Re: wish corruptor
 

Now I am, but I am not actually very fat, and I look okay. People think I look cute like this. And I am not a traditional whore, but rather, a videogame whore, someone who loves videogames.

I wish your head would explode.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but my fairy puts it back together

I wish we would stop attacking each other with these wishes

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted but you haven't read my wish yet.

I wish people would stop wishing for our wishing to not wish a wish that wishes attacking.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but I do it anyway

I wish we would stop attacking each other with these wishes

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted.

I wish you'd stop wishing that wishes were not wished about wishing that wishes would be wished for wishing purposes

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but I still do it anyway

I wish a wish that wishes we wish a wish to wish a wish that wishes a wish to wish a wish that doesn't wish a wish that we don't want to wish a wish that wishes we don't want to but we do anyway wish that our wishes to wish for a nice wish would come true like a wish to wish away a wish should.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted but no one can understand what you're saying.

I wish that my wishes were wished wishfully so the wishes we wished were wished with wishes that the wisher was wishfully wishing for because the wishes were supposed to be wished.

Re: wish corruptor
 

"Wish granted but no one can understand what you're saying."

I wish people knew what this means..

I wish a wish that wishes we wish a wish to wish a wish that wishes a wish to wish a wish that doesn't wish a wish that we don't want to wish a wish that wishes we don't want to but we do anyway wish that our wishes to wish for a nice wish would come true like a wish to wish away a wish should.

Re: wish corruptor
 

wish granted but now YOU dont know wat it means!

i wish i could understand spanish...

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish not granted, since I already do. XP

I wish that there was something interesting on TV right now...

Re: wish corruptor
 

wish granted but it is fat pole dancing women...

i wish i was a dog...

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now you like to sniff other guy's butts

I wish I was a cat

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now you are, but you start licking yourself down there a lot.

I wish I got better grades in school.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now you go to Harvard and no one likes you anymore...

I wish I got better grades

Re: wish corruptor
 

wish granted ur grades rised form a f to a d

I wish i wasnt bored

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now you have nothing to do, making you bored again.

I wish I could wish upon a star

Re: wish corruptor
 

(already am a hippie)

Wish granted but the star is Tom cruise

I wish the next poster would use all of the smilies in their post

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted...

8-) :-D :) :roll: :???: :( :mrgreen: :twisted: :neutral: :evil: :-| :shock: :cry: :mad: :| :-o :oops: :arrow: :razz: :idea: :sad: :-P :-( :?: :p :-x :smile: :!: ;) :D ;-) :grin: :lol: :o :wink: :cool: :rolleyes: :eek:

I wish the next post didn't exist

Re: wish corruptor
 

Re: wish corruptor
 

Heh...

I wish the next post did exist but was meaningless

Re: wish corruptor
 

Who you gonna call?GHOST BUSTERS!!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I wish lashfewocir;jc;sdrhviou;

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted but ads,..,.x,mdr,k,r lerdxl;x,.jhnsxl,p;df

I wish that i had a soft taco right now.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but it's from Taco Town

I wish my name was George

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted but it's spelled Jeorge

I wish someone would quote me.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted...

I wish someone would post once in awhile besides Hep

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now it's George, but your last name is Fartbutt. Your wishing fairy says that you can no longer make any wishes changing your name or granting you the rights to legally change your name, and you still don't have the right to legally change your name.

I wish life gave me lemons.

EDIT: Double ninja'd (Because I was watching taco town)

Re: wish corruptor
 

Lol, isn't Taco Town great?

Granted, but you make beef stew

I wish I was pitiful

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now you are, but you start slitting your wrists and everybody just kicks you instead, including the goths, because goths are tired of having their image ruined by the emos.

I wish the emo kids all shot themselves in the heads.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted but now your avatar has bullet mark you didn't include

I wish people would tell me why they're emo.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but they speak so emo...y that it scares you, deafining you for life. Ewww, emo-speak. Worse than 1337.

I wish people would stop speaking 1337.

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted. but now joo do it 2

i wish for a ****

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but **** **** ****in **** man, wtf?

I wish Blink 182 was still cool

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted. but they get assinated by sum 41

i wish my word which was (ock didint get blocked

Re: wish corruptor
 

wish granted but synthlight dosent like it when u say that and bans u

i wish i wasnt soo cool....

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now you aren't, but you are now burning hot! And you catch fire and die! Also, you made global warming worse, so your next life is killed by me because my ragweed allergies got worse.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything at all.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but now everything is allergic to you.

I wish I didn't have this crappy headache.

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted, now everything else hurts

i wish i could use myspace at school

Re: wish corruptor
 

Denied. Do you know how hard it is to persuade a school board?

I wish M-C-K was a higher lvl in MapleStory

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted. i now have my 4th job and can kill you,yakuzas,and barlog in one hit

i wish i really was on my 4th job and not my 2nd

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now you are, but you get banned from MapleStory for cheating due to a sudden, uncalled for stat raise detected by the game's system.

I wish Neopets wasn't so ban-happy.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted but now neopets is gayer than ever.

I wish for nice weather on Sunday, Monday, And Tuesday.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but that was last week.

I wish my mom's name was Judy

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted, but her last name sounds horrible after Judy.

I wish I had more posts.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted but your posts become horrible and you are banned.

I wish I had a orange and white polka-dotted pony

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted,it eats u and u blow up

i wish i knew what 133t meant

Re: wish corruptor
 

Now you do, but you start using the word a lot, and along with people yelling at you to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPELL 'YOU' CORRECTLY, you begin to think you know everything about computers and shoot yourself when you find that you failed a computer programming exam completely.

(l33t, is an incomplete form of 1337, which is an alternate way of spelling leet. Leet comes from the word elite.)

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish.

Re: wish corruptor
 

You do, but then that's corrupted.

I wish that you would wish that my wish would be corrupted so that you could corrupt my wish but have the corruption of my wish make my wish good because you'd be corrupting a corrupt wish.

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted. but corrupt is peaceful so you become illrelevent(can spell that word)

i wish i could spell that word

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a nerd.

I wish I this thread would stop.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but then a new one is created.

I wish currupting wishes would only be wished for by wishes that wish the wishing away of strange wishes.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but you try realizing what your wish really just did and your head instantly explodes.

I wish I had some cheese.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but it was made in Algeria

I wish I could wish upon a star

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted,but it falls down on your head

i wish my computer was fast enough to play mapleglobal(im in mapleSEA)

Re: wish corruptor
 

Too bad

I wish your name was Georgette

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now your name is Eugene.

I wish I had a DDR machine.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Your wish is granted, but not here.

Re: wish corruptor
 

....what? o.O That almost made sense. And post a wish if you're going to reply. If you wanted the thread to die then just ignore it next time.

Re: wish corruptor
 

WIsh granted, but the thread did not die.

I wish I got more people to give me credits for my token link =)

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted, then u get banned.

i wish i knew why ppl want this thread to die

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but the truth kills you.

I wish this thread lives on forever.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted.

I wish Henry was a woman's name

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now Jim is a womans name.

I wish I would understand how Mao really worked.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but Mao stands for Mothers And Ovaries

I wish I knew what READFAG stands for

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but you are now illiterate so READFAG means nothing to you.

I wish I had better songs on my computer.


Btw, Hi Synth.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
darklordsarumon9, AnotherUnique

Re: wish corruptor
 

Yes

Cheers,

Matrixdude


Granted, but now better means Liza Minnelli

I wish for world peace

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish Granted, but you turn into that guy from School of Rock.

I wish my sister would leave me the **** alone.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now your brother is bugging you.

I wish Yu-Gi-Oh was gay, oh wait, it already is!

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted...but, now, its bi?

I wish TMNT wouldn't suck...but we all know it will and all the little 13 year olds who were 1 when the real TMND craze happened are going to be like, "TMNT ZOMG TEH PWNS!!!"

Yeah my real wish is for them to DIE.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but they turn into zombies and won't shut up about TMNT.

I wish there weren't so many idiots on the road.

Re: wish corruptor
 

^^ You got ninja'd

Granted, but you are one

I wish I had a car

Re: wish corruptor
 

I got ninja'd =)

Wish granted, but it doesnt work.

I wish 300 worked on my TV

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now all the CG parts are 8-bit.

I wish 2Moons OB would come out sooner.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Best I have heard in a long time =) Kudos.

Wish granted, but your eyes fall out.

I wish my friend would get here quicker with the food.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but the food is burnt.

I wish I had some chicken.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but its chewy chicken.

I wish I AAA'd Thinking Different...damn 5 goods...

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now you don't get Perfects anymore for any other song.

I wish my roommate's cat wasn't so loud.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but now the cat becomes a dog and it bites your leg, giving you rabies.

I wish...WoW was free.

Stupid parents won't flip my bill lol.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted, but now it sucks.


I wish I was perfect.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Wish granted but everybody is jelous now and tries to assasinate you.

I wish I could AAA every song on FFR.

Re: wish corruptor
 

Granted, but now everyone can do it and a AAA isn't so special anymore.

I wish FFR wouldn't randomly load songs off-sync.