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Wish granted, but the whipped cream is expired to the point where you get a disease from it.

I wish I spoke more Polish.

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Wish granted, but suddenly there is an epidemic that kills everybody on earth who speaks polish.

I wish the epidemic was negated by a miracle cure.(I'm part polish :( )

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your wish is granted, but Polish is still a crummy language

i wish life were more like a video game.....

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Wish granted, but you run out of lives... Wait you could just continue... dang!

I wish you couldn't continue.

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wish granted but your banned for hacking the continue option

i wish i were an FFR arrow, posably that weird neon green color...

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wish granted but everyone keeps stepping on u, thinking u an ffr arrow.

i wish for another giant teddy bear dats pretty and bright red without being on fire. :)

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wish granted, but it's covered in blood

I wish i could fly

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Wish granted, but you fly into a airplane and die.

I wish it was my birthday today.

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wish granted but no one remembers its ur bday

i wish for a penguin

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with granted, but its a carnivore, and YOU ARE MEAT!!!

I wish i never had to school again.....

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Wish granted...But then a flying sheep mauls you and eats your guts.

I wish R3 would come out.

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wish granted but ur internet connection fails

i dont wish

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Wish not granted because it is now NOT opposite day! < Don't get it? :wink:

I don't wish I could AAA Paranoia Survivor Max on Oni.

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Your wish is granted but they wished that you wished that they hadn't wished.

I wish that something ineffectual would occur.

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wish granted.....errr.

i wish for a wish that wished it self to be un wish so it could wish for 3 more wishes. ;)

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What the HELL is happening to this Thread!?!


Wish granted, but uh... something happens that makes it corrupted... yeah.

I wish for normal wishes.

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Your wish has been granted but that would make this thread no fun.

i wish that i what

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wish grant...a penguin barfs on ur shoes.

i wish for a fiery death on all morning ppl...u ppl really suck!

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wish granted, but the fire starts raging all over the world because so many people are morning people. Then you end up dying a firey death too.

I wish it was Friday.

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wish granted but its friday at 11:59PM

i wish for som one to quote me in there next post

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PWND!!!!


I wish for a yummy pizza with Extra EXTRA pepperoni.

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wish granted, except there is also extra cow **** with a side of cat urine

i wish i had my own place to live

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Wish granted, but it floods and you lose everything you own... and then your car blows up for no apparent reason.

I wish for good cheer.

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wish granted but everyone throws wet cats at you...and u die fiery death!

i wish for a warmer bedroom.

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wish granted but your room is made of glass and you are naked.

i wish(for FFR)

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Wish granted, but your computer melts, and your account is deleted, and you can never come back.

I wish I was a human.

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Granted. But then you get drafted into the army, and after a few months of being shot to pieces, you realize that you preferred it as a housefly.

I wish I wouldn't worry.

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wish granted, but then you become afraid of everything.

I wish i was brave

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wish granted but you get to coqy in a dangerous situation and get yourself killed...

i wish this tread exploded

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wish granted but i put it back together...yay!

i wish it wasnt cold! brrrrr!

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Wish granted, but then it gets to hot, and we all burn to ashes.

I wish I had my own computer.

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wish granted but someone steals it.

i wish my head didnt hurt.

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Wish granted, but the reason that your head stops hurting is because your whole circulatory system is shutting down, and will soon go into a coma for years, and years, and when you finally awake this thread won't exsist anymore, and you'll start crying, because you can't make anymore wishes, then you will procede working at your local McDonalds untill someone later kills you.

I wish I had my driver's license.

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wish granted, then i kill u....yay!

i wish he was alive again.

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The first thing SulfurDragon does is find you, angelfire12343, and rip out your still-breathing lungs and eats them. right in front of your painfully failing body...

I wish my post wasn't so disturbing. 0_0

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Wish granted, but I laugh because It didn't disturb me anyway.

I wish I was the Sulfer Dragon.

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too bad lol

i wish for no more wishes

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Well, I'd do that, but the next person is going to make a wish anyway. *sigh*

I'm sorry I'm gonna do this to ya, but what else can I do?

I wish that I could right song of ulitimiat |*\/\/|\|/-\G3.

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Your wish is granted but I dont speak your language.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

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Wish granted but now your hands hurts

I wish I could play pool better

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Wish granted but now there are no pool tables anyway

I wish I wasn't skipping school

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Wish granted, but you get expelled anyway.

I wish I wasn't sneaking on the computer during school.

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Wish granted, but tommorrow FFR will be blocked.

I wish my phone had a longer battery life.

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It does, but you accidently drop it in your sink while brushing your teeth and kill is.

I wish I could write a song that everyone loved (my previous wish, only grammatically correct =P).

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wish granted, but you die and forgot to record it so its never heard of again.

I wish I could breathe underwater

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Wish granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I could AAA Flight of the Bumblebee.

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Wish granted but your banend for cheating.

I wish I could eat chocolate every day.

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You're obese.

I wish that everyone loved math.

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Granted, but noone understands it even though they love it.

I wish I had my 500th post so I could be a senior member.

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You get to 500 posts, but then are banned for postwhoring

I wish i could play spread as good as index.

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Your wish is granted but your index finger falls off.

I wish I won my Law class lawsuit.

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Wish granted, but it will get you no where in life.

I wish every one knew that i don't care what any one else thinks of everything.

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wish granted but then no one cares about wat u think.

i wish for a fire breathing dragon dats turns into bradd pit and become my slave of love. :)

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Granted, but it scares the willieys out of you and unwittingly becomes a demon of fear by following you around all the time, talking about mind-numbly disturbing things.

I wish that no one made sexual jokes on this board.

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Wish granted, but sucks for you cuz heres one.
I wish the word *ball* wouldn't be chuckled at when some one speaks.

( ps, i wish the above person wouldn't be on top of the last 3 threads i've posted in)

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lol you said ball
wish granted but i did it any ways cuz I'm not god and i cant grant wishes...duh
i can make 'em though

i wish i was god

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You are, but so are seventeen otehr people and you don't feel special.

I wish I didn't have homework.

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wish granteed but you have more classs work

i wish i was the ponder-matic

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Wish granted, but poptarts are better.
I wish toaster struddles owned poptarts

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ooooooh its on now

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...

Um...

I corrupt your wish?

Yeah. I'll do that.

*ahem*
I corrupt your wish!

I wish that I got a 102% on the speech I gave today.

(EDIT: @ PopTart: I'm flattered. :D)

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Wish granted, but it doesn't exist therefore you fail.
I wish more people were talking with us :(

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Yes, but then we wouldn't get to know each other. :(

I wish I could pass all "For Guru's Only" songs.

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wish granted but you had mash the arrow keys, and your scores sucked.

I wish ruled the world.

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wish granted but you get assassinated

i wish scoper would edit that before i go ape sh!t

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Wish granted poptart, but no one cared any ways
I wish u wouldn't post b4 i get my comment out

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wish granted but i will still do it on acedent

i wish i wish i was a fish

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Well, I haven't yet, have I? *getsd angry and shoots scoper49*

I wish that you'd post on The Mosh Pit Game.

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Wish granted but i dont know what that is.
I wish this wish that i wish would not get corupted and over wished by the next wisher

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ok i dont corrupt it , but i wish the next person dose.

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I wish that I could pad level 11 songs.

EDIT: I corrupet it by not corrupting it! Ha!

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wish granted, but you'll break your ankle trying
I wish anime was like real life

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Wish granted, but then it's boring. (At least it's not inane...)

I wish that rock music faded out of popularity, techno became immensly popular, it stayed that way forever, and I become a huge star for my techno skillz.

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Wish granted, but hologram xbox900s with imax size tv's are better.
I wish people would reconsider corrupting other peoples dreams

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wish granted, but then you get confused to whats real and not real.

I wish my telephone would ring.

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It's the FBI, arresting you for haXoring FFR.

I wish that I was doing my homework.

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Wish granted but its not collected
I wish i could play FFR at school ( finally got blocked )

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You can. Well, you could, except that it lags horribly on your computers.

I wish I dind't have homework.

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Wish granted, but now school last three more hours.

I wish I wasn't a picky eater.

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Wish granted, but you've gained 300 lbs. and you're significant other has left you because of it.

I wish I had a left foot.