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blitzmage
September 13th, 2006, 06:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Blitzmage/solopro.jpg
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playstation controller is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Rock clean itself so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrolling you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some *****s tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a ***** locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change *****s like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin
[Chorus]
[Verse 2 - Krayzie Bone]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin **** cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
***** been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a ****
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a ***** tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like **** em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, ***** you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire
[Chorus]
[Verse 3 - Chamillionaire]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slower
A ***** upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink and dro
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my chrome
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on
[Chorus 2x]
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Could_Strife007
September 13th, 2006, 06:41 PM
lol
I was just singing that in school today and I was the only one who got to, "my music so loud"
and evryone turned and looked at me lik, "wtf you actually know the words"
and then i shut up
shrimpy
September 13th, 2006, 06:42 PM
LMAO^Infinity
VX_Dragon
September 13th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Thats a good one, though the picture alone rings a bell =/
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:11 PM
One of these posts isn't like the others.
One of these posts doesn't belong.
Could_Strife007
September 13th, 2006, 07:14 PM
One of these posts isn't like the others.
One of these posts doesn't belong.
yes sorry i edited
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:15 PM
hot
Could_Strife007
September 13th, 2006, 07:18 PM
One of these posts isn't like the others.
One of these posts doesn't belong.
Even more sad is that fact that I sang that, in tune, and then I was like, "Yes, I do suck at life"
Tibs
September 13th, 2006, 07:22 PM
Hahahahaha! I just saw where that image is from. 8)
Could_Strife007
September 13th, 2006, 07:29 PM
Hahahahaha! I just saw where that image is from. 8)
Yeah the photoshop was pretty good, too bad he's not gong to post
180digi
September 13th, 2006, 07:29 PM
One of these posts isn't like the others.
One of these posts doesn't belong.
It's VX Dragon. His post is intelligent compared to the other two.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:30 PM
It's VX Dragon. His post is intelligent compared to the other two.
8)
180digi
September 13th, 2006, 07:31 PM
A winner is me.
FluorescentArmy
September 13th, 2006, 07:33 PM
Green hamster
180digi
September 13th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Green guinea pig
****ing noobs
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 07:41 PM
God damnit! I don't believe you. You guys are using my pics illegally. Why are you doing this? This isn't nice. I've been teased enough. So stop it!
lord_carbo
September 13th, 2006, 07:43 PM
Illegal nonprofit use of images over the internet?
THIS MUST BE STOPPED
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:43 PM
im in ur monitor strokin my harbl
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/image.php?u=113655&dateline=1158188708
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 07:45 PM
I feel like leaving the site now, you bitch.
FluorescentArmy
September 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Guinea pig my ass. That's a fullbred green hamster.
@solopro
Leave. We hate you. Your ugly.
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM
You guys are using my pics illegally
what?
Tibs
September 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM
YES!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Screw you all. I want you all banned.
180digi
September 13th, 2006, 07:50 PM
Don't get mad!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 07:53 PM
I already am. These turds are morons.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:54 PM
ahahahahahaha your only redeeming feature is how funny your incompetence is
go away
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:55 PM
ps omg u cald me a turd :'(
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:55 PM
scru us al
u want us band!!!!!!!!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 07:55 PM
You suck. A dollar bill up your nose? Ha ha. I so hate you. You guys have no right to do this. I already reported some of you.
Sons of bitches.
Tibs
September 13th, 2006, 07:55 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
-Tibs-+, solopro, TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons, _ReVeNGe_
watch out rai hes gonna get u
EDIT: oh he got u rai sorry i was 2 l8
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 07:58 PM
You suck.
o sry
A dollar bill up your nose? Ha ha.
thx
you probably don't get it
I so hate you.
YOU SOOOOOO, LIKE, HATE ME!
You guys have no right to do this.
Oh? We have no right to say what we feel like saying on the internet?
And yet you somehow have the right to never be offended?
I already reported some of you.
OMG U RPEORTED US!!!! =O
Sons of bitches.
LOOK OUT! HE'S BUSTING OUT THE LIMITS OF HIS WIT!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:08 PM
Blah You got an IQ equivilant to a box of laxatives.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:10 PM
You spelled equivalent correctly.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Also who is Blah You and why did (s)he get an IQ and laxatives?
Is (s)he oriental?
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:21 PM
Also who is Blah You and why did (s)he get an IQ and laxatives?
Is (s)he oriental?
That is you, you son of a bitch!!
I really hate you now.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:24 PM
That is you, you son of a bitch!!
Yes, my mother is, in fact, an enormous bitch. gj
I really hate you now.
oMg U rEaLlY hAtE mE nOw!!!!
msbrunnettemickey
September 13th, 2006, 08:26 PM
<3rai.
blitzmage
September 13th, 2006, 08:28 PM
Oh **** internet police are after me. Tryin ta catch me ridin dirty.
I sent him over the edge with one little 5 second picture! **** he is a crazy man he's gon an reported us.
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Less than an hour, and I meet turds. I shall now propose something. A new law.
Squeek
September 13th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Sorry to say that this is the Internet.
People can copy your images and taint your words and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
As much as someone can insult you or berate your ideas or anything related, there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Put Rai on your ignore list. That's my only suggestion. I can't ban him or even warn him against doing what you want me to do because it isn't against the rules.
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 08:32 PM
I already reported some of you.
oh noes!
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:32 PM
turds
EWWWWWWWWWW!! TUUURRRDS!?
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 08:35 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!! TUUURRRDS!?
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!
liek omg! nasty!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Someone please lock this. I hate these people.
Squeek
September 13th, 2006, 08:40 PM
Hating others is not a justification for a mod locking someone else's thread.
If this were your thread or blitz posted his wishes to lock it, I would do so.
Like I said, my only suggestion is to put those who cause you annoyance on your Ignore list. You will see that they posted but you won't see what it is.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:42 PM
Like I said, my only suggestion is to put those who cause you annoyance on your Ignore list. You will see that they posted but you won't see what it is.
Do it! Then we get to make fun of you behind your back like the kids in your middle school! B)
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:42 PM
I did that. I'm just 12 here, and apperently, no one cares. They contradict my beliefs (like a spamming fine) and they somehow think they rule the world. Mods and other related people are gods, not these turds.
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 08:44 PM
Rai, you are awesome.
Solo, Blah You has an IQ equivilant to a turd.
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 08:44 PM
oh noes! he called us turds again!
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Rai, you are awesome.
Solo, Blah You has an IQ equivilant to a turd.
It's called a typo, dumbass. It should have been "Blah; you..."
There, dumbass.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:48 PM
It's called a typo, dumbass. It should have been "Blah; you..."
There, dumbass.
lmao you tried to use a semicolon to look smart and yet you used it incorrectly
ps you lied about your age on your profile lmao you ****ing tool
pps
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/TheRaiRai/solopro.gif
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 08:55 PM
ps solopro dont leave i want to see sean get some hawt action
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:56 PM
How can I? In both universes (real universe and the FFR universe), I am treated like dirt. No one cares about me, I can't get some compliments, and, of course, ninety insults a day.
Minion133
September 13th, 2006, 08:57 PM
THAOR AA'D EARTH QUAKE ONI
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 08:58 PM
No one cares.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 08:58 PM
How can I? In both universes (real universe and the FFR universe), I am treated like dirt. No one cares about me, I can't get some compliments, and, of course, ninety insults a day.
Try suicide.
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 08:58 PM
only one solution to that
EDIT: i was going to suggest going shopping for new suits but rai's idea works too
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 08:59 PM
I am treated like dirt. No one cares about me, I can't get some compliments, and, of course, ninety insults a day.
youre very cool.
jk
solopro
September 13th, 2006, 09:00 PM
Cool?
You know what, I have been inspried to write a poem. It's coming up in the fourms.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 09:02 PM
Cool?
You know what, I have been inspried to write a poem. It's coming up in the fourms.
doodoo doodoo dooRHYME-A
doodoo doodoo dooRHYME-A
doodoo dooRHYME-B
doodoo dooRHYME-B
doodoo doodoo dooRHYME-A
talent
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 09:02 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
my life suxx
brb cuttingoo
Kilgamayan
September 13th, 2006, 09:13 PM
I'm just 12 here
Squeek, where'd you go?
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 09:17 PM
you only get banned for being underage if you act like it.
oh.
wait.
Squeek
September 13th, 2006, 09:18 PM
Squeek, where'd you go?
Hi, I saw it.
Remember when I said I'm the most lenient on bans?
I'll PM him about it.
Edit: Well, someone decided to do it already.
dAnceguy117
September 13th, 2006, 09:25 PM
GJ BEIN 12
tryna catch me photoshoppin dirty because apparently thats illegal now throw it out the window be4 they pull us over
wait what the hell you look older than 12 lmao
Tibs
September 13th, 2006, 09:26 PM
GJ BEIN 12
tryna catch me photoshoppin dirty because apparently thats illegal now throw it out the window be4 they pull us over
wait what the hell you look older than 12 lmao
HE CANT HEAR YOU HES BANNED
dAnceguy117
September 13th, 2006, 09:32 PM
i meant you as in the hypothetical you or something
doesn't he look older than 12 though
Captain_Zack
September 13th, 2006, 09:34 PM
Guys, I have no clue who this solo guy is, but leave him alone. I don't think it's right. And he does look loder than 12, like 15 or something.
Oh, and I see banned tags under usernames. Can someone be unbanned? Or does that person have to wait.?
Afrobean
September 13th, 2006, 09:35 PM
Wow.
Are you joking?
I reported a post of his a while back where he said he was 12 and no one did anything about it.
I guess it's a good thing though. If he had been banned before, we wouldn't have gotten the humor of this thread.
:)
_A2P
September 13th, 2006, 09:36 PM
I been banned from the forums for a year! I didn't do anything! Why!!!!
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 09:37 PM
Guys, I have no clue who this solo guy is, but leave him alone. I don't think it's right. And he does look loder than 12, like 15 or something.
Oh, and I see banned tags under usernames. Can someone be unbanned? Or does that person have to wait.?
Why hello there Captain_Zack.
It is breathtakingly obvious that not only are you not solopro, but you have anything to do with him either!
Wanna come smoke a fat dub with me?
Captain_Zack
September 13th, 2006, 09:39 PM
RaiRai, that is so mean.
Solo seems like a nice guy. I read his first posts. But you guys came along, and wrecked it.
You should be ashamed.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 09:42 PM
Guys I am ashamed at what I have done. =(
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 09:42 PM
This Captain_Zack character has made it obvious we took it too far.
Mods, please unban solopro, he obviously did nothing to warrent the ban or the insults, and if you could hook him up with that September chick, that'd be great too.
Captain_Zack
September 13th, 2006, 09:43 PM
This Captain_Zack character has made it obvious we took it too far.
Mods, please unban solopro, he obviously did nothing to warrent the ban or the insults, and if you could hook him up with that September chick, that'd be great too.
Hmmm, I think I seen him before. He may go to my school; I'll talk to September.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 09:44 PM
It turns out solopro is real cool and not a failure at life, not even remotely.
I was entirely at fault.
Tokzic
September 13th, 2006, 09:44 PM
Great, this could work out for everybody.
sleeplessdragn
September 13th, 2006, 09:46 PM
It's too bad that solopro was UUA, seemed like a cool person. This Captain Zack character seems shady though IMO.
rootbeer45
September 13th, 2006, 09:56 PM
What is IMO? I'm new, so clue me in on this.
Cole Johnson
Tibs
September 13th, 2006, 09:56 PM
Go away solopro
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 13th, 2006, 09:56 PM
What is IMO? I'm new, so clue me in on this.
Cole Johnson
hey solopro
do you like hot chicks
blitzmage
September 13th, 2006, 09:57 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA Hey guys i don't know this guy but you should leave him around because he sounds awsome. I see banned titles how does one become unbanned oh solpro may go to my school what a coincidence. Man **** now that he is banned my thread is useless. =(
ಠ_ಠ
Edit: Oh nevermind lol he's just going to keep ban evading one straight after the other.
sleeplessdragn
September 13th, 2006, 09:57 PM
An IMO is a type of insurance given to people when they are 13.
_ReVeNGe_
September 13th, 2006, 09:59 PM
An IMO is a type of insurance given to people when they are 13.
QFT.
Tasuke
September 13th, 2006, 10:39 PM
This has been one of the funniest things to happen to FFR in awhile.
T0rajir0u
September 13th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Missing the epic events of this thread has dragged down my entire day.
GuidoHunter
September 13th, 2006, 10:51 PM
Reported post from solopro: Re: }:{<))
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?p=896025#post896025
Reason: Rai has been using my pics without my permission, and he also makes fakeo qoutes of me. Of course, I don't say them. He and Tibs are doing it.
Reported post from solopro: Re: }:{<))
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?p=895899#post895899
Reason: He has been also using my pics without permission, and also making absolute fun of me. These people are making absolute fools of me.
This kid needs some thicker skin.
--Guido
http://andy.mikee385.com
T0rajir0u
September 13th, 2006, 10:54 PM
<solopro> sticks and stones break my bones and words hurt me too wahhhhhh brb getting banned three times because there's too much sand up my vagina
too bad he's gone lmao
Pumble
September 13th, 2006, 10:55 PM
oh dear god
i am seriously crying right now
with EMPATHY
Silver_Brian
September 14th, 2006, 02:13 AM
My day is complete. Thank God for rai. O wai...
mead1
September 14th, 2006, 06:17 AM
My day is complete. Thank God for programming my beats
i c
RIP SOLOPRO 9/13/06 NEVAR FORGET
duhh_
September 14th, 2006, 08:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Blitzmage/solopro.jpg
thats pretty f*cked up.
or at least stop messin with him if he asks.
btw, theres an age limit to the forums?
Tibs
September 14th, 2006, 12:07 PM
WHY HOW OLD ARE YOU?
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 14th, 2006, 12:22 PM
thats pretty f*cked up.
or at least stop messin with him if he asks.
Go huff paint thinner until you die.
btw, theres an age limit to the forums?
I hope you're 12.
Chrissi
September 14th, 2006, 12:26 PM
thats pretty f*cked up.
or at least stop messin with him if he asks.
btw, theres an age limit to the forums?Internets is srs bsns.
GuidoHunter
September 14th, 2006, 01:21 PM
I hope you're 12.
He claims to be nineteen. This, however, is one giant falsification of his true age which is likely twelve.
--Guido
http://andy.mikee385.com
ddrdanc3r55
September 14th, 2006, 02:47 PM
thats pretty f*cked up.
or at least stop messin with him if he asks.
btw, theres an age limit to the forums?
NOPE! I'm 12. ^___^
how old r u
?????????????????
gerbi7
September 14th, 2006, 03:34 PM
Posting in legendary thread.
FluorescentArmy
September 14th, 2006, 04:24 PM
I wonder what would happen if I were to merge _A2P's eyebrows with solopro's face.
mead1
September 14th, 2006, 04:34 PM
FUSIOOOOON HAAAAA
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 14th, 2006, 04:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/TheRaiRai/637a9e67.png
FluorescentArmy
September 14th, 2006, 04:37 PM
I'll do it later. I hope his eyebrows dont have copyrights or some ****.
Lol. I meant actually on his face rai. Not that text one.
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 14th, 2006, 04:37 PM
I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER
TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
September 14th, 2006, 05:56 PM
I meant actually on his face rai. Not that text one.
I was aware.
180digi
September 14th, 2006, 06:33 PM
I stopped reading around page 3 updates plox
FluorescentArmy
September 14th, 2006, 06:43 PM
oh
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