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If you're posting in here it's because you came to roast and get roasted.

Rules:
Don't take things personally

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It used to be fitting that your ffr avatar is a whale

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Too easy

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Your signature is as dysfunctional as your relationship with Squid Girl

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When will the VG nostalgia nerds figure out that there's a Hoenn and Alola now?

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your sync is too strict

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You can't even git gud at your own files on FFR

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Son you can't even crack the top 50 rank on the site

Such a lame o

And you're from Canada where you guys think 70 degrees is hot or something I bet you eat watermelon with a fork.

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You could never get good at games so you decided to just review them

Aka mad cuz bad

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(ouch)

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this was a bad roast HAHA

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not as cool as DAncyguy118

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I bet you eat Trix cereal all the time because even at 25 you still act like a child

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He's a year older than you think he is because its Honey Nut Cheerios, not Trix.

You're smart, but not as smart as you think you are.
You're funny, but not as funny as you think you are.
You have a very low presence despite saying a lot of words.
None of your stepfiles are amazing.

Do something great, why dont you?

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u live in alabama

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Your smiley face sucks

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your capitalization sucks

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"The above post has a 50% chance of being useless. Potentially. Maybe."

self roast in own sig lul

also yes i took the easy way out because idgaf

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Better not anyone speak ill of my son :fangs:

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people like you are how trump gets elected allegedly

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Congratulations living in a City that is so fuck ugly and terrible that it had to steal its name from a great city just to make itself feel better.

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unfortunately your insult is just as old as your favorite pokemon

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Nevermind I didn't think anyone could live in a worse place than London, Ontario.

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Pokémon avatar? What are you 8?

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at least i don't watch anime

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My avatar looks right through you because it sees nothing

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Your ass is only slightly above average at best

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I tend to believe "Mahou" means "Magic" but there's 1-2 different words.
Your custom title means "Magical girl".
This is the source of your avatar: https://myanimelist.net/anime/603/Futari_wa_Precure
This is the character: http://prettycure.wikia.com/wiki/Hino_Akane

Please tell us the story behind this or link me how you got there. I'm curious.

I know WV just posted, but he's not worth the attention.


Edit: My bad, he got banned for unrelated reasons.

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Nooooooo

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Your insistence on being stoned most of the time holds back your ability to not be stoned most of the time

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Your ability to read posts in tgb about how I haven't smoked in a month isn't very good :(

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imo its fitting that youre the queen of a garbage bin

roast me hard thread

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The walking myspace account came in, give a round of applause

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I dont think anyone on this site knows you well enough nor cares enough to roast you properly

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You should rethink your background/text color choices on your profile.

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TELLING SOMEONE TO RETHINK THEIR PROFILE, MEANWHILE THERE IS SO MUCH BLUE IN YOUR POST INCLUDING THE SKYPE + MSN LOGO, USERNAME, VETERAN CIRCLE, SIGGY,ASDKSADKLK;ASD IT IS ACTUALLY GIVING ME THE SAME PSYCHOLOGICAL RESPONSE AS SEEING RED I do like penguins though <3

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...Can you teach me to be good at stepmania?
How do I make the arrows look like yours?
Do you have any advice for hitting notes faster?
What's the difference between speedmods and rates?
pls samurai senpai

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people have gotta bother you as much about twg sheets as you're bothering samurai with those questions

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you prolly live in antarctica cause no one likes you (your roast made me laugh btw)

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Didn't claim cop that one game!!!

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milk sucks

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best ffr mom 5ever

also i already roasted u rayword, idk what to say other than Ur Dad'es dICK lmaO Roasted...

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Ya look like a barrel of consonants rolled off a cliff and met it's fate at a jagged crag of vowels.

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Your posts make me confused 99% of the time.

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your icon has all the grace and beauty of an eagle looking forward

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U put antarctica as ur location cuz u scared of ppl finding u lmao u shy or wat

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your avatar is a bad meme

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You're 21 and you use a children's drawing as your avatar lol

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Your go-to rhythm game before FFR was Nekodancer.

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woa

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It's 2018 and you're still on Team Pony? Bro you gotta let the meme die and I know it was a meme that show was never good

Also

He was 51 when I made that post

He is indeed a little less lame o

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For a caretaker, you're seriously insensitive.

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urmomgaylol

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you are the least convincing mall Santa I've ever seen

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That roast is as complex as your day to day thought process

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Your avatar always looks like she is wearing a wavy ass hair wig on top of her natural hair and the idea that you've probably fapped to that scares me

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You live in florida, I'd roast more but considering you've had the chance to move from the state but haven't it could only mean you get off to people shitting on you and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with getting you off like that.

Edit: God damn it ninja

Youve spent most of your life getting good at an irrelevant PC game

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you've spent most of your life, ie longer than he has, developing stepfiles for the irrelevant game
and still none of them are excellent

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I bet you use an apron to cook your hot pockets

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I bet you have grease stains from cooking your hot pockets.

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I bet you use scissors to open a bag of chips

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anime avatar

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I bet you flush the toilet after you fart in it

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You probably have a big dick but I bet it's small for a black guy

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Ya dick prolly ain't seen sunlight since Billy Gibson shanked you on the playground

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I dont know what you said but you have the honor of being the only person on my ignore list that I'm never tempted to click "read this post" for.

Ur posts are really, really bad and I dont think you're anywhere near intelligent.

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Lu bu never made his father proud and was dishonorable on the battlefield

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oh SHIT

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I have nothing negative to say about the poster above me

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alright I'm cutting in line

Lu Bu didn't give a SHIT about his (adoptive) father and that doesn't matter. No one here knows who Ding Yuan was until I said his name I'm pretty sure. Red Hare is a really good horse, ok?

Dong Zhou (father #3) wasn't actually the tremendous despot he was made out to be, but the ROTK says that he was, so we're going with that, and Lu Bu assassinating him for whatever reason(s) did prolong the sick and dying Han Dynasty, which is what some of those around him wanted.

Lu Bu was a tool. He didn't know shit about running a city. He didn't know shit about anything but war. But he was honorable on the battlefield. He fought duels evenly, only the God of War could match him (apparently this isn't just canon which surprises me). He was... not a tactical genius, and did not listen to council when he really, really should've. His alliance with Yuan Shu would've failed. He was a doomed man who flew too close to the sun, and could've extinguished it if given the chance. He was just never going to get that chance. But dishonorable is just... wrong.

Cao Cao didn't honor his father either; he (didn't actually but the ROTK says he did so its canon ok) killed his father's sworn brother out of false paranoia and then didn't feel bad about it. He also genocided innocent people because a bandit killed his father, not exactly honorable.

If you're gonna come at me, come at me with either the truth or the made up ROTK bullshit version of the truth.

EDIT: @raeko

you say yes too easily; you bend your convictions to fit the will of those around you.
Also, the electoral college isn't messed up.

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You rack disciprin.

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skipping a bunch to give dbp an actual one because he's posted a bit and has only got zzz's


i think you choose unfortunate times to be selfless, and outside of those times you come off as pretty narcissistic, which may stem from your characteristic of not being too restrained by humility (good and bad); you have high highs, but also low lows
you also have bad taste in garfield strips

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if I tried to eat you i'd lose calories

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The Garfield strips from the late 80s are better

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You ain't even a ninja

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