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evilbutterfly
01-20-2007, 04:44 AM
I know it seems like a weird question, but I've recently found out that (for girls) if you wipe your ass from back to front that you're more likely to get vaginal infections and such (for obvious reasons). My immediate response was "well psh, who wipes that way!?" but now I see that apparently some people do.

So I got to thinking, which way is more common? I mean, I've always done front to back. I thought everybody did. XD

Tasselfoot
01-20-2007, 05:27 AM
back to front.

GuidoHunter
01-20-2007, 05:33 AM
Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Varia
01-20-2007, 05:48 AM
Both ways. Gets the job done better than just one.

-Fallen-
01-20-2007, 06:47 AM
Both ways. Gets the job done better than just one.

quote

MixMasterLar
01-20-2007, 12:28 PM
Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers...

Tasselfoot
01-20-2007, 04:16 PM
if it is really messy, i'll do a bit of front to back... but i get a more powerful wipe when going back to front. *shrugs*

shrimpy
01-20-2007, 04:18 PM
Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com
Uhhh how would you know?

Windscarredfaith
01-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Front to back.

SulferDragon
01-20-2007, 04:20 PM
Oh my God, I can't believe there are threads on stuff like this...

I do both ways. It works better.

lord_carbo
01-20-2007, 04:33 PM
When it's really messy, both ways, but naturally I go front to back.

BLAZZE-
01-20-2007, 04:34 PM
Side to side.

Cj_leonine
01-20-2007, 04:44 PM
Both ways, then I wipe in to out? Seriously, no joke.

And I usually use baby wipes.

SethSquall
01-20-2007, 04:59 PM
I don't wipe.













Jeewwwwpin.

SulferDragon
01-20-2007, 05:44 PM
Both ways, then I wipe in to out? Seriously, no joke.

And I usually use baby wipes.I don't wipe.


Wow, I am loving the forums on this website.

Props to the thread starter.

Reach
01-20-2007, 10:32 PM
Gotta get a little circular motion going on there

nestlekwik
01-20-2007, 10:36 PM
Being a brown rabbit that promotes chocolate milk, I tend to just wipe using any grass I find near me.

Ihatetoruinyourfunbutihav
01-20-2007, 10:37 PM
I wipe both ways when it's messy and front to back when not messy.

meno_rocks123
01-20-2007, 10:39 PM
front to back.

Doug31
01-20-2007, 10:57 PM
Both ways. I find the the most effective way of completing the task using as few squares as possible.

Mirror_rorriM
01-20-2007, 11:01 PM
♪ When your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone be a man, use your hand! ♪

SulferDragon
01-20-2007, 11:06 PM
♪ When your sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone be a man, use your hand! ♪
Thank you, you just gave me a quote for my sig.

xObserveRx
01-20-2007, 11:25 PM
Front to back for sure. Why you could ever think of moving.... that stuff toward your genitalia is beyond me.

Also, I'm a huge supporter of the stand-up wipe. It's just a little extra insurance and always prevents those unbelievably annoying cases of jungle-bum in the summer. (I'm hoping only guys experience this.)

Mirror_rorriM
01-20-2007, 11:47 PM
Thank you, you just gave me a quote for my sig.

:-D :-D :-D

stretchypanda
01-20-2007, 11:58 PM
First the butt, then the vag.

Different sheets of tp, go from the inside out.

These are the burning discussions we have here.

Rebirth0
01-21-2007, 12:06 AM
Front to back.

It would be less painful for my asspubes if I went back to front but that's not going to happen.

darkphoenix117
01-21-2007, 12:09 AM
Front to Back, but both ways if it's really messy.

Mirror_rorriM
01-21-2007, 12:14 AM
What do you guys mean by really messy? Like when you have a bean burrito for lunch or when you get food poisoning?

Psycho45
01-21-2007, 02:52 PM
Ummmmmmmm...

OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't

Afrobean
01-21-2007, 03:24 PM
For you guys saying "why would you push it towards your genitalia?":

:|

If you're not completely retarded, you can easily clean yourself without pushing feces up onto your balls. Ladies have more reason to be cautious, but honestly, if I was a girl, I'd probably do it back to front anyway and just be damn careful.

oh ps 3 seashells

Pichu_XP
01-21-2007, 04:02 PM
Ummmmmmmm...

OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't
I'm starting to wonder if you're old enough to be here.

Grandiagod
01-21-2007, 04:05 PM
In the Koran, anal cleaning should never involve less than three stones.

SethSquall
01-21-2007, 04:07 PM
oh ps 3 seashells

So much for the three seashells.

Edit: Yes I'm going to say that everytime you mention it.

djshox
01-21-2007, 04:18 PM
I'm away from the forums for awhile and the first thing I notice in Chit-Chat is this?

Same old.

X_Minex_A_Loss_Of_Words_X
01-21-2007, 05:05 PM
omg rofl wtf kinda thread is this xD

gamefreak257
01-21-2007, 05:06 PM
y WOULD u push it up to ur crotch? It might even make it worse.

dancingmaniac3
01-21-2007, 06:58 PM
I've come to realize that doing it back to front doesn't necessarily clean properly. You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls, which if left untreated becomes crusty and an itch you can't scratch in public while sitting in your school desk doing a side-side "i'm readjusting my position" dance.

snickolas
01-21-2007, 07:15 PM
Both ways, no matter what

GuidoHunter
01-21-2007, 07:42 PM
I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Maid
01-21-2007, 07:53 PM
I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

evilbutterfly
01-22-2007, 02:39 AM
I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

For whatever reason, doing it one way won't get everything (I guess some just gets smoothed down). If you check the paper after wiping until it all seems gone (another thing I wonder if other people do) and then do it the other way, you'll be surprised to find that you didn't get everything. I heard some comedian talk about doing that to get rid of skidmarks or something, and I thought they were just joking but I tried it and it's true. o_O

I'm away from the forums for awhile and the first thing I notice in Chit-Chat is this?

Same old.

I have a history of making weird polls in Chit-Chat for things I'm curious about. :|

I also think I have a habit of forgetting about them and bumping them when they're almost off page 1. =\

Chromer
01-22-2007, 08:17 PM
God, front to back forever and always. The thought of wiping back to front just seem inhuman. Also, I too support the stand-up wipe. Wiping while still sitting down is just.....weird. -_-

Devilution
01-22-2007, 08:55 PM
I Wipe Wit My H4nd

Devilution
01-22-2007, 08:56 PM
i use my finger and pick it but sometime i pull hair an it hurt :(

xObserveRx
01-23-2007, 01:03 AM
I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

So basically you don't wipe? That's not right...

and on that note, I remember a kid from grade school telling me he never wiped, ever. He would simply wait until right before a shower to ****, then he'd hop in the shower and simply "wash" his ass out.

I'd hate to take a shower after him... :/

richyrich55
01-23-2007, 01:06 AM
Omfg! This is almost the exact same thread I saw on another forum!

I wipe both ways because it gets things cleaner.

DHS1
01-23-2007, 08:58 AM
You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls

I believe that's called your gooch or abc (ass ball connection).

God, front to back forever and always. The thought of wiping back to front just seem inhuman. Also, I too support the stand-up wipe. Wiping while still sitting down is just.....weird. -_-

LMAO wow... I never knew people stand up to wipe.. When you sit down, you can lean over to open your cheeks more for a more thorough wipe. When you stand, aren't your cheeks pinched together? Or are you standing and bending at the same time?

Also, does anyone here shave their ass hair? If so, does someone help you in the process? Because it seems impossible o_o;

front to back no matter what.

madmatt621
01-23-2007, 05:15 PM
Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers...If I had a nickle for everytime I see that post.

kentbball
01-23-2007, 07:07 PM
I lean to one side and wipe. Too lazy to get up.

Front to back btw if I haven't already posted.

the_unda_doggz
01-23-2007, 07:34 PM
Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido



Girls can't wipe from back to front, they will get sh!t in their
vaginas.

(I wipe both ways, I make sure I don't have anything left in there)

Also, if you spread your cheeks before you sit, you will only get a little bit
of poop on your butthole, making it easier to wipe and having less poop to wipe. :)

Chrissi
01-23-2007, 09:02 PM
Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

You dork. Women HAVE to wipe front to back or they get infections. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

Think about it, if you have a big gaping maw between your legs, would you want to bring **** closer to it than it already is?

Really, honestly, you are a huge dork. That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. THINK ABOUT IT. HONESTLY. VAGINA.

IAAW
01-23-2007, 09:24 PM
I wipe my ass diagonally. Yes, my ass is that special.