Would you rather?
 

Give two closely comparative events or actions or things, where the next user must choose which one he or she would rather do/have, then that person gives the next "Would you rather..." question.

Starting.


Would you rather eat a cup of maggots, or intentionally drown yourself (and get revived shortly after)?

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errr maggots.. because i have a huge phobia of drowning.

ill let someone else ask the next question.

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Would you rather post in this thread or castrate yourself?

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post in this thread because it's actually a good idea?

Would you rather piss a marble (guy), large pineapple (girl)

OR

shit an actual brick

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Piss a marble.

Would you rather have the ability to fly or be a "jumper?"

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Lmfao dude. You do realize that the female urethra is no larger than a males right?

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I was about to laugh at this.

I'd rather be a jumper.

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was more meant for would you rather squeeze a marble out yo dick / pineapple out yo vadge, not taking the full piss journey from the kidneys lol

~ignore this post as part of the game~

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Jumper

Would you rather live the life of Charlie Sheen or Rosie O'Donell.

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I'd love to make 2 mil a week, Charlie Sheen all the way.

Would you rather meet Hitler, or Einstein?

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Einstein

Would you rather marry someone you know has killed someone else but is totally nice now and would never do it again but is still psychodic and the only way you get along with him/her is to live their reality, or someone who is fat and ugly and farts all the time (like a serious continuous never ending fart, that just continues no matter what. oh also he/she eats all your food.)?
no divorcing/suiciding/long distance marriage/etc.

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Psychotic bitch

Would you rather shit out of your urethra or shit out your mouth

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Shit out of my mouth.

Would you rather be single your entire life and not be loved at all or date many people but never have a serious relationship your entire life and feel that you were never taken seriously?

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I'll choose the latter because... well.... If I was never loved at all. That is extremely depressing to think about. I mean, yeah being in many relationships is a better alternative. Even if they are not serious, it's better than not being loved.

Would you rather...

Death by spoon?
or
Spooning someone else of the same gender?

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Are you seriously saying that being killed by a spoon is on the same level as spooning with someone of the same sex? You're either a huge homophobe or you have no idea what spooning is

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I would rather spoon someone of the same gender O.o

Would you rather watch a Miley Cyrus movie or watch a Justin Bieber movie?

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Miley Cyrus.

Would you rather be excessively overweight or extremely skinny?

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I'm failing to see the dramatic difference.

But anyways, I'd rather be really skinny.

Would you rather teach ghost- how to post or listen to Ke$ha on repeat for 10 hours nonstop?

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haha i would rather attempt to teach the spirit how become a forum post whore than even listening to Ke$ha's music ever

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Teach ghost how to post.


Would you rather smoke meth for the rest of your life, or shoot up heroin.