week

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ an all-dayer is less common for me
< only weigh 107 lbs at 5'9"
> cheap whiskey doesnt tastes much different than expensive whiskey
v is high

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Nope
< Has been going to bed at 6 AM and waking up after 2:30 PM
> Do you know how many fake people are talking about how fake the world is right now?
v Did not watch the Golden Globes

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ Should I?
< Doing it's best to figure out Cubase 7.
> Probably will end up spending double the money.
v Wishes he could have known about IDM earlier.

Re: The "^ < > v" game
 

^ eh
< tired of bailing out water in my apartment :(
> Jorge Paulo Lemann
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jorge Paulo Lemann
Born August 26, 1939 (age 73)
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Residence Sao Paulo, Brazil[1]
Ethnicity Swiss-Brazilian[2][3]
Citizenship Brazil
Education Harvard University[1]
Net worth US$ 13.3 billion (est.)
(Forbes, March 2011)[1]
Spouse(s) Married, 5 children[1]
Jorge Paulo Lemann (born August 26, 1939, in Rio de Janeiro).[4] He is ranked as the 37th richest person in the world by Bloomberg Billionaire Index, with an estimated net worth of US$18.9 billion as of November 2012.[1]
Contents [hide]
1 Biography
2 See also
3 References
4 External links
[edit]Biography

Lemann was born to Swiss immigrants. He received his Bachelors degree from Harvard University in Economics in 1961. From 1961 to 1962 he worked as trainee at Credit Suisse.
In 1971 he and three partners founded the Brazilian investment banking firm Banco Garantia. Undaunted by a horrific market crash that came only weeks later, Lemann was eventually able to build Garantia into one of the country's most prestigious and innovative investment banks, described in Forbes as "a Brazilian version of Goldman Sachs."
Later he and his partners bought control of a Brazilian brewery that eventually became AmBev. In 2003 AmBev had a pretax profit margin of 35 percent on sales of USD $2.7 billion. It controlled 65 percent of the Brazilian beer market and almost 80 percent of Argentina's, with monopoly positions in Paraguay, Uruguay, and Bolivia.[5]
AmBev merged with Interbrew of Belgium in August 2004. The stock of the combined firm, InBev, soared 40 percent during 2005.
A onetime tennis champion (he played at Wimbledon), Lemann still actively invests in Brazil with former Banco Garantia partners - and fellow billionaires - Marcel Herrmann Telles and Carlos Alberto Sicupira.
The entrepreneur is the father of six children. Jorge Paulo Lemann is married and lives with his wife in the state of Rio de Janeiro and on Lake Zurich, Switzerland.
In addition, Jorge Paulo Lemann is also a board member of Lojas Americanas S.A., the Gillette Company and Swiss Re; Chairman of the Latin American Advisory Committee of the New York Stock Exchange; founder and board member of Fundação Estudar, which provides scholarships for Brazilian students; and a member of the International Advisory Boards of the Credit Suisse Group and DaimlerChrysler.
Lemann is among the backers of 3G Capital. In September 2010, 3G launched a US$ 4bn bid, at a 45% premium over market, for all the stock of Burger King. "3G was advised in the BK offer by Lazard, JPMorgan Chase, Barclays Capital and the law firm Kirkland & Ellis.... [The firm] already has some experience in burgers and fries, having previously invested in Wendy’s."[6]
He previously served as a member of the board of directors of Brahma from 1990 to 2001.[7] He is married with five children.[8]
Lemann currently serves on the Board of Directors of EndeavorBrazil office. Endeavor is an international non-profit development organization that finds and supports high-impact entrepreneurs in emerging markets.
[edit]See also

List of Brazilians by net worth
[edit]References

^ a b c d e http://www.forbes.com/profile/jorge-paulo-lemann/
^ http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2...dacquisitions1
^ http://jorgepaulolemann.crazybillion...aulolemann.php
^ "Today's ranking of the world's richest people of brazil". Bloomberg. 29 November 2012. Retrieved 30 November 2012.
^ Richard Tomlison, The New King of Beer, Fortune Magazine, October 18, 2004
^ "Burger King to Sell Itself to 3G for $4 Billion", "Dealbook" blog, The New York Times, September 2, 2010, 9:50 am. Retrieved 2010-09-02.
^ Inbev Prospectus January 2005
^ Forbes profile: Jorge Paulo Lemann

v Rooting for the 49ers this weekend