Women (NWS discussion)

[Chrissi]

I just discovered O.B. tampons. I learned the evils of applicators! No longer will I suffer with cramps from an applicator. With my finger I can actually control where the damn thing goes and get it in the perfect position every time.

I feel so happy!

I've tried so many different tampons in the past and always got cramps using them. I thought all tampons used applicators so I didn't even think about it. I figured hey, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

Then I saw the O.B. tampons. They came in a TINY box which housed 40 of them for barely any less cost than the fancy ones that only come 18 per box and the box is hueg like xbox.

I wondered "wtf? How can they fit 40 in there? They'd have to be the size of a bullet." And they are. Because there is no applicator. You put it up there yourself. It gives you so much power! It says, look, I'm not afraid of my vagina. I can insert a tampon. I don't need a plastic or cardboard tube to distance myself from my genitals. I know how to wash my hands when they get blood on them. And most importantly, I know my insides, and I know where to put the tampon, and with my finger, I can control where it goes!

This is a total revolution for me.

Tampon cramps are a thing of the past. I'm a new woman!!

They really need to tell high school girls about these things. High school girls are always wondering how to hide their tampons when they go to the washroom. It's like, obvious if you bring your backpack, and sometimes your pockets are not big enough, and what about skirts? Oh the problems.... but not with OB, these things are so ****ing tiny you could stuff it in your bra even if you've got no boobs nobody could see.

Discuss.

[MiniNeo]

what a pussy

[blitzmage]

ya woman all they do is bitch an moan

[qualy]

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[Jamaican Jew]

ya woman all they do is bitch an moan
Inside the Rolling Stone.

[stretchypanda]

Wow, Chrissi, I'm really sorry no one has opened your eyes to the wonder that is O.B. before now. =(

[JurseyRider734]

My mom uses them rofl


I carry a purse. So do most girls in my school.

[Tibs]

I have no idea why but I thought jurs was afrobean for a moment just then.

[stretchypanda]

My mom uses them rofl


I carry a purse. So do most girls in my school.

Yeah, and then when you ask to go to the bathroom and take your purse it's ridiculously obvious what you are doing.

OBs are so effing small I can easily transfer them from purse/backpack to pocket without anyone knowing I'm unclean. They are totally the greatest creation ever.

Oh, and they also made a little carrying case, which I have but never use. It's like a third of the size of that huge tampax mini case that BROKE the first time I used it.

[JurseyRider734]

Yeah, and then when you ask to go to the bathroom and take your purse it's ridiculously obvious what you are doing.

OBs are so effing small I can easily transfer them from purse/backpack to pocket without anyone knowing I'm unclean. They are totally the greatest creation ever.

Oh, and they also made a little carrying case, which I have but never use. It's like a third of the size of that huge tampax mini case that BROKE the first time I used it.

Nah, every girl takes their purse to the bathroom so it's never obvious. I carry makeup in my bag. Actually I carry like everything in my bag. Some days it's really heavy :| Most of the time I go to the bathroom to fix my makeup and stuff so yeah. Just being in school makes my face feel gross.
That's why god invented these:
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/68807/300.jpg
Best creation ever.

[Jamaican Jew]

You almost have to take your purse with you everywhere now, there's too much of a chance that someone's going to go in and take something. I don't even bother bringing one to school.

[blitzmage]

It's not like someone isn't going to realise when you are on the rag anyway. Or paticularly care. As long as you don't come out with it dangling down your leg and swinging it about creating a blood tornado or chucking it at someone.

[stretchypanda]

Guido cares. If he sees something that remotely resembles a tampon in my purse or house he flips out.

[Jamaican Jew]

Someone covered a clean tampon with ketchup at my school and sent it flying down the hallway, where it landed with a sickening "smack" and splattered against the wall.

[Tibs]

Guido cares. If he sees something that remotely resembles a tampon in my purse or house he flips out.

lol

[_A2P]

I once threw a tampon up in the ceiling of the lunchroom

[Jamaican Jew]

Did it stick?

[_A2P]

Yes, and it was also dangling.

[Jamaican Jew]

The question we must ask here is: Why would you have a tampon, _A2P?

[_A2P]

The question we must ask here is: Why would you have a tampon, _A2P?

Because me and a couple of polish people were ****ing around with this one girl, and all of a sudden, they threw the tampon at me, so I immediately threw it up the ceiling.

It was tooken down the next day.

PS, it would be funny if everyone posted with their PMS counts in here.

[Jamaican Jew]

Because me and a couple of polish people were ****ing around with this one girl
I smell a gang rape.

[Skikamukazi]

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/68807/300.jpg
Best creation ever.

I use those. I might be a guy, but I still hate having an oily face. oily face = acne face

[Jamaican Jew]

They don't necessarily work. I know a lot of guys who try to use those types of products, and they're still covered in pimples and zits.

[Afrobean]

I have no idea why but I thought jurs was afrobean for a moment just then.
It's because I'm well known for carrying a purse.

[Varia]

It's because I'm well known for carrying a purse.

Or for being a woman.

[djshox]

So what do you call a guy who thinks having period sex is hot?

[Afrobean]

Or for being a woman.
same difference

[djshox]

PS, it would be funny if everyone posted with their PMS counts in here.

I almost got tempted enough to post with mine :3

[Skikamukazi]

So what do you call a guy who thinks having period sex is hot?

I dunno what?

[GuidoHunter]

So what do you call a guy who thinks having period sex is hot?

Reach?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Chrissi]

Because me and a couple of polish people were ****ing around with this one girl, and all of a sudden, they threw the tampon at me, so I immediately threw it up the ceiling.

It was tooken down the next day.

PS, it would be funny if everyone posted with their PMS counts in here.Well, I have a good one.

If you have been checking in Chitchat or you've been stalking me, you'd know that recently I discovered that I was B12 deficient. I've since started taking B12 tablets, 500 mcg, 4 times a day, to counteract this. I don't think I need to tell you that that is a LOT. It's so that I become un-deficient in the quickest time possible, as it's not really good for you.

Anyway, I haven't been using tampons for very long. My mother didn't like tampons, so I only started using them since I got to university and lived on my own and bought my own feminine hygiene products. Pads don't seem to come in the same light-regular-super-super_plus format that tampons do. You can pretty much wear the same type of pad all through your period until just at the very end, where you start wearing pantyliners. Pads are DISGUSTING, or I find them disgusting. You stew in your own menstrual fluid, and if you haven't been shaving your pubes it gets caught in them and oh god it's disgusting but I digress.

I must have been B12 deficient when I started wearing tampons, because I started out with a "normal" weight tampon. I noticed that I rarely filled them up. So i switched down to light, and I've been using light for ages now. Rarely I'll use a regular weight for overnight or for the second-third days when the flow is heaviest. I tried using super but it was dumb, I couldn't even fill it up if I wore it the whole day. Dumb.

So I figured I was just a light menstruater. I didn't realize that it was B12 deficiency. So I went on like that for approximately a year now - always wearing light tampons and not thinking anything weird of it.

Well, before my last period, I started taking B12 tablets. And apparently I am no longer B12 deficient, because after wearing a light tampon for my 3-hour sexuality lecture, something made me want to check in the washroom. So I checked, and I was a bloody mess. The tampon had totally leaked through and ruined my underwear. I probably yelled "Oh, ****, the B12".

Luckily I had a regular tampon in my bag and put that in. Also luckily, it hadn't leaked long enough to get much on my pants. Even luckier, I was wearing black pants that day, so nobody was the wiser. I went home and immediately did laundry, at 10 at night.

[plasmix]

Oh, ****, the B12

lol

[Tibs]

ITT Horrors of menstruation.

[JurseyRider734]

I've never really had a horrible thing happen to me, because i'm really obsessed with something happening so i'm always prepared for anything that happens.

I'm good like that.

[FluorescentArmy]

This one time, in school, some girl's period blood leaked all over her pants and we made fun of her. Another time in school, we all saw a tampon on the floor and laughed at it. Then the janitor put a Caution! Wet sign over it until he cleaned it.

[JurseyRider734]

ps: about the Oil absorbing sheets. Good for you using them Skika. Oily faces are gross. I try to use them pretty often in school...but not THAT often because I always have to put more makeup on after I use them.

[Afrobean]

ITT Horrors of menstruation.
The fact that it exists is horrors enough.

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

[JurseyRider734]

The fact that it exists is horrors enough.

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

You're right.

[Cj_leonine]

I'm waaaaay too immature for this thread. Getting The **** Out.

[Tech_]

Oh god im leaving also

[stretchypanda]

I have 4 periods a year.

They are all very light. =)

[Jamaican Jew]

Birth control?

[MiniNeo]

My guess is blood eating sperms from Guido.

[Jamaican Jew]

Maybe Guido doesn't have sperm at all, they could just be microscopic leeches.
Tell me, Stretchy, have you ever heard of something called the "Cookie Cutter Shark?"

[stretchypanda]

o.o You people are so gross.

I take Seasonale.

Also, no.

[_A2P]

o.o You people are so gross.

Try witnessing people throwing **** at each other inside a shool auditorium.

I'm not even kidding.

[Jamaican Jew]

http://vivaldi.zool.gu.se/Fiskfysiologi_2001/Course_material/Introduction_fish_evolution/Images/Cookie_cutters.GIF
Now think of that, on a much smaller scale, and THAT'S what's keeping Stretchy's periods so high and dry.
Seasonale my ass.

[stretchypanda]

They tickle.

[Jamaican Jew]

They remind me of something you'd see on James in the Giant Peach, now that I think about it.
The animated Disney one.

[JKPolk]

That movie was terrible.

[Jamaican Jew]

I adored that movie when I was smaller, and still enjoy watching it every once in a while.
I'm a fan of a lot of Tim Burton's projects... Except Corpse Bride. If any movie of his was terrible, it was that one.

[msbrunnettemickey]

****. I don't take birth control because mine are like... 3-4 days long.

My mom was like this too until she gave birth.

[Chrissi]

I take birth control. It's "for my cramps". Really.

[Jamaican Jew]

I take birth control. It's "for my cramps". Really.
Chrissi, you whore.

[Chrissi]

What part of "It's for my cramps" do you not understand?

[lord_carbo]

Try witnessing people throwing **** at each other inside a shool auditorium.

I'm not even kidding.
I have no clue why but I lol'd at that.

[Jamaican Jew]

What part of "It's for my tramps" do you not understand?
Oh, so you legitimately use it for your cramps, but peddle the excess off to a series of back-alley hookers so they can earn you more money by having more sex. It's all clear to me now.

[Chrissi]

Oh, so you legitimately use it for your cramps, but peddle the excess off to a series of back-alley hookers so they can earn you more money by having more sex. It's all clear to me now.
No, I use it as contraception.

Duh.

[Jamaican Jew]

But, that doesn't make sense!

[Chrissi]

Oh my god, you used acid!

[Jamaican Jew]

Shhh, no one's supposed to know.

[_A2P]

OH MY GOD YOU USED ACID!

[Jamaican Jew]

GODDAMN YOU, _A2P,!


Quick, somebody, help me hide the rest.

[911er]

Ass pussy

[Jamaican Jew]

Ass pussy
Octopussy.
Which I've never seen through; I'm so deprived.

[blitzmage]

**** you guys for ****ing up this thread. I was rather intrested about the womanly fuction of periods and magical stories.

[jewpinthethird]

Oh my god. Never before have I been so happy to be male. I have a new found respect for women now. Man, I never really thought about it before.

[Squeek]

Why not jewpy?

Of all the reasons not to be female, this is probably #1.

I mean, other than that, females hold all the power in society now except for presidency, but that office is pointless anyway. Just like the monarchy of England.

Offices work under EQUAL RIGHTS LOL, meaning white men get the short end of the stick.

So, balance out being on the winning side of affirmative action versus this.

HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE.

Also, the reason I didn't post anything earlier regarding the level of maturity required to be here was simply because I was certain you all could handle it and I was interested to see who would off-course the thread. I'm glad it was handled in a somewhat mature fashion for a while. It shows that we're capable of having somewhat mature discussions; something I had originally thought not possible.

[jewpinthethird]

Bloody vaginas just ain't my thing.

[kickassbuddy]

isn't it true that there are no girls on the internets?

[stretchypanda]

There is really, really, really REALLY nothing "magical" about bleeding from your vagina. Nothing at all.

PS I use birth control for cramps but no one believes that because I have a boyfriend and it is UNHEARD OF for a boyfriend and girlfriend not to get busy.

PPS Being a girl rocks.

[msbrunnettemickey]

After i posted in this thread i got my period.

****ing assholes.

[Jamaican Jew]

After posting, mine ended.
This is a magical, healing thread.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Watch it! I'll start PMSing pretty soon.

[Jamaican Jew]

Do we have to watch? :(

[msbrunnettemickey]

I usually lock myself in the oven and do it but if you want to watch sure, just put your money in your pockets.

[Jamaican Jew]

I've got a hole in me pocket.

[msbrunnettemickey]

The bigger the happier.

[Jamaican Jew]

Are you looking for a panty shot?

(Ps, watch Yellow Submarine.)

[msbrunnettemickey]

Lol if you noticed... We are raping TGB.

I feel so... Sordid.

[Jamaican Jew]

I thought you said "rapping" TGB.

But hey, we're doing that too.

[msbrunnettemickey]

We should become a band.

[Jamaican Jew]

We're only really raping two threads here, and one of them is my own, so it doesn't matter.

Yeah man, they could call us "Da Hebrew Crew."

[Cj_leonine]

I bled out of my ass once. Tell me that was magical.

ps. Thread rapists.

[msbrunnettemickey]

היהודים

no nvm that's a real band lol.

היהודים הפליגמטים

Nah that would totally ruin our career.

אנחנו היהודים

That's better.

[Jamaican Jew]

I bled out of my ass once. Tell me that was magical.

ps. Thread rapists.
A statue bled out of its ass once on South Park, and they thought it was a miracle.

[Snowcrafta]

**** em

[Chromer]

Don't you love it when girls bleed through white pants and you see it and ask them about it and they're like:

"Oh that? I sat in some ketchup during lunch."

XD That excuse gets me everytime.

[xjohnieboyx]

היהודים

no nvm that's a real band lol.

היהודים הפליגמטים

Nah that would totally ruin our career.

אנחנו היהודים

That's better.

זה היה משהו מצחיק

No I really mean it. I was also surprised at the pretty mature level of posting throughout this thread. :p

[JurseyRider734]

Don't you love it when girls bleed through white pants and you see it and ask them about it and they're like:

"Oh that? I sat in some ketchup during lunch."

XD That excuse gets me everytime.

Too bad you're not supposed to wear white pants after labor day.

You should ridicule them for their poor sense of style.

[mead1]

Fashion is important.

[Necamus]

Especially when your genitals are bleeding.

[Chromer]

Or when you don't want your sense of fashion ridiculed. Besides Eva, that fashion faux-pas has been eliminated a long time ago. =P

[mead1]

I work at Chickfila. For those of you who don't know, it's expensive high-end fast food chicken products. Anyway, they have a giant cow cut-out that has a sign saying "CHIKEN IS A SOCIAL FO PA"

One of my co-workers thought it had something to do with pie. There was only one person on staff outside of me who knew what a faux-pas was, and she was in year three french.

[JurseyRider734]

Whatever. No one wears white pants anymore.

[Jamaican Jew]

Asians wear white pants when they bust out their insane karate moves.

[T0rajir0u]

There was only one person on staff outside of me who knew what a faux-pas was, and she was in year three french.

everyone knows what fox pass means

http://www.foxpassmusic.com/home.html

[Chrissi]

The pants don't have to be -white-.

One of my favourite pairs of pants is tan. That's almost as bad as white.

[JurseyRider734]

Tan is like khaki. That is acceptible.

[Jamaican Jew]

Any color is bad, really, except for very dark browns, and black of course. The absolute worst bit of advice I've heard so far is:
"Just wear red pants, nobody will notice."
Yeah right, that stuff would show through no problem.

[Chrissi]

Any color is bad, really, except for very dark browns, and black of course. The absolute worst bit of advice I've heard so far is:
"Just wear red pants, nobody will notice."
Yeah right, that stuff would show through no problem.

... red pants.. lol... did a boy tell you that?

Yeah, black or brown are the only ones that could cover it.

[JurseyRider734]

Yeah, it makes any pants look darker anyway. I try to wear my black pants when I know it's really bad, but they're capris so i'm going to have to get some new black pants.

[stretchypanda]

Jeans.

Honestly, though, I never really had this issue...

When I cheered one of the girls on my squad got hers at cheer camp and got blood on her shorts. x.o

[Chrissi]

Jeans.

Honestly, though, I never really had this issue...

When I cheered one of the girls on my squad got hers at cheer camp and got blood on her shorts. x.oI only had it when I was really young and still figuring this stuff out, and the time earlier this week when the B12 kicked in.

[banditcom]

Tight white pants on girls are hot. Blood on said pants is not.

[JurseyRider734]

Tight white pants on girls is gross and pretty skanky looking.

i agree

[Grandiagod]

Just say a shark bit your vagina.

[Jamaican Jew]

... red pants.. lol... did a boy tell you that?

Yeah, black or brown are the only ones that could cover it.
Haha, no, I've never had this problem. Come to think of it, any type of pant is ok as long as you take the proper precautions.

A girl got her period somewhat early in 5th grade. I remember her eating part of an apple at lunch, throwing up blood, and blaming it on her period. (Of course I don't believe that now, but throwing up vaginal discharge is a terrible thought.)

[blitzmage]

Man I never knew girls reguarly had troubles with period actually soaking into their trousers.

[stretchypanda]

Man I never knew girls reguarly had troubles with period actually soaking into their trousers.

I'm pretty sure it only happens once.

I didn't have a period for a year after I got my first one. It was like practice.

[Grandiagod]

but throwing up vaginal discharge is a terrible thought.)

I saw that website.

[Chrissi]

Man I never knew girls reguarly had troubles with period actually soaking into their trousers.

They don't, it's just, it usually happens to each girl once in her life.

[JurseyRider734]

Am I the only one who's really paranoid about it getting on my pants during school? Because I get really freaked out over that and tend to go to the bathroom a lot.

[Jamaican Jew]

You're probably not the only one, but it seems like you're way too paranoid over it. Going out of necessity isn't bad though.

[Chrissi]

Am I the only one who's really paranoid about it getting on my pants during school? Because I get really freaked out over that and tend to go to the bathroom a lot.

I actually never think about it...

I probably think about it too little; if I thought about it a little more I might not have stained my panties last week. :\

Of course, that might have had something to do with my not even being able to fill up a light tampon even if I went the entire day wearing it... since that's changed, I don't know what the future will be like.

[scorpio1690]

Back in grade seven a girl I know got her period for the first time in class and she was wearing a skirt. Long story short, she had to cup and run out.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Back in grade seven a girl I know got her period for the first time in class and she was wearing a skirt. Long story short, she had to cup and run out.


That turned my on so much I want to go vomit.


One of my teachers got hers in the middle of class and bled on the floor.

And a girl in my marching band got hers while she was changing into her uniform and got blood on the floor.

[FluorescentArmy]

blood

[Omeganitros]

Man, you guys are making me queasy.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Man, you guys are making me queasy.


Same >_>.

[FluorescentArmy]

I don't feel any further need to discuss the cycle of menustration. I'm leaving this topic.

[stretchypanda]

Man, boys have grosser period stories than I do.

The worst that's happened to me is at camp when I was 16 SOMEONE in our suite got blood from SOMEWHERE in the shower. We never CONFIRMED that it was menstrual, but one of our suitemates had been on her period that week. My roommate's mom had thought ahead and sent her with a bottle of bleach, which we unloaded on the spot in the shower and then laughed about it a lot later.

[JurseyRider734]

I never encountered any gross period situations like that. Ever.

[dunlop]

My junior year in high school, I was walking into my 2nd period class (Money/Banking class) and the seat I was supposed to sit in, had a huge blood stain on it. Probably the most disgusting thing I saw during high school.

ps. I got a new, clean seat.

[Jamaican Jew]

The worst popup I have ever seen was a series of pictures aimed towards people with period fettishes. It's been asked before, but who would LIKE that?

Funny, I don't remember what site I was looking for...

[JurseyRider734]

The worst popup I have ever seen was a series of pictures aimed towards people with period fettishes. It's been asked before, but who would LIKE that?

Funny, I don't remember what site I was looking for...

watch out here comes a2p

[Omeganitros]

hahahahahaha


This is becoming the best "gross stories" thread ever.

[_A2P]

I like using periods and PMS as insults, but fetish? Nah

[Jamaican Jew]

I like using periods as insults
You ....... son of a ...........!

[_A2P]

I understand.

[GuidoHunter]

This is the only way I ever want anything to do with this thread:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/ElSoyokaze/tampon.jpg

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[stretchypanda]

Cosmopolitan magazine regularly promotes period sex. It's hip and European.

Or at least they did when I thought Cosmo was cool.

[Chrissi]

Well, apparently it feels better....

It's messy though. I never really got into it. Too much bother to clean up after.

[scorpio1690]

My friend had sex while his girlfriend was on the rag in the back seat of his car and there's blood stains on the seat now.

=)

[Squeek]

Ok. I take back what I said earlier.

We can all be a little less open about this now.

kthx.

[jewpinthethird]

Is this what girls talk about during their alone time in the 6th grade?

Friend: "So, why do all the girls get to get out of PE?"

Other Friend: "They're talking about their periods."

Friend: "Ew."

11-year-old me: "That means there will be jump ropes! Quick, get one!"

Friend: "Yeah! We can hit each other with them."

11-year-old me: "Get me the one with the wooden handles!"

ps. Be more open about it. I'm really learning a lot. Now I understand why you guys are insane

[Chrissi]

Ok. I take back what I said earlier.

We can all be a little less open about this now.

kthx.

I don't actually understand what's wrong with this...

[Grandiagod]

Stop shedding the lining of your uterus every month.

We know it's just for attention.

[YungYung]

I once walked into one of my school's bathroom stalls to find in the toilet a) pee b) period c) floating tampon. What I failed to see? Toilet paper.

Disgusting. You'd think they would atleast wipe their ass.

[scorpio1690]

I'd feel sorry for my friend if he ate her out, which I really wouldn't doubt.

Mmmm, cherry swirl.

[GuidoHunter]

I don't actually understand what's wrong with this...

IT'S ****ING DISGUSTING

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Verruckter]

K.

[Chrissi]

IT'S ****ING DISGUSTING

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

It's a normal function of a woman's body. It happens. And it's not really that disgusting. It's just a blood-type substance.

[UberMario]

Augh, took me forever to read this thread, but I read it all. My (ex)girlfriend has stains on probably half on her panties she leaves around my house or under my bed, etc. I guess she has poor judgement on what tampon to use? Eh, she also never keeps track of when her period is... she has them one month and then not the next.

I don't know what's wrong with Guido, I think periods are fine.

[GuidoHunter]

It's a normal function of a woman's body. It happens.

This fact doesn't make it one iota less disgusting.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Velious]

I'd feel sorry for my friend if he ate her out, which I really wouldn't doubt.

Mmmm, cherry swirl.

gross.

[stretchypanda]

Guys, I have accepted the fact that my period turns Guido into a terrified little girl. I tried the whole, "It's a normal function of my body" argument, to no avail. I still hold out hope that sooner or later he will just get over it, but until then, I don't really have a problem keeping my period to myself.

I LOVE this thread, though, since my Baylor friends are all bitches and don't wanna talk about these things. =)

[Squeek]

I didn't have a problem with the thread until recently.

The stories are not helping anything.

[blitzmage]

I feel manlier because most of you doodz are scared of periods and I am finding it intresting 8) NOTHING CAN PHASE ME!

[Grandiagod]

It's a normal function of a woman's body. It happens. And it's not really that disgusting. It's just a blood-type substance.

Then I suppose you wouldn't mind me telling you about this rock hard sh*t I took last night.

[GuidoHunter]

Get much splashback, Grandia?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Grandiagod]

Get much splashback, Grandia?

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

No, it came out long and hard. You know, the ones that feel like your ****ting out little bits of sharp gravel along with the main log. I had to push so hard I started pissing when I pushed.

It was magnificent.

[Tonberry_Kid]

What a glorious dump.

I'm going to go take one of those myself now.

I'll post about it later.

[whorlichan]

Okay, poop hijackers get out. It's time for BLOOD OF THE MONTH!

Seriously, my period history is absolutely horrible. I got my first one when I was 12, in Israel, at 1 am, and my mom basically said "Welcome to womanhood, here's a pad, now go away and let me sleep."

That was the only time it was anywhere near a normal period (ie, didn't soak through things, didn't make me sick, came at a somewhat normal time and lasted a somewhat normal time). Every single other period I got since then until I was put on Birth Control #1 lasted a week or more, was so heavy I was using the super-OB tampons by age 13 (the ones that are bigger than your penis, you regular joe-schmoe of FFR), and came either twice a month or at random intervals. THAT was fun. Also, CRAMPS OF DOOM.

Birth Control #1 lasted about six months with a nice regular schedule (still very heavy) before I started bleeding through the days I was not supposed to be bleeding. Go to gyno, get new birth control #2!

Repeat for 3 different birth controls, so that it was while I was on #6 that I got one of my very bad strep throats. Doctor gave me penicillin to ward it off. The next day I was hemmorrhaging blood and had to leave work to go to the ER. (Side note: my boss was very pissed. "Are you sure you can't stay and finish your shift? WE NEED YOU." "Uh, no. I have just bled out almost as much as you will if I slit your throat if you KEEP STANDING IN MY WAY.") The docs at the ER said it was a reaction to the penicillin, told me to take some other antibiotic, and changed my BC.

Fast-forward to BC #8, when it happened again, and the same scenario happened AGAIN, what with the bleeding and the only changing the BC, no other options given. This is the ER visit when my dad was with me, and I had to go in for a vaginal ultrasound (where they use a wand that is, again, BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS FFR) and the lady asked if I wanted my boyfriend present. EW. A) my dad has grey hair and I was barely 17. B) ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME? IF HE SAW THAT (if he was my boyfriend) HE'D NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN FOR FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY! (Hee :) )

So BC #9, and #10, etc. I've been on a lot of different pills, as you can tell. None of them ever worked more than a year. When I got to Pennsylvania, I started asking questions about doing other things...ablation (which rips off the uterine lining so you don't shed it anymore), sterilization (which no one will do unless you're over 30 and have kids anyway), IUD (which no one will do if you haven't had kids), etc.

I had another episode of hemorrhaging in PA, as well as one of fainting (or almost fainting) that was related to the period stuff because I was bleeding so much that I was severely anemic. Guess what the doctor did? That's right, she changed my birth control.

I finally chose another doctor and asked him about my options, explaining my horrendous history. His reply was "why don't you get an IUD? They STOP THE BLEEDING ENTIRELY in some 80% of women, especially those with your ethnic background."

"DO EET!" I said. So he did. It hurt like the most god-awful thing ever and I can only imagine it was less painful than childbirth because it lasted less than 20 minutes. Still, horribly painful and OW.

But since then? No bleeding at all :)

[Grandiagod]

Okay, poop hijackers get out. It's time for BLOOD OF THE MONTH!

Seriously, my period history is absolutely horrible. I got my first one when I was 12, in Israel, at 1 am, and my mom basically said "Welcome to womanhood, here's a pad, now go away and let me sleep."

That was the only time it was anywhere near a normal period (ie, didn't soak through things, didn't make me sick, came at a somewhat normal time and lasted a somewhat normal time). Every single other period I got since then until I was put on Birth Control #1 lasted a week or more, was so heavy I was using the super-OB tampons by age 13 (the ones that are bigger than your penis, you regular joe-schmoe of FFR), and came either twice a month or at random intervals. THAT was fun. Also, CRAMPS OF DOOM.

Birth Control #1 lasted about six months with a nice regular schedule (still very heavy) before I started bleeding through the days I was not supposed to be bleeding. Go to gyno, get new birth control #2!

Repeat for 3 different birth controls, so that it was while I was on #6 that I got one of my very bad strep throats. Doctor gave me penicillin to ward it off. The next day I was hemmorrhaging blood and had to leave work to go to the ER. (Side note: my boss was very pissed. "Are you sure you can't stay and finish your shift? WE NEED YOU." "Uh, no. I have just bled out almost as much as you will if I slit your throat if you KEEP STANDING IN MY WAY.") The docs at the ER said it was a reaction to the penicillin, told me to take some other antibiotic, and changed my BC.

Fast-forward to BC #8, when it happened again, and the same scenario happened AGAIN, what with the bleeding and the only changing the BC, no other options given. This is the ER visit when my dad was with me, and I had to go in for a vaginal ultrasound (where they use a wand that is, again, BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS FFR) and the lady asked if I wanted my boyfriend present. EW. A) my dad has grey hair and I was barely 17. B) ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME? IF HE SAW THAT (if he was my boyfriend) HE'D NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN FOR FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY! (Hee :) )

So BC #9, and #10, etc. I've been on a lot of different pills, as you can tell. None of them ever worked more than a year. When I got to Pennsylvania, I started asking questions about doing other things...ablation (which rips off the uterine lining so you don't shed it anymore), sterilization (which no one will do unless you're over 30 and have kids anyway), IUD (which no one will do if you haven't had kids), etc.

I had another episode of hemorrhaging in PA, as well as one of fainting (or almost fainting) that was related to the period stuff because I was bleeding so much that I was severely anemic. Guess what the doctor did? That's right, she changed my birth control.

I finally chose another doctor and asked him about my options, explaining my horrendous history. His reply was "why don't you get an IUD? They STOP THE BLEEDING ENTIRELY in some 80% of women, especially those with your ethnic background."

"DO EET!" I said. So he did. It hurt like the most god-awful thing ever and I can only imagine it was less painful than childbirth because it lasted less than 20 minutes. Still, horribly painful and OW.

But since then? No bleeding at all :)

After reading that I can safely conclude: MEN ARE SUPERIOR

[Squeek]

I feel manlier because most of you doodz are scared of periods and I am finding it intresting 8) NOTHING CAN PHASE ME!

I'm not afraid of a naturally occuring process.

I just think it's inappropriate to post "LOL LET'S THROW BLOODY THINGS AT PEOPLE LOL ITS SOOOOOOOO COOL 8) 8) 8)"

[JurseyRider734]

Man, Orli. That's horrible. You're lucky you won't have another period again. It's like being 10 years old again.

[banditcom]

Man, Orli. That's horrible. You're lucky you won't have another period again. It's like being 10 years old again.

I am now even more attracted to her.

[JurseyRider734]

You would be.

[Tonberry_Kid]

I am now even more attracted to her.

rofl

[talisman]

I **** my eyebrow at this thread.

in seventh grade gym class, swimming, a girl I know had hers and had blood running down her leg. She was kind of laughing I guess because she was so mortified and said something to the effect of "well I guess I'm a super."

[talisman]

oh rofl I forgot that was censored.

[mead1]

Good choice for a sticky.

[stretchypanda]

I thought so.

[Tonberry_Kid]

omg...legendary thread

[mead1]

Move to CT

[Skikamukazi]

wheres sexual equality in the forums?! I demand that the men thread me stickied

[stretchypanda]

The men thread is basically guys whining about how girls are talking about menstruating, which they could do IN THIS THREAD.

[Skikamukazi]

Well, I don't really care about you people talking about it, so long as the pissed off part of it doesn't rub off on me.

[stretchypanda]

"you people"

haha.

[Jamaican Jew]

I demand that men thread me stickied
Men thread? What kind of game are you playing here, Skika?

[emptiness]

uh oh...someone's brought out the race card.

[Skikamukazi]

Men thread? What kind of game are you playing here, Skika?

you liar i dont knowi typed that

btw am I winning whatever game I'm playing?

[Jamaican Jew]

uh oh...someone's brought out the race card.
More like lawl, homosexuality, but sure, that works too.

Skika, I blatantly disparage you for being an athletic white male.


































































......Who does drugs.

[ReikonKeiri]

This thread reminds me of a joke between me and my friends. It involved the school's ravioli and the term "messy period".

I'm still laughing on the inside

[Skikamukazi]

ps im on drugs

[Skikamukazi]

and im not gay

[Jamaican Jew]

and im not gay
It's because you're losing the game.

[Skikamukazi]

what gane

[banditcom]

http://rianjs.net/images/blog/anus.jpg

[Skikamukazi]

thats a lot of **** blood

[Grandiagod]

I mensturate LSD tabs.

[Jamaican Jew]

Whatever game we're playing.

Gay up, little friend,
the fun you had is all that matters in the end.

[Skikamukazi]

what the **** are you talking about? I'm completely lost now, explain when I'm sober

[Jamaican Jew]

what the **** are you talking about? I'm completely lost now, explain when I'm sober
Are you ever sober?

[Skikamukazi]

yeah. whenever I have weight lifting meets, soccer games, football games, track meets, mondays

[Jamaican Jew]

yeah. whenever I have weight lifting meets, soccer games, football games, track meets, mondays
Then I'll come to one of your track meets.

But be careful, vigorous activity speeds up the blood flow!

[stretchypanda]

Go away, Guido.

[Skikamukazi]

uh are you impying that you are going to give me an erection or that im gonna get wood cause I'm gay. cuz, im not gay, i like boobies and ginas

edit: good title change cuido

[whorlichan]

WTF. Stop screwing with the LEGENDARY women's thread. We need it, you don't. If you're too much of a girl (ha!) to handle the mature discussion about normal bodily functions that goes on in here without the mention of the word "poop" please leave.

Panda, you are awesome.

[Chrissi]

Haha... my first sticky.

I rock.

btw, I had such intense period cramps one time when I was younger that I thought I was going to die. I threw up, and kept throwing up even when there was nothing left in my stomach. Dry heaves. For hours. And it hurt LIKE A BITCH. It hurt like something had blown up in my uterus. Like a bomb went off in there and destroyed my insides. Guys: compare it to having your balls smashed to a pulp.

So they took me to emerg and it took HOURS for them to see me, I was crying buckets and was glad I couldn't barf any more or they'd have a mess on their hands. Actually, if I could barf more, they'd probably have seen me faster...

Anyway they concluded it's "just cramps" and put me on birth control. So that's my story.

[stretchypanda]

<3

I used to get cramps in my knee. My family physician prescribed naproxen (which is the active ingredient in Aleve, the prescription was just x10) and sent me to a specialist, who twisted my knee around until I screamed, told me I could never dance again, made up some bull**** about how the bones in my femur are too short to hold my patella in place and so the pain I was feeling was the strain of the muscles from holding the kneecap, and charged us an assload of money.

When I was 19 the pain would get so bad I could barely walk, so I finally convinced my mom to let me go on birth control and I have not experienced cramps ever since.

[Jamaican Jew]

uh are you impying that you are going to give me an erection or that im gonna get wood cause I'm gay. cuz, im not gay, i like boobies and ginas

edit: good title change cuido
Blood flow as in MENSTRUAL blood flow, Skika, not to give you an erection. And people take jabs at others around here, I wasn't seriously saying you're gay... When it seemed like I was, that was a pun on gay's other meaning, "happy," so if you were gay in that sense it wouldn't matter anyway.


Wow, what a waste of a post.
PS, vagina.

[Skikamukazi]

Blood flow as in MENSTRUAL blood flow, Skika, not to give you an erection. And people take jabs at others around here, I wasn't seriously saying you're gay... When it seemed like I was, that was a pun on gay's other meaning, "happy," so if you were gay in that sense it wouldn't matter anyway.


Wow, what a waste of a post.
PS, vagina.
k well im stoned so i had no idea what you were talking about in the first place =/

PS, vaginal gases are gross

[msbrunnettemickey]

Grrrrr when will this period go away!

*Last day btw*

[Jamaican Jew]

*Last day btw*
Lucky, mine last forever. It's very irritating.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Mine is 3-4 day >:3

[Jamaican Jew]

It's the karma of the thread.
Mine ends when yours begins, mine lasts 3 days longer. But soon you'll be off an ready to rape with me again.

[djshox]

Soooo ladies, your thoughts...

Period Sex: Yea or Nay?

[msbrunnettemickey]

I can feel it stop going down.

Be ready to get sordid (god i love that word) and malicious.

[whorlichan]

Soooo ladies, your thoughts...

Period Sex: Yea or Nay?

More of a "Meh" than anything else. It's kind of unattractive and no one really wants to go down on you when you're bleeding...not to mention there's all the getting ready FOR sex in the removal of tampons/pads/etc. (which you can't do too early or you'll end up bleeding on him if you are of the heavier-flow variety) so that can hinder the mood.

Otherwise, yay! Why not? Especially in the ending days, when the flow is light and will not get in your way, and orgasms make cramps go away. For reals.

[djshox]

Is it true that the last couple of days before a period begins you get horny beyond all reason? I've been noticing this is the case lately with my girlfriend.

[Jamaican Jew]

Soooo ladies, your thoughts...

Period Sex: Yea or Nay?
Nay because cleanup would be terrible. The worst part about it though is that you're 10x hornier when on your period.

[msbrunnettemickey]

You know what's funny? I never leaked through my panties.

[stretchypanda]

Is it true that the last couple of days before a period begins you get horny beyond all reason? I've been noticing this is the case lately with my girlfriend.

I get hornier but I also feel ridiculously unsexy, so I think it all balances out.

[Jamaican Jew]

It does make sense that one would be hornier whilst on their period though, considering it's part of the reproductive process.

[stretchypanda]

Also holy **** estrogen.

[Jamaican Jew]

What I don't like are the people who use their period as an automatic excuse to get out of everything. Sure, sometimes it can get really bad, but on a regular day they don't need to be whining about "Oww, I can't do jumping jacks in gym class today, I have menstrual cramps" or some other bs.
If it's that bad, go to the nurse, instead of giggling and loafing around with your friends after the teacher goes away.

[Kraezymann]

I once saw 3 girls get out of an exam using that excuse. They went up to the teacher, one right after another, and got out of the exam

[Skikamukazi]

As long as the chick doesn't bleed on me I don't mind period sex. I love having sex like, a day or two after the girl is done with her period because it's so damn easy to make her orgasm.

I've had times where the girl didn't tell me she was on her period and it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me.

Regular sex > period sex, always.

[Tayfun]

As long as the chick doesn't bleed on me I don't mind period sex. I love having sex like, a day or two after the girl is done with her period because it's so damn easy to make her orgasm.

I've had times where the girl didn't tell me she was on her period and it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me.

Regular sex > period sex, always.

agreed

[Jamaican Jew]

It would be hard for her not to bleed on you, considering you're right there in the midst of it.

[JurseyRider734]

You're all going to be so jealous.

I RARELY get cramps. No one can tell when i'm PMSing. The only time my mood is different or when i'm not cracking jokes or laughing is if something bad happens to me where i'm in a bad mood. My mood is basically consistent...all the time. Actually, I pretty much never get cramps. I think I got them like twice. It's weird though, because you'd think heavy flow = cramps, but not for me. =D

[Jamaican Jew]

Jurs has been eating her bananas.

Normally, I'm ok, although I often get fatigued and of course the feeling in general is rather uncomfortable. I think a lot of the times people are acting off placebo and how they THINK they are supposed to behave during their period.

[msbrunnettemickey]

You're all going to be so jealous.

I RARELY get cramps. No one can tell when i'm PMSing. The only time my mood is different or when i'm not cracking jokes or laughing is if something bad happens to me where i'm in a bad mood. My mood is basically consistent...all the time. Actually, I pretty much never get cramps. I think I got them like twice. It's weird though, because you'd think heavy flow = cramps, but not for me. =D

That's funny because i get them right before and then it's like

ok time to take advil and go to sleep.

And then i never get them again.

[JurseyRider734]

I do eat bananas, but not that often.

I think the first time I got a pretty significant cramp was last week, but I didn't have one again.

I just kind of am like "Oh hey period, whatever", then I act the same. Some girls are like "IM ON MY PERIOD ITS MY EXCUSE TO BE A BITCH GET AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ;_;" which is bull**** imo

[Jamaican Jew]

Whenever I'm seriously in a bad mood when on my period, people automatically assume it's because of my period, and that I'm being moody on purpose.

[jewpinthethird]

First Job:

Instructor: "Now it's time to clean the women's bathroom."

Me: "Okay." (Starts cleaning).

Instructor: "Oh hey, and don't worry about cleaning the little trashcan thing. We have someone else who does that."

Me: "What? Ohhhhhh."

[Kraezymann]

I'll bet it was full of used needles.

[Jamaican Jew]

The new way to administer medicine via vagoo!

[Kraezymann]

vagoo!

That is the single funniest word I've heard in a long time. And I don't know why.

[mead1]

Least I could Do teaches fantastic vocabulary.

[Jamaican Jew]

Saying "via vagoo" reminded me of one of the newer Pokemon, Zigzagoon.

We should ask ourselves; do Pokemon get periods?

[CypherToorima]

Do dogs and cats get periods?

[msbrunnettemickey]

We should ask ourselves; do Pokemon get periods?

What's that singing pokemon name? Glaferrie? He seems to be on his period all the ****ing time.

[CypherToorima]

Clefairy

[Jamaican Jew]

I think all the Clefairy were classified as female, like Chansey and Jynx.

Ugh, Jynx, one of the most horrible Pokemon ever.

[Millerhead]

my mom and u are similar lmfao

[msbrunnettemickey]

Do dogs and cats get periods?

I bet they do. But not like the human... something with heat lol.

@jew: remember misty.. yeah.

[Jamaican Jew]

I bet they do. But not like the human... something with heat lol.

@jew: remember misty.. yeah.
I don't know, my uncle's dog definately had severe hemorrhaging. Then again, she was old, so that might have been from something completely different.

Misty... what a whiney little bitch. Was there one episode where she didn't complain about SOMETHING?

@Miller: Are you talking about me? How are your mom and I similar? :-?

[blitzmage]

Great Success! =D
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061007034529AAbdORy

[CypherToorima]

So I suspect that Pokemon also have periods.

[msbrunnettemickey]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061005015029AAvkcum

or just ask whorli lol.

[Jamaican Jew]

It would suck to have your period if you were a rock or ground Pokemon, like Ryhorn; you couldn't wash.

[_A2P]

Diglett's period would just be absorbed by the ground, so only other digletts would notice.

[Jamaican Jew]

Diglett's period would just be absorbed by the ground, so only other digletts would notice.
A Dugtrio on it's period:

Dugtrio Male1: Do you guys feel that?
Dugtrio Female: What? I don't feel anything....
Dugtrio Male2: No, I definitely feel SOMETHING. Wait, what the-- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!
Dugrio Male1: Goddamn it, Laura, I thought we'd established you would TELL US before that happens.
Dugrio Female: I am so ashamed...

[Kraezymann]

It would be terrible if all the female digletts somehow got their clocks synced.

[Jamaican Jew]

And Ash & the gang had to wade through it on one of their many escapades to save the world.
Of course Ash would have just given up his Charizard or any other flying/surfing Pokemon that might be useful, and Misty would fall in somehow and have to be rescued.

Scenario to bitch about for that episode: check.

[FluorescentArmy]

The janitor made the proud announcement to the entire 7th period Audion study hall, while I was moving chairs, that he had to clean up menstrual blood in the bathroom and would be back shortly.

[Jamaican Jew]

Janitors are funny people.
Except the ones that stare at you from dark corners... they creep me out a little bit.

[Kraezymann]

My elementary school janitor liked to pull pranks on unsuspecting teachers.

In front of the rest of the class. It was awesome.

I wonder what he is doing now...

[Jamaican Jew]

This is the difference between elementary and high school janitors:

The elementary school janitors were nice, and taught us the wonders of concentrated agents which dried puke instantly, and wore pretty red suspenders.

High school janitors help you off during bus evacuations and try to rip off your arm. (That happened to me today.)

Now, which would you prefer?

[Kraezymann]

Elementary, my dear Jew.

[JurseyRider734]

Our janitors are pretty nice. Theres this one nice really sweet lady and she's always like "Hi honey!" and yeah everyone loves her.

We got a new guy, I just saw him tonight. He said hi to me. He seems really nice.

Actually, I saw like all the janitors tonight. They all said hi to me.

[CypherToorima]

They want you.

[Jamaican Jew]

And paid you sexual favors so you wouldn't tell anyone their green cards had expired.

We have a couple ladies like that at our school (the happy, "Hey sweetie, how are you today" kind.) But I hardly ever see the custodians or cafeteria workers unless I happen to go up with Rai when he gets food.

[CypherToorima]

There is this one janitor at our school with a badass car, and like, a gold chain. It kinda confuses me.

[JurseyRider734]

We used to have a janitor that posted nudes of himself on myspace.


Creepy.

[Jamaican Jew]

How quickly we stray off the topic.

Hay guys, do janitorz get peri0ds?

[_A2P]

We call one of our janitors Luigi