What would I say?
 

I'm actually surprised there hasn't been a thread in here about this. So, what would you say?
http://what-would-i-say.com/




"^dude i'm shithead and I was pretty intense."
"Carefully places plate in his music can drift bpm constantly."
"It's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin', it's hard to drop down from tachyon beta"
"btw I was standing with a bitch"
"That's cool, I was giving Hellen Keller drowning realness."
"Should I shave my head or grow my hair and that was probably because that shit WOULD BE a picture of clothes from stupidity or sheer awe of my HOUSE is haunted AHHHHHHHH"
"btw I haven't really played Extratone Pirates on 1.2 awhile ago, then i was hitting things, mounting the curb, rear ending people, but less azn."
"Found a 1TB USB in class at Fort Rapids VII because I'm gay"
"Fucking grand canyon pads had corrupted data, it's kind of doing 250mph+ easy, i was the FFR tournament!"
"I had been spread out of sneezing I just bitched two 17ths in a spider bite. Fuck"
"I had to pee as I realized Charlie Day was in it."
"Sorry lol, I managed to get away before mr transformer could be a picture of my phone."

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"I woke up not being worth it."

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lol this thing is awesome, here's some I got a while ago:

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Make a facebook account with nothing on it and start generating things. Then generate status' from those status'

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I absolutely love this thing. I wasted at least an hour using it a few days ago. xD

"This is my weekend I'm forcing myself to be a shining beacon of confidence"
"These chips expired July 3rd. yolo"
"Studying and I shouldn't celebrate yet since I first played animal crossing"

Definitely would say all of these.

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i only get two different statuses
anyone that knows me knows i have great hair and i'm obsessed with chris putnam

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I can hear the dryer and its on a bus P
-WalkerBot

Its 577$ per year... That's fuck MY fucking map pack?
-WalkerBot

My TA! Totally forgot his effing mom back at home.
-WalkerBot

I can never seem to fuck everything else is epic support/ad carry anything open?
-WalkerBot

Black men and KFC go together
-WalkerBot (OMG LMFAO WTF)

Was fooling around with my wisdom teeth and get pregnant
-WalkerBot

Haha, I got banned for trolling by posting a crudely drawn penis on the fucking tank...
-WalkerBot

Survival of my nipple...
-WalkerBot

HE DED FROM A RAPE1 WASNT MY FALT!
-WalkerBot

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Free windows 7 and he was the best movie I have to shift my sleep schedule to recycle stuff today for driving in the left lane without passing.

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Winner

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Took a while, but this one is decent.



-o24

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"It's not like you can't promise that it's worth 50% of crazy..?"

"And loves coffee. However, she cannot stand in our way..."

"Luckily neither class seems like a boozey weekend."

"Needs to stop eating everything... first my bank account!!"

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"They are now breathing manually."

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***** stole the precious thing
-DanielBot

But no store in a word? add ed past tense verb add e future tense verb add ing present tense happening right now add ion noun add ???
-DanielBot

\o/ WINNING! \o/
-DanielBot

Everyone is a stepping stone, if I am doing it.
-DanielBot

*hurls desk across all upload sites in hand* Guys, Batman doesnt need to work like that.
-DanielBot

Pokemon teaches you that I had nearly forgotten why I am so ashamed of myself.
-DanielBot

> It's summertime in an animal Google Images and that hasn't happened at Masonville instead of us having an adc holy shit
-DanielBot
>> Cook ramen before you find porn in case anyone was stronger than girls than you, the language of the house, and taking some sort
-DanielBot

Everyone is stressed because their summer is ending or if you're safe in the playoffs.
-DanielBot

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Sounds like what they did for the Johannesburg Zoo's "tweeting badger."

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lol u wish :p

i got one more


it changed from fido to rogers cause i have swag