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this game! this fucking game!

http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

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Oh no... oh noooooooooooooo.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Dang it, this is strangely addicting.

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started playing, I'll be back in an hour with more cookies

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Yay, I created a cookie mine! LOL

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This is strangely fucking incredible

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sooo addicting xD

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Don't buy grandma she's fucking worthless

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grandma is awesome if you a ton of them

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hint: everything is awesome if you have a ton of them

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Wow, why did I laugh at this? I'm a bad person.

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you really like games like candybox dont you

dont worry i do too

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saving up for the goddamned alchemy thing

why am i playing this, fuck


and yes i agree, grandma's margin is shit. you may as well wait 3 seconds and buy a mine

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oh GOD I was going to do homework today

I hate you

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love me


hate me



you don't know shit about me

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yay got alchemy lab now :3

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lab only nets you +500, lame

gonna be a long way to the cookieverse :X

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just got a mine

EDIT: it only nets you +40? what a fucking rip-off. might as well have bought two mines with that dough

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Factory is probably the best cost/output

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I gave up after figuring the math that my auto clicker along with all my shit that I bought would take me like 2 hours to get the last thing.

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Watching a speedrun as I have it run idle in another window. Found out too that if you have it idle underneath a tab, it won't count anymore for some reason. At least for me, lol.

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Worth it for the portal

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fun fact: after you buy a certain amount of grandmas they turn golden and you get +8 cookies, and they're faster than normal grandmas

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anyone know how much the portal gives?

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Cookieverse is +3000, just got it

edit: Apparently my cookies have achieved sentience

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found that out too
now im curious if other methods do that too or if there's a level past golden grandma
like platinum grandma

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I have so many grandmas I can't even see how much my mines cost

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Yeah, same here haha

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so this happened

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Got to take care of the elderly.

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those grandmas

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Pff I was hoping portal would get you atleast like 5k, nope

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omg how do you get rid of those grandmas...god damnit lmao

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at least i can listen to ABR's new album while i waste my night on this shit

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This is more fulfilling than Kaguya's Table.

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i reset mine after i got the portal.. going to do a cursor only to get portal. or atleast attempt to

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now the grandmas are moving

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im trying to see what happens when you get 2000000. Probably nothing but im just curious xD

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Coming closer to your cookies probably. They want a pay back from all the cookies they made you.

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I got the grandmas after getting the portal and hitting 1 million again, and they're moving

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oh man now the grandmas are going demonic

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lmfao

guess we found out what the portal does

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Holy shit LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Waaaaaaaant... soooooooooome... cooooooooooookieeeeeeeees...?

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this is so much better than any game on steam
what if this was a steam game like with achievements

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EDIT: Doesnt seem like nothing happens at 3000000

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I went ahead and looked at the source code. 200whatever is pretty much the end. From there on out, the more you get, the faster the flashing happens

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Ah okay cool. That saves me the trouble lmao

Also, it's hilarious how fast you can get to 1000000 with 5 portals LOL

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did it

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"Your cookies have been named a part of the world wonders." Wow...

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This reminds me of runescape.

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This was mentioned in a mp room earlier.

In more related news:
These moving grandmas are freaking me out.

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Left it on over night and had like 50 mil or something.

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I forgot I had this running too as I was idle, dang.

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Lmfao what the

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I did not play this and waste my time.

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If you play long enough, the game becomes to see how fast you can buy upgrades.

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I let it run up to about 105 million and was thoroughly disappointed at the lack of difference between that and 2 million.

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Left it running all night and I'm at 54 mil. I think I'll spend all of my cookies on the portals and keep this going for a week to try to get to a billion

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I would hardly call something like this a game. You just mindlessly click on the same spot, and then you start mindlessly clicking on another spot. It's almost like Diablo 3.

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lol (unintended i guess)

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cept d3 is more boring

i wonder who still plays that lmao

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everybody who updated this thread with pictures is doing the Lord's work

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Where do you find these games ice cream?
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It says there is going to be updates. OMG yes

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Up to 260 million cookies. It's only a matter of time.

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dat income

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n1 halfstep lol

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How did you get portals to do +6666?

At any rate I'm at 500 million.

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So I have so many things that my auto clickers aren't even generating shit anymore ... lmfao


Dunno but they used to do +8000 and im sad :(

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Mine only do 3000! Boo!

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Actually when they do +6666 they actually give 6666x2, if you look closely you can see the numbers have thickness and there's a second 6666 behind it heh.

Didn't notice that until now.

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What am I doing with my life? Baking COOKIES!

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1 billion, I'm done.

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Fuck me man

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this game is dumb.... candy one was actually a game

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top, I am disappoint. This game sucks. ;_;