wepons of the futur

[nforcer06164]

I was cleaning my closet today and I came across this epic picture. I don't remember where it came from or how I got it, but it is absolutely amazing. Enjoy.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8361/futurweponsel9.jpg

[vashthestampede0987]

What?

[TS_SonicMaster]

Oh.

[Wilkin]

the flams go 20 feet

[CypherToorima]

The sound kills you.
ps new wallpaper for cypher.

[KgZ]

nails will make gase

[tsugomaru]

Your r's, t's, and probably y's look the same.

~Tsugomaru

[MeaCulpa]

The assid! It burns!

You're awesome, dude.

[Tokzic]

ASSID GUN

me 1st thore: copper, meter!

also it has two triggers because it's hArDcOrE

besides that i think we need more info on that refleck laser gun

[CypherToorima]

but what does the refleck laser gun do?

[nforcer06164]

It obviously refleckses (sp?) lasers. No explanation necessary.

I want to meet the person who drew this and shake his/her hand.

[Tokzic]

hey wait a minute

is that a tokzic nail gun

?!

[itmorr]

Cool we have weapons now!

[nforcer06164]

Hey, maybe we can use them against tokentards! The assid gun is so mine.

[darklordsarumon9]

May I have the wepon btaket?

[All_That_Chaz]

ph33r teh assid!!!

[Wilkin]

the flams go 20 feet

[GuidoHunter]

The person who drew this was a goddamn awful speller. I could do better than that when I was three.

P.S. dibs on the lecterisity gun.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[dore]

The wepon breaker seems like it would be the most useful. Your refleckr laser gun < my wepon breaker

[Tokzic]

someone has obviously given me the tokzic nail gun

it would not be right for anyone but tokzic to wield the tokzic nail gun

[dead_juggalo]

This drawing changed my life.

[Squeek]

The person who drew this was a goddamn awful speller. I could do better than that when I was three.

Yeah seriously. Atrocious beyond all comprehension.

It's a good thing the lecterisity gun go to 20 feet

[wickedawesomeful]

needs moar numchuk guns

[TS_SonicMaster]

It makes the wepon freez or brake. Wepon braker ftw.

[Vivi57]

Free assid gun with every purchase!

[wickedawesomeful]

The sound gun is the best.

[Chrissi]

What the hell is a flam?

[Wilkin]

The freez gun is with a backward z, though. Gotta find a character for that.

[Vivi57]

flam1 /flæm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[flam] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, flammed, flam·ming. Informal.
–noun
1. a deception or trick.
2. a falsehood; lie.
–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
3. to deceive; delude; cheat.

Watch out, the lies will smite you.

[Wilkin]

Percussion.

[DarkProdigy]

my sleeping gas gun makes yore wepons unuseabull cause yore asleep

[tsugomaru]

assid

~Tsugomaru

[Neonatrias]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3892/flamsyu3.jpg

[ItsWhatsForDinner]

Flams.

20 foot long BBQ Anyone?

i call lecterisity gun. it go to 20 feet.

[סּ_סּ]

Haha oh god that made me lol hard. So cute.

Surely every child has thought of these type of rediculous weapons and drew them out.

[SethSquall]

hahahah.

Oh so sound was killing people. No wonder we couldn't see it.


I wonder how sound could kill people. That be an awesome power.

[FishFishRevolution]

THIS SUMMER




The sound...




kills you

[jchinzilla]

makes you goto sleepi

[nforcer06164]

poster

EPIC WIN.

[darklordsarumon9]

Image


1000% YES.

[kaoskastle]

Haha oh god that made me lol hard. So cute.

Surely every child has thought of these type of rediculous weapons and drew them out.

Maybe.

Okay, yes. I was bored.

Dibs on the Topsik Nail Gun (nails come out!).

[darklordsarumon9]

Dibs on the Topsik Nail Gun (nails come out!).

someone has obviously given me the tokzic nail gun

it would not be right for anyone but tokzic to wield the tokzic nail gun

Tokzic nail gun ftw.

[kaoskastle]

Tokzic nail gun ftw.

Ah, but it's spelled "Topsik" in the image. A "Tokzic" nail gun is all a figment of your imagination.

[Pumble]

now all you need to do is combine some of them

i mean how awesome would it be to shoot nails that make gase as the sound kills you

[FishFishRevolution]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3595/painerayvt7.jpg

ps it's a real weapon the government is perfecting right now =(

[Pumble]

yeah well the government still can't kill you with sound now can they

in conclusion little kids are geniuses

[FishFishRevolution]

kids should run wars

[lXD]

you must have been really young haha

[GuidoHunter]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3595/painerayvt7.jpg

ps it's a real weapon the government is perfecting right now =(

And testing it on reporters (http://www.engadget.com/2007/04/02/air-force-turns-pain-gun-on-ap-reporter/).

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Pumble]

kids should run wars

they'd probably get bored after five minutes and spend the rest of the day throwing sand at each other

[nforcer06164]

you must have been really young haha

I thought I pointed out that I didn't do this. Nobody in my household did, I know that. But as to where it really came from... it's a mystery.

[darklordsarumon9]

But as to where it really came from... it's a mystery.

Mark on a drug trip?

[nforcer06164]

Mark on a drug trip?

I'm not ruling anything out right now.

[jewpinthethird]

kids should run wars

Soldier: "Captain Booger, Sir, I need your command."

Captain Booger (age 5): "Make poop missiles!"

Soldier: "Genius...demoralizing the enemy by bombing them with poop....ungodly amounts of poop. We could make it a nationwide effort, "Save your poop!" We could call it feces for freedom."

[Neonatrias]

it's a mystery.

¯\(o_°)/¯

[180digi]

..it's a Mr. E

ya

[Verruckter]

Soldier: "Captain Booger, Sir, I need your command."

Captain Booger (age 5): "Make poop missiles!"

Soldier: "Genius...demoralizing the enemy by bombing them with poop....ungodly amounts of poop. We could make it a nationwide effort, "Save your poop!" We could call it feces for freedom."

That would make ze goggles uneffective.

[dAnceguy117]

go to 20 feet

do not pass go

do not collect $200

[MeaCulpa]

+10 awesomeness for being stickied.

[Risking]

i sleepi

[nforcer06164]

Whoever stickied this thread: I love you.

[The_Q]

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

Q

[shazam_2011]

Can you honestly say that the flams really go 20 feet?

[nforcer06164]

20 feet has been calculated down to the very last inch. The flams always go 20 feet.

[darklordsarumon9]

Looking at the assid gun.... "melst those coppers metels?"

Melts the Cop's metals?

[shazam_2011]

Welcome to the future. The year, 2107. Upon exiting the cryogenic facility, please take your flam glove and refleck laser gun.

[darklordsarumon9]

QUICK!

Assid gun vs Flam glove.

[falcondude]

Aww, the pic is gone. :( I can't see this flam shooting gun along with all the other badly drawn and speeled guns.

[nforcer06164]

What are you talking about? It's there... maybe somebody is hotlinking it... >_>

[falcondude]

Well, it's not there for me. I just checked your post, though, and the link is there. :)

EDIT: I see teh pic on this topic now. We shall smite Chit-Chat goers if they dare attack TGB!

[Nick_S_199]

Soldier: "Captain Booger, Sir, I need your command."

Captain Booger (age 5): "Make poop missiles!"

Soldier: "Genius...demoralizing the enemy by bombing them with poop....ungodly amounts of poop. We could make it a nationwide effort, "Save your poop!" We could call it feces for freedom."

You are god + Jesus...so that = Super Omega Mecha Jesod... SO SIGG'IED

[Linkisdoomed]

It dangrus to go alon. take this.

[nforcer06164]

Man, all I ever would've needed in TLoZ would be realized in a flam glove.

[Ihaveawii]

Heck yes assid gun in Zelda= total pwnage

[darklordsarumon9]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b214/darklordsarumon9/Flams.jpg

[pntballa18]

Your panda does not want to play with me.

[Ihaveawii]

Your panda does not want to play with me It's supposed to take you to another site then you can.