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WELCOME TO ANONYTWiG
A PRICKASS DOUCHE GAME FOR ANONYMOUS ASSHOLES

READ EVERYTHING BELOW, SERIOUSLY

RULES



PMs



ANONYMOUS PM STATUS: SENT.
REAL ACCOUNT PM STATUS: SENT.

HERE'S SOME ADVICE YOU FOOLS

use http://www.aim.com/products/express to prevent players from figuring out who you are by conveniently noticing how you went offline in your real AIM account to log into your anonymous twg aim account.

if you have trouble figuring shit out send me PM and I will help you but send me a PM ASAP

IMPORTANT: FFR FORWARDS PRIVATE MESSAGES TO YOUR MAILINATOR SO YOU MAY WANT TO DEACTIVATE THAT FEATURE IN YOUR ACCOUNT SETTINGS UNLESS YOU WANT SOMEONE TO ACCESS YOUR MAILINATOR AND READ ALL THE PMs YOU RECEIVE 8) DON'T WORRY YOUR ROLE PMs HAVE ALREADY BEEN DELETED.

EVERYONE THANK BMAH FOR ACTIVATING ALL ANONYMOUS ACCOUNT AND BASICALLY SAVING TWG C.

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I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller and all we say is 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad.

DAY ONE ENDS at 10PM EST THURSDAY. ENJOY YOUR EXTRA HOURS.

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test post

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hi sup #1 like the man (or woman) i am

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triple post gonna beef up this post count

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Let's get this game started!

dohohoho

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is this some next level meta play or are you really that dumb?

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Thanks BMAH

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Hey what's up, human here

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Wow 12 I guess you've decided you're not doing the whole rhyming thing this game again I guess?

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Also I think everyone should get an avatar so it's not so easy for the wolves to blend in. I'll pick one out later, it's too early now zzzzz

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It's something around 8 AM and the last thing I should be doing is posting in this thread.

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I couldn't decide between this and a three wolf moon rendition but I think I made the right choice here. I thought breaking the monotony was nice too though.

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Now I'm going to preface all of your posts with "here's the WWI Flying Ace..."

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Why "team blaze" with a grass PKMN, is this some kind of "420 blaze it" nonsense?

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Twg11 you can't always get what you want.

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Whoa, who says? You??

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Bmah's da mannn. How many players are there? 15? Trying to figure out how many people to add.

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It's in the first post, how can you not read the rules and play anyway? Despicable.

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And you yell at me for not reading the rules.

Go back to your hole.

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You don't know me. You know anything about me!

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Er. *don't know anything about me

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Well which one is it, it can be both D:

or can it...

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can't* i quit

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wow i didnt know what i was getting into i just wanted to try twg out but this is soooo confusing can someone please help me??

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First thing you wanna do is tell everyone you're a wolf, before they do! Being a wolf is very important. Everyone else will be sooo jealous that you're a wolf they'll start chanting your name in big bold letters!

Then when the majority chants your name you win :D

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Twg4 your post made me think of this cool amv I think you can relate to:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=94igUeVnZtU

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beautiful

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I always kinda feel like I'm winning when I can go back to normal life too.

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It's like the shackles have broken free and you can eat normal food and poop in a toilet instead of your hand.

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Why is there an i in the topic title? There is not a single i in the phrase the acronym represents.

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I'm just Saiyan.

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because we're all Twigs in the tree in the life young one.

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TWG13

m i doin it rite

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i think i just made a huge mistake :3

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i almost edit post but mimzy said it is forbidden y you hate corrections are you commies

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mimzy doesnt like twg11, mimzy says they are dirty. i will cleanse them ^___^

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twg4

you're creeping me out man.

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You know what sounds good right now?

Muffins.

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So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church.

TWG1 - 0 - TWG15
TWG14 - 1 - TWG15
TWG13 - 1 - TWG4
TWG4 - 1 - TWG13

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Here I am, in this anonymous twig
Still rhyming; should I take another swig?

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Not this rhyming shit again.

Cheers,
Synthlight

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But yes, you surely should take another swig.
For not doing so makes you a pig.




Cheers,
Synthlight

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oh, twg6, that is such a jest
However, I love it, this game will be the best

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Twigs and swigs?
Two is a hoax,
Kill him for his jokes.

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It's funny how you bring up Virgins Fiction. I, too, was once a virgin. There was once a time, where I was a happy lad, frolicking through meadows, playing stickball with the other neighborhood boys. We used to go to the swimming hole every Saturday evening and play on the tire swing until our mothers called for us late in the evening.

That was all a long time ago, when we were naive, innocent. We grew up in life, all of us went through puberty. We changed, some of us moved on. We separated. I remember sitting in class one afternoon, staring down one someone who I had recognized. It was one of the boys I used to pal around with. A swarm of memories hit me, I was quickly saddened by the sudden realization I had been all alone since those fond times. It was at this time I decided I wanted to be apart of someone's life again.

I spent many months searching for the right person, hoping to reunite my loose emotional ties with another human being. Countless weekends I spent dating with potential ladies. None of them I felt like really made a connection with me. They all had the same thing in common; they didn't fill the void in my life. After each date I just felt lonelier, more unhappy.

Then, all of a sudden, she came.

Was a beautiful, long-legged blonde with pain-filled eyes and a smile to go with it. I could tell, she was the one I wanted to be with forever. Since I met her, we spent an entire year together, as friends. Forging bonds I thought I would never think of doing again. She had my heart, she had my soul, she was my everything.

One summer we slowly drifted apart, there was nothing for me to do about it. She was off back in her country, visiting family, and I had just started a new summer job. We tried our hardest to keep in contact. It pained me not being able to see her lustful smile and the eyes that made me melt with each blink. I loved her, and I knew it. But she didn't.

It was during this time, I had met another girl. She wasn't special, she wasn't anything I wanted. She was just, another girl. I had met her at a party for a friend. We were celebrating his graduation. I remember, I was only 15 at the time. I thought it was strange that I were there, and she was there. She was only 14 at the time.

Apparently we had hit it off, laughing and giggling at everything little thing we had said. I think it was just the drinking I had done that made me such a way, I really don't think I would have been the same way had I of been sober. But alas, she still fell for me. Unfortunately I didn't have a mutual feeling for her.

For some reason we ended up dating. Things were okay for the time, she was helpful. She helped me stay clean, I was moving on with life. She would make me dinner, and I would eat it.

Then things got serious with her. She had these feelings for me, that I still can't explain. On nights where we would lay on the couch on watch movies, she would look at me with these hungry eyes. Why did they look so...hungry? She wanted something. My innocence would kick in, not knowing of what evil she possessed. One night, she wouldn't take my innocent soft rejections. She forcefully pushed me into my bedroom, telling me things were alright, and that this is what we wanted. How would she know what I would want? I didn't want this!

The next thing I remembered was waking up the next morning, naked in my own bed. The sun shining brightly in my face, I pondered the possibilities. Then she came in. It hit me, fast and hard. What had I done? I quickly realized my sacred virginity had been compromised. I was ashamed, I was saving it. For someone... for someone else I had truly cared more about.

I couldn't take myself anymore. I felt dirty, and unwanted. I was back at square one. Lonely, and unforgiving. I pushed everyone out of my life again, wanting to be alone and miserable. How could I have done such a thing?

Things changed...for the better. She had came back, the beautiful, long-legged blonde had returned to me. Everything I remembered about her, everything I had loved, poured into my heart, and I felt something...something like love. I knew I had to have her. I wouldn't be able to bear life anymore without her. I was lost with her. She made everything feel right, and made me feel accepted.

One rainy evening, after going out to see a new movie release, we had returned to my house, soaked from what seemed like an everlasting downpour. Dripping wet, we quickly ran to the bathroom to dry ourselves. It was at this time, I decided it were finally time to say something. To say what had been on my mind, and in my heart, for so long.

I confessed my love for her, telling her every fine detail about how I longed for her. She understood. She had mutual feelings for me, I rejoiced. I had my love, and she had hers. We were meant to be.

But then, horror struck.

For a month we had did everything by the book. We waited for our first kiss, we waited for our first official date as a couple. We waited to say things like, "girlfriend and boyfriend", and "I love you". We were patient with each other, and it made it seem like we cared so much for each other.

One night, we decided it were finally time. We were ready. We wanted to do it, I wanted to do it. She wanted it the most.

"I can't do this", I had said, with uncertainty ringing clear through my words.

Confused, she said, "But why? Isn't this what we wanted?"

"This is what I've been waiting for, but not like this...not now..." My words trailed on.

"What's the matter then?"

"I...I'm not a virgin!"

She was appalled. Disgusted by what I had said, she quickly left the room. I was unsure if she would have ever come back. Loneliness and despair filled the room, and an emotional outburst of frustration, confusion, and sheer desperation, filled my heart. I lost her, and it was my fault. I can't have her back. I won't have her back. I am not me, without her. She was everything to me...

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What's that wall of text?
Shit, not reading that...NEXT!

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Why the hell are we all rhyming? I swear if everyone starts rhyming again I'm gonna quit. Not even joking.

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Cheers,
Synthlight

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mimzy declares edubardus please add rule for rhymes = painful deaths? o.O

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how the fuck does twg6 have admin status

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Hopefully it's not functional at all because admins can do IP checks......

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ip check like IP man?

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if you didn't like my story you could've just said so :(

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It is not.



Cheers,
Synthlight

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Cheers,
Synthlight

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You're just very schizo, maybe if you can give me a consistent vibe you can look better to me :)

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Does this site still have a garbage bin?

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Wait nvm I remember. Okay I added everyone on AIM, talk to me :D

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If the no-rhyming rule actually goes through, bullshit.

twg4

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so yoshL isn't TWG 4,1,13,6,8 based on the fact that he is viewing the thread concurrently with those users. unless he's using two devices at once, or isn't playing at all

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mimzy says shut it and put it you wonky wanker >.<

mimzy

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mimzy?

MIMZY

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what the fuck

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yeah I'm gonna keep my vote on twg4 because that's some absurd ass logic. What if YoshL isn't even playing? We have no way of knowing.

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These votes are premature. You must have a reason to want to put someone to death

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Seems like twg4 is trying to make it seem like there's two people on that one account? Why is he responding to his one posts...

And at the comment about YoshL.. Bad original logic. gtfo

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That's how you play this game. First day stuff is shit. Always. Reasons aren't a total necessity.

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How is my vote premature? He/she is being insane, and I want to pressure them into being sane, and play normally.

Plus anyways his/her YoshL comment was uncalled for.

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^This.

Do you see what 4 is posting?

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This post is bad, DUCY?

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Twg8 and twg13, thank you for the explanations.

Twg14 what is DUCY?

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Do you see why? And i'm guessing you do now, so stop being so barf neutral

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also, missing 3 5 and 10 atm

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and 2, I don't think he's chimed in yet.

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>.<