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Wish granted but you have no right foot.

I wish to live here and there and everywhere.

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wish grant but u live end up living in limbo

i wish this snow day would last for onver a week.

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Wish granted, but everyone freezes to death. Bllllaarg! I know lame...

I wish the next person would wish something for me.

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I wish that you die a horrible, painful, flaming death within the next 24 hours, right after you've been permabanned from all the websites you've ever been on, SulfurDragon!

How's that for a wish? ;)

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wish granted but instead it all happen to u thepondermatic. lol

i wish tom from myspace would be my dad ;)

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Your dad gets really mad when he finds out who you are and grounds you 4 EVAH

I wish my MP level reflected my skills :p

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ur adopted and ur parents dont love u wish granted he is urs

I WISH I COULD STOP CUTTING MYSELF!

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No wish granted here.
Keep doing it emo kid.

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Where's your wish?

I wish the last guy made a wish.

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He did. He wished that some poor soul would continue to abuse itself. :( He has no soul himself, it appears *ducks brick*.

I wish that I could pass level 11 songs on pad.

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wish granted but now u cant pass lvl 1 songs.

i wish for someone to give me a gud wish.

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wish granted, but you cant spell now =)

I wish my face didn't hurt.

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wish granted now ur stomach hurts

i wish for a black belt in ji jitsu.

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Wish granted, but im still a black belt in Karate and could omgwtfpwn you. If I HAD to....

I wish I would level up faster.

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wish granted, you beat lvl 16 n00bs.

I wish for a hot girlfriend that doesnt nag.

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Wish granted, but you find out she is your long lost sister :( :o

I wish for a dish of fish. (lol, rhyming)

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Wish granted but you get food poisoning

I wish my room wasn't a mess

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The rest of your house is. And so is your life. And the state of the country. And the situation in Iraq. And the United Nations.

I wish that I had made my 1,337th post on the SM boards today (I only have 2 posts left to go).

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wish granted but sm boards get wiped clean so ur back at 0. :(

i wish for another snow day.

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Wish granted but makeup means double and up homework.
I wish my avi wouldn't have gotten deleted :o

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wish granted but ur account gets deleted

i wish for the bears to win the superbowl

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but the bears will suck! i wish that the mizz do not suck in wwe.

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wish granted but now wwe sucks. (which is true i might add)

i wish for another 3 day weekend.

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your wish is granted but you have to stay with a creepy relative that wants to bug you and stuff the whole time

i wish i was a man

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I wish for no war.

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Wish has been granted, but people are fighting because they want wars.

I wish this thread becomes dead.

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wish granted but then i revive it...yay me!

i wish this thread lives to the next ice age. :)

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Wish granted, but there's not going to be another ice age thanks to global-warming.

I wish i could find a cool FFR related avatar

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You do... but by then, FFR has been "aquirred" by Kanomi a la ITG.

I wish that it wans't so late.

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Wish granted but then it's so early you want to go sleep but then you realize your alseep in the bed that has rats and **** in it..

I wish my name wasn't pikachu.

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wish granted, but it ends up being BarneyTheDinosaur instead.

I wish I got more then 3 hours of sleep last night.

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Your alarm clock doesn't go off. 3 more hours of sleep!

I wish that my homework was done. I have to get everything doe before I have their classes today. :o

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Wish granted but your dog ate it.

I wish i wasn't sick

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Granted. You die 5 seconds after being cured for absoultely no reason at all.

I wish I could get enough sleep.

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Wish granted, but your house burns down, because in order to get enough sleep you have to sleep while cooking at your stove.

I wish I didn't feel like ****.

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Wish granted, but now you feel like crap instead!

I wish i answered silver metallics wish, by saying "wish granted but you stay asleep for the rest of your life"

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Wish granted, but Silver Metallic ends up wishing for something else, and your answer doesn't make sense so everyone laughs at you until...

I wish for a greener lawn.

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Wish granted, but you have to move to where ''the grass is always greener on the other side"

I wish scottish dies on hurt/heal

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wish granted but you die before everyone else.
I wish my girlfriend was at my house.

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Wish granted, but she ends up dying, and you get found guilty for her murder. PWND!

I wish I could understand Japanese.

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Wish granted, you've successfully learned japanese, but that doesn't matter because Korea killed them all.

I wish 1+1 equaled 500

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ur wish is granted 1+1 = 500 but now u weigh close to infinity
if u dont get that ur stupid

i wish everyone was smart

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wish granted, but to do that we had to change the definition of smart.

I wish i could teleport to any place I wanted.

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Your wish is granted but you don't want to be transported anywhere so it's useless.

I wish my avatar would go on weight watchers.

(btw great one suji!)

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I'm not corrupting, because I would love that.

I wish someone else would corrupt jugglinguy's wish.

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Thanks

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Scottish, a wish?

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Erm, no wish ftw.
I wish people would post their wishes >.<

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Wish granted, but my wish is a horrible nightmare.

I wish I could dream about kittens!

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Woohooooo for kittens!!!!!
I wish kittens wouldn't get fat and old

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Wish granted, but now kittens are not real.
I wish my chin didnt itch.

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wish granted, but now you have pubic lice.

I wish FFR didnt exist :o!

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Wish granted. It only didn't exist for a split second and then synthlight magically brings it back into existence.

I wish Cartman and cheesy poofs existed.

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Wish granted, but he ate all your food.
I wish keyboards worked by thought

Re: wish corruptor
 

wish granted, but you we all lose our minds.

I wish I had the best pie I ever had today.

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Wish granted, but you will spend the rest of your life finding something better.
I wish for a wish.

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wish granted but you didnt wish for anything so nothing happened

i wish it would snow more outside

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Wish granted, but you'll lose your hands.
I wish the snow would melt! (aprox 50 days with snow on the ground)

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Wish granted, but the only thing that can melt the snow is body heat.

I wish we had some snow!

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Your requested snow covers the ground. And your house. And the city. It snowed 100 feet.

I wish that I had π memorized to 1,000,000 places.

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wish granted only now a meteor falls on ur house while ur masturbating to pi

i wish i had my bf with me

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Wish granted, but he's with you anyways (just underground, that's all).

I wish i had a fatter kid on my avatar.

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Wish granted, but he's to fat to even fit on your avatar.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

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Wish granted but you go blind in those eyes.

I wish for spaces to be in ffrrocks name

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They always get stung when you take a shower and that makes you sad.

I wish that I could open up the M&M container a friend gave me at school today. (No, I'm not pathetic. The thing really is just that rediculous to oper.)

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Wish granted, but it's actually filled with rocks.

I wish I had a grilled cheese. :)

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Wish granted but it's medium-rare.

I wish i had a milkshake.

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EDIT: Y U Ninja me?

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What? I'm guessing "I wish I had a milkshake" was the last wish. Soooo...

Wish granted, but it melts before you get to eat it.

I wish I had a cooking show.

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On the first show, you accidenlty leave the gas stove on too long and blow up the studio. There are no more shows. There isn't even that much, medically speaking, left of you.

I wish that I was a super-popular techno artist.

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Granted, but you get sued for $99999999999999999 for cheating at becoming a super-popular techno artist.

I wish I could make a copy of myself, to do stuff for me, and that I could get rid of and recreate more of anytime I wanted.

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You can but that's just messed up. Everyone else in the world is wierded out by your habits. 0_0

That really is kinda wierd. :P

I wish that that wasn't so wierd.

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Wish granted but it will most likely not be edited.
I wish I wasn't tired at only 11pm

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Wish granted.

You're asleep at 11 pm.

I wish I was asleep (I have to get up at 7 tommorow :().

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Wish granted, but forums are addicting
I wish Ai Yori Aoshi didn't stop at 36 episodes :(

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Granted, but the rest of the episodes turn are pokemon, just with Ai Yori Aoshi as the title.

I wish I were the best player at FFR, and the best poster in the FFR forums, too.

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EDIT: Ninja'd :(

That's all you do. You have no other life whatsoever.

I wish that there were hundreds of token already.

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Wish granted, but your posts aren't seen by any one else
I wish doug would not mention pokemon ever again

(fyi, @ doug.) I really hate u ponder. just one more you stole from me. oh well. off to find food and then sleep.

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Granted, but then everyone else on the site only mentions pokemon.

I wish I knew everything.

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:o

Just for that, you're wish isn't granted! He only doesn't mention Pokemon is this very moment!

I wish Scoper didn't hate me. :(

EDIT: Ninja'd again! I don't really care, though... :P In response to Doug31's wish:

You only know everything because you've died and gone to Heaven.